The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:51 pm

*raises hand*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:34 pm

Cool. Some for you and then I'm cracking a shiraz for me

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:41 pm

me three, me three. I love wine, especially a nice dry red.

How about a nice piece of sharp cheddar with that and some crackers???

And a little music...

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sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:48 pm

Both awesome! Thanks Deb. A glass for you

again, your vid cannot be embedded

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:06 pm

Hey Hey Hey.

Just stoppin by to check in on my peeps. Been checkin out costume ideas; especially for the vampire night. I been day dreamin of my move to Nevada. It is so time for me to get out and get on!!

Having trouble locating a ride to the desert and back and finances are enabling me of renting a car. Still, must have hope. Just got a letter from unemployment people. My past employer appealed my claim so we had a phone hearing. It was me against my old boss and his attorney. I WON!!!!! Yay me!!! Fuckers. Finally some good news.

I think body shots are in order. Anyone want to celebrate with me?

Love and hugs to you all. Can't wait to see you (again).

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:11 pm

Body shots of Lorgasm! No question.

ETA: YAY you!

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:12 pm

WOOHOO grats lorgasm !

great news

ill drink to that!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:19 pm

hooray, for good news.........

*lines up, licking eyebrows, limbering up for body shots*

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:19 pm

Hey, another NEW person. I've never met Alice the Goon.

Hi Alice, Nice to make your acquaintance. I'm kinda new here in eplaya but I've burned since '05.

Lorgasm; that is great news.

Salut! Here's to Lorgasm's move to Nevada and taking charge of stuff.

Oh and Sputnik, I'm completely in the dark on what embedding means??? Did I do something wrong? If so, you can show me at Lakes of Fire.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:23 pm

Thanks everyone.

Didn't think it was going to happen. I lost the paperwork they had sent that had things I needed to address. And I was doing this in the parking lot of Walmart. But I just remained honest, confident, and I even complimented them on their training methods. I Sorry it had to happen but I won. Yay.

(((((((((((((((((GROUP HUG)))))))))))))))))

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:24 pm

Deb Prothero wrote: Oh and Sputnik, I'm completely in the dark on what embedding means??? Did I do something wrong? If so, you can show me at Lakes of Fire.

I'm not bringing a computer to LoF. It just seems that some vids are not allowed to be embedded. You can view them directly, but can't drop them into a web page the way you did.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:35 pm

Sputnik, okay, still not sure what you mean. Are you saying that the pictures I put up can only be seen by me???

If so, that's no fun! 'Cause it looks real pretty on my end!

I'll have my computer at Lakes of Fire because I'm going to print a newspaper out there! Can't wait to see the art!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:44 pm

Yeah, ask me out there Deb. I'm off to sleep.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:56 pm

Goodnight Sputnik.

I'm off the bed myself.

XOXOXOXo to everyone.

Let the Playa Dreams beging.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:57 pm

Goodnight Sputnik.

I'm off the bed myself.

XOXOXOXo to everyone.

Let the Playa Dreams beging.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:53 pm

RV painting has got the better of me. I can't keep my eyes open. I'm off to bed too.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:08 am

[ flips the Sopwith over in a hard landing and stumbles in for a drink. Notes an assortment of bottles on the bar and pours the dregs into a glass. tops it off with tequila, whipped cream and an olive. gives the juke box a kick]

"play somethin'

[sits in a corner and snuggles up with the NEB]

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:32 am

Deb Prothero wrote:RV painting has got the better of me. I can't keep my eyes open. I'm off to bed too.

Soooooo, If I see you in here in the middle of the night, I will snark at you for telling stories?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:47 am

pinemom wrote: GH....when FNG gets up to go in to work.....maybe you should just crawl right into his already warmied bed!!! ahahaaa

That is just sooooo wrong in sooooo many ways PM......

Besides I would miss breakfast at Bruno's.

pinemom wrote:Then when you get up...Blow up the camper! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Don't want to destroy his camper, just want to see if he can fly....

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:52 am

Deb Prothero wrote:Hey, another NEW person. I've never met Alice the Goon.

Hi Alice, Nice to make your acquaintance. I'm kinda new here in eplaya but I've burned since '05.

Lorgasm; that is great news.

Salut! Here's to Lorgasm's move to Nevada and taking charge of stuff.

Oh and Sputnik, I'm completely in the dark on what embedding means??? Did I do something wrong? If so, you can show me at Lakes of Fire.

Nice to meet you as well Deb

Welcome to eplaya ..lots of freedom here to do and say as you please .

*bottoms up*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:06 am

*strolls into barn to check on Mule*

dang, I guess he's just not coming back......*pout, small tear starts*

*trudges into bar via "Lower Ancillary Byway Inter Access"*

Dang, I sure miss Mule stopping by........who am going to ride the "Desert of no name", with?

Hey BB, nice to see you stopping by.....love the Camel..........Liked Fokker's, as well, "Curse you..........."..........

Hi Gh, sorry I keep missing you, I can't stay up, get up, at that time......
sounds like your hijinx are going to be fun with FNG..........how about sodium tri-iodide on the floors of his camper?

Hi Alice-the-Goon, nice to meet you......is Eugene the Jeep nearby?

*finds Fembot remote, hits "morning" button, then, "french maid", then, "commando"*

I'll head to the HOLE.
*noting smell of coffee brewing already, thanks to "HOT" fembot*

*strokes Juke*[youtube][/youtube]

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:13 pm

So YGMIR - do you often come in through the LABIA?

(See above post - I'm not just being familiar)

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:49 pm

Cherchez la femme!

http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/ ... GZ20090624

It was a woman! Of course! It all becomes clear now!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:56 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Cherchez la femme!

http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/ ... GZ20090624

It was a woman! Of course! It all becomes clear now!

Oh God, it's too good....the commentator from the University of whatevers' name is Oldendick.........

MagickPlayaFairy · Post by **MagickPlayaFairy** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:48 pm

Hello, my pretty playa freaks...

*wink wink*

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:48 pm

MagickPlayaFairy wrote:Hello, my pretty playa freaks...

*wink wink*

hello, my flying friend .... and welcome!

did you come into the bar to avoid a greeting from JK?

how 'bout a bit o' bubbly?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:54 pm

Welcome!!! Got WISH, you ask??? Is this for real? You're the MagickPlayaFairy???
Are you the one who has come to make all our wishes and dreams come true??
You need your own thread. Lemme fucking tell ya, sister, I got plenty of wishes!!
We all got plenty. Where do I fucking start?
Do you really grant wishes?

Fuck. I wish for patience, love and acceptance from my family,
a BM ticket, a winning lottery ticket, a nice boyfriend, my license back,
a car (hey - it could be a Vespa - WTF), but most of all.....

I wish people would stop hurting animals in the name of science,
and I wish the Japanese bastard people would stop killing minke whales
for profit and portraying to the world that they are doing it for RESEARCH.

I wish assholes would quit poaching my gorilla friends and quit killing
innocent animals.

*kicks jukebox across the fucking room and smashes it*

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And, yeah, I wanna a fucking manual from God telling me everything.
From her lips. Last I heard, Alanis Morissette was God. I saw it in the movie Dogma.
Goddess Alanis rocks.

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Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:00 pm

WOW a real Magic Playa Fairy......

OK here goes

I want a paddle with Celtic knotts carved into it. I want to be paddled by Mozy and I want a shot of Wild Turkey to numb the pain.

lorgasm closes eyes and crosses fingers

Oh golly wouldn't that be swell.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:19 pm

hey, lorgasm ..... i'm with you there ...

mozy, mozy ... i wish for mozy, too!

*closes eyes*

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:30 pm

This bar's been hopping today.

New folks, I've never met and old friends I haven't met in person. And now there's a MagickPlayaFairy giving out wishes.

First I have to deal with Goathead: I did work hard yesterday, I slept right through the night - first time in weeks. Problem with that is that I don't get to chat with you! Oh and I worked all day today to finish my paint job and it's not just the fumes that will make me sleep tonight! I am plum tuckered out!

Hey, Ugly Dougly - why is it so many politicians can find time for hanky-panky? Don't they have a job to do?

ygmir, maybe the MagickPlayaFairy can bring DaMule back???

Waves hi to everyone else!!!

I'm off to drive to Lakes of Fire tomorrow so I may not be back in the bar until Monday unless there's internet out there somewhere. I'll be running into Sputnik and I'm bringing him some of his favourite Cuban rum (sssshhh don't tell the border guards). Sputnik is going to show me what I'm doing wrong with pictures on here - something to do with embedding.

I'm going to produce a newspaper while I'm out there so I'll be real busy. And many of Caleb's Michigan friends will be there so we're sharing some story time over the weekend. Hugs, stories and tears that's how we'll keep his memory burning.

No time for a drink tonight, I still have packing to do.