The Bar

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:50 am

((((((((((((((((((OREGON RED))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ribbit rubbit Loveit!!!!!~

There ya go! Babe...SEEE ya REAL SOON....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:53 am

was that for me?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:58 am

Nope...Thats Oregon reds...Vodka line up!

this ones for you, Yg'mir, Hun!

Fun to drink and a toy afterwords! I love responsible packaging by alcohol companies!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:09 am

nice. thanks, PM............

I just thought, when you said "babe".........well............as you can see from my infant photo above, that was my nickname...........

as I got older, and, more intelligent,
I was referred to as............... "bright"..........

that's why my mother called me "sun"............

giggle.........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:27 am

So technically you should be called ...

wait for it......

here it comes......

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!Shiney Bacon!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:39 am

oh, you clever rascal............

witty beyond belief..........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:40 am

Well...you are shiney!

moving ever so slow this sunday...no hangover...just s l o w?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:41 am

*trying to sneak in un-noticed and blend in*

OOk OOk, OOOOK.

*knows that monkeys love bananas, and is using it as a diversion*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:46 am

hmmm, banana Liquer...
Guess its a Monkey Thang! heheheheeeee

Howdy Simon!

how's you "FUCK!!!! IT'S THE LAST FUCKING WEEKEND OF JUNE!!!" going?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:48 am

PM:

I'm shiney......thanks.......made my day.
dang that slow moving stuff........me too. I worked at the "mountain retreat/stronghold" all day yesterday.........man, am I getting old

*noting banana liqueur on bar*

*pays no attention and can't see 300 lb. orange gorilla in the corner, hiding behind the "freddy mercury blowup doll" suckling a bottle of fine scotch with a nipple on it*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:57 am

i have sequestered myself inside of my workshop and while all the monkeys are out playing in the trees, i'll be here all week trying to finish the mutant vehicles i'm working on as well as start the furniture you damn monkeys are gonna spill your banana creme all over...

this year, vinyl.

it's washable, and will stand up to industrial disinfectant.

we are trying keep a nice, clean cage for y'all.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:04 am

Yay, gotta love that slip sliding away feeling on the playa!!!!

Yup...I too am about to dissapear from time to time... Gotta get the Playa Frog reworked.

New Vinyl Areola covers sewn....and costumes for 5 theme nights at the B.Bar!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:15 am

(Strolls in)

Hi Pinemom.

Hey, Lucyâ€™s Dad!! Good luck onthe MV and furniture building.

(Rummages in cooler for beer)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:20 am

you like my sweater, don't you.

i stole it from bill cosby.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:34 am

((((LEChat))))

Give a hug to the new bride Karine ~MUAH~ !

Ok...shit, Ive spent way to much time on this box of rox and sticks this AM....
Read a bunch of BS too...GEEEZE....

Its us against the rest of default, and seems default is seeping into the cracks of our sacred burningman.

I love you all my Burner family........

Off to kick me'self in the ass to get 2 days worth of shit done in one!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:25 pm

Happy afternoon, friends! Been catching up on the past days pages and pages. Y'all crack me up. I've been laying low and healing, distracting from my pain by picking fresh fruit from my neighbors' yards, making homemade baby food from peaches, apricots, bananas, plums. OK, I am trying to not bring up baby boy RJ here, cuz ibedave keeps reminding me it's a buzz-kill, but you know what? SO WHAT? My grandson is the JOY of my fucking heart....probably the ONLY joy, soooooo accept it and accept me. I've also been playing in clay, making a mobile with MONSTERS because baby boy likes monsters. He also likes to be with me in my garden playing in dirt.

Catching up...

* Still don't see Mozy around. I say we have a bonfire tonight and BURN all the harem garb.
* Butt is healing nicely, so all spankings are ON again. Woot!
* Mens testosterone levels. Poor guys. You DO need to get laid like Pinemom said. Good luck with that. Maybe the MagicPlayaFairy can take her wand and hit your wang with magic playa fairy dust to make those things come true. MPF? Where are you?
* I cried for 2 hours the other night when I heard Farrah Fawcett died. I sat on my porch in the dark, looked up at the stars and sent Love to her. Enough said.
* I didn't cry for Michael Jackson, but I did honor him and thank him for the wonderful memories and beautiful music he gave to us. Then I watched an hour of youtube videos - especially THRILLER. He had his good points, even though he was alleged to be a pedophile.
* I've killed 4 jumping wolf spiders and 3 black widows this week.
* IT'S FUCKING HOT HERE IN THE SACRAMENTO VALLEY!!!!!!!

PS: I LOVE YOU ALL.

edited because I'm really ANAL about my spelling.
hee hee hee, Monkeypoo said ANAL.

MagickPlayaFairy · Post by **MagickPlayaFairy** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:00 pm

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*whisps in, wings a flippin' and flappin', gently waving her wand, flinging magic playa fairy dust all over the place*

Time's are rough indeed. We need to be gentle with each other. Love each other. Say loving things to your brothers and sisters of the playa.
Embrace. Embrace each other in Camp Reality each day -- just like you do when you are on the playa that one week of Burning Man.....and all will be well.

*spanks her wand HARD on those burner guys' weenies who need to be seriously laid........
lovingly, of course, as always but with a sternness that demands they pay attention, bellies up to the bar*

What do you have in the way of a Fairy Drink?
All I need is a thimble full, mind ya.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:18 pm

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:04 pm

Umeshu is a liqueur made from Ume, which is a fruit midway between plums and apricots. Any I dig this commercial, watching everyone melt as they get drunk. Refreshingly honest. We're after that buzz, ne?

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Notice that they are actually drinking, which you don't see on US TV commercials.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:34 pm

ygmir and I at Mr Bonz's Big 5-0

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:57 pm

ygmir wrote:I was driving steel, baby...................

I think I missed out on half of this conversation. Driving steel???
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, baby!!! Go baby go!!!

And now we return you to our regularly scheduled programming.....

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:49 pm

Where's Mozy? I'm calling him out.

HEY YOU!!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? LURKING????????
I'M SO WANTING TO CALL HIM NAMES NOW.

HE'S BEEN DISSING US AND DENYING US.
I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS!!!!!!!!
YO!!!!! BEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT MAKE ME/US HURT OR SPANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
WERE ARE YOU??????????

WE'RE GONNA SPANK YOU.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:35 pm

Eveninâ€™, barfolk.

(Sets a bottle on the bar)

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:27 pm

LeChat, my sweetness!!!! So good to see you tonight!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:28 pm

**burn** wrote:ygmir and I at Mr Bonz's Big 5-0

Nice ear, ygmir....

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:35 pm

Evening barpeeps! Spent part of the weekend doing some upgrades to Rock Yer Balls in an attempt to have it live thru the week at BM without repairs. Don't want to jinx it, but I think it'll do! Didn't quite get done as this afternoon/evening was spent doing doggy mom duty. Will hopefully complete this project tomorrow. So much to do, so much to do....

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:38 pm

Yeah... and how â€˜bout that Risky-pinky?

(finds a couple of glasses)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:42 pm

**burn** wrote:ygmir and I at Mr Bonz's Big 5-0

a truly fun event, so nice to meet you, again **burn** we must chat more often...........

Thanks Poo, I'm wonderin why a pic of my ear and half of Risky's face.........cute as she is...........
no one can tell if we're wearin pants, at least.........

Poo: I'm glad to hear your butts getting better..........or, is your bet getting butter?.........

Hi LeChat...........How ya doin?

drinks for anyone?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:42 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:*knows that monkeys love bananas, and is using it as a diversion*

Quit teasing me. OK, I like being teased and being diversed. DAMN YOU!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:44 pm

ygmir wrote:Poo: I'm glad to hear your butts getting better..........or, is your bet getting butter?.........

I got yer butter.