The Bar

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:36 pm

Deb!!

Have a safe and fun trip.

Caio!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:47 pm

Where the FUCK is Mozybonz lately anyway??!! Huh??!!

He's the one who needs a fucking paddling. (No, he'd probably like that....)

I mean, like, how dare he have the audacity to IGNORE all of us precious loving eplaya bodacious booby beauties of his in the Bar??!!!

What fucking nerve!!!!

Who the fuck does he think he is anyway??

I'm protesting.

I will no longer be a part of his Harem. Hmpfh. *flings harem garb off*

Yay!! I'm running around naked!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!! woooooo hoooooooooooo wheeeeeeeeeeee nooogy noooooogy ha ha ha!!!!

I'm done. Stick me with a fork -- I'm fucking done! If any of you other women around here had any
decency left and respect for yourselves, you'd throw down your harem garb as well and tell him,
"Enough is enough, Mr. MozyBonz!!!! We will NOT be ignored!!!!"

You, too, Ygmir. Throw down your garb. You kissed him at the party, you Harem Slut.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:02 pm

lorgasm standing naked in the dorway

Uh....I didn't get any harem garb.

looks at the pile of colorful clothes

runs to the corner and sobs

Nobody gets me anything.

lorgasm finds a tiara next to a crushed red bull can. Places the tiara on her head.
Slowly stands up, takes the tiara off her head. Throws it in the pile with the harem garm.

Yeah!

Lorgasm exits stage left.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:07 pm

[peeks out from under NEB]

did I die? Lookit all them beautiful ladies. what did I drink last night?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:02 pm

crap!!
I take a day to go shopping with my burner buddies, and, miss all sorts of hijinx.........

Mojo:
regarding your earlier question:
yes, at times, but, I try to vary my entrances........you'd have to go back to see what I'm talking about........

HI MagickPlayaFairy, can I call you MPF? my typing skills are not so good.......welcome...............

LF:
ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuffffffffff

Poo:
yeah, where is Mozy........I'm throwing my garb off, too. I'm with you guys.....
*runs around in circles naked, yodeling to see if there are any takers...........

*puts sheepskin loincloth on Lorgasm*
there, now, take it off and throw it down............yeehaw.........

BB:
nice way to wake up though, huh?
all these fair maidens, prancing "au natural"...........

sproing!!!!!

well,
drinks anyone?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:48 pm

Drops his harem pantaloons and shakes his fat, hairy ass all around. There, Mozy!
And what's with the gubner of south carolina? Why go all the way to tierra del fuego to get laid? I say let fuck and drink and be happy right here and not bother with the lies.
Yoohoo, monkeypoo, my right hand itches for your buttocks.
SMACK!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:53 pm

hi Bin Noddin,
nice to meet you.
*you might want to read Poo's posts on the "fuck" thread before applying that slap*

a beverage?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:56 pm

Another new face, Hi Bin Noddin.

Here's a toast to Salem and LeChatNoir. Salut! May another black cat cross your path soon, LCN.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:22 pm

Thanks, ygmir, I was just over there. ouch!
Hi, Deb. I used to hang out here a lot a while back. Now just an infrequent visitor. I'll be camping with some people you know at the Booby Bar.
Cheers!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:07 am

Hi Bin Noddin

well, if the Booby Bar folks approve, you must be good people!

I greet everyone who I haven't seen before (or try to) because I'm fairly new on eplaya. I've been to the burn since '05 but I kept forgetting to visit here. So the bar has become my eplaya home to meet folks.

I still go to Tribe but it's soooo unreliable and not quite as fun and friendly as this little corner of the world.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:45 am

GH wanders in for a quick shot of caffine, hold the coffee.
Hmmm, looks like its wash day, and such a big pile of it.

Loads up machine and sets on delicates.
Dial in fembot for dry and fold.

I wonder extra starch?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:51 am

I wouldn't recommend starch for those harem costumes the girls are dropping all over!

How you doing tonight, goathead?

Speaking of laundry, I'm doing some now for my packing.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:58 am

Why not?

Kind of busy.
But I am making time to fuck off, as I don't really have a life right now.
LMAO

Been cooking lots of playa dust the last two mornings, since it looks like it wants to finally become SUMMER here.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:04 am

How come you're cooking playa dust? Does that mean it's windy and the dust is getting in everything

You're busy so I won't play a bunch of tunes to distract you. Enjoy your break while you can!

I'll be offline probably for three or four days/nights. Not sure where to find internet in that part of the country.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:12 am

Why a goat has to keep some things secret......

LOL
I went out and got a water sample and am going to test it right after I post this.....
Shit, even work durning my fuck off time, what am I coming tooo????

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:18 am

goathead wrote:Why a goat has to keep some things secret......

LOL
I went out and got a water sample and am going to test it right after I post this.....
Shit, even work durning my fuck off time, what am I coming tooo????

Here's a song for you...

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goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:25 am

Why they are a GREAT ADDITION to the bar Deb....
Now fembot will have some help.
Dam why didn't yg think of them before?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:02 am

Maybe ygmir can check out whether fembot likes these guys and can get along with them.

Just finishing my laundry. Leaving soon, ciao

Have a good weekend with your family, goathead.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:05 am

Have a good trip Deb.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:36 am

*shuffles in via , the oh so obvious, but, seldom used "Secret EXit"

hey, look how clean it is in here...........nice........
I know I love Disney stuff.........
*finds Fembot remote, pushes "custom settings.......Accept........new helpers...........enter"*

nice tune, too. Thanks Deb, great idea.

Hi GH:
Nope, I sure didn't think of those helpers......Deb is obviously brilliant. And, a grand addition to the bar.......

*pushes "morning" button on Fembot remote*

Haven't seen PM, or Risky lately here.......you guys "dump" us?.........

Hey GH, wasn't it you that was playing "playa golf" a while back?
might be a neat game with mud and water.........

I got something to do:
*climbs into rafters, makes comfy bed in corner, just a spot to wait and chill*

A toast to our pal LeChat, and, the tragic loss..........
*raises shotglass of milk*

now,
off to the ROS and coffee.......

*rubs Juke*

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:32 am

No...Im here....just lurking.

Lurk lurk lurk.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:53 am

well,
at least your not:............

..ing

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:20 am

hee hee!

piney and I have been busy prepping work for the Burners Without Borders event coming up here in Reno on July 18th.

Hope you all are planning to attend!

slugs hot coffee on the way out the door.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:40 pm

Hey folks! I'm here, catching up on reading.

Someone scratched my ears. EXCELLENT!

And who the fuck let that one-legged chick in here while I was drunk dancing on the bar? Don't you know our history?

And I ate some carrot cake, and fucked some cake, and someone farted it? I dunno...I'm scared of the wall of wrong, so I didn't check that out.

And Deb has been staying up too late again, but glad to see the chats with GH. I like goats and other 4 legged friends.

YAY for Lorgasm winning the unemployment fight!

I gotta go....I just figured out a new game. If you look back towards your ass to see if you have a spider bite back there, you can never quite reach it and the next thing you know, you've spun in a bunch of circles and are dizzy (I've seen Monkeypoo do it too! Although she claimed she was dancing to Jerry....)

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:43 pm

Hiya bar peeps! I'm having trouble grasping the idea that we're leaving for the playa in only 2 months... so much to do!!! And defaultia has had me so busy of late... sigh. Good to be loved I guess. Here's a toast to our own LCN and his beloved Salem... such a sad tale.

Lixx for all!

MagickPlayaFairy · Post by **MagickPlayaFairy** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:32 pm

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Everyone's wishes are granted on this most beautiful night.... Blessed Be....

*swings magickal playa dust wand, touching everyone upon their head and private parts, granting all wishes*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:58 pm

I like you MagickPlayaFairy. Sweeeeeeet!!!
You're a hippie fairy. I smell the patchouli in your wings.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:11 am

*strolls into bar via "Overland Road Greko American Super Motorway"*

I can't just figure why DA Mule has abandon is apartment in the barn.....ah well..........

*finds Fembot remote, hits "auto morning", then, "costume" and "random"*

this should be good..........

*moves Freddy Mercury blowup doll from under moose, and, slides ROS over into the shadowy spot.........*

how about a tune?

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:15 am

Mornin...Busy buy day....::grabs cup of coffee...runs out the door;;; Theres a lady~;;;

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:22 am

good morning ...

did you have a nice drive down that high - er, motorway, yg? what were you driving? hee