Testosterone overload?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:28 am

Just for the record BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(gals...bare with me here...this is gonna be GRAFFIC, so if you are tender eyed dont read anymore past this point.)

You all need to go get laid!

......and Im not talking a little roll in the haybed with your wife/girlfriend/s.
I mean a all in all night/day/week worth of throw her against the wall and fuck her and your own brains out...till the point that your dick wont go down again...and you havent got enough water in your system to produce anymore spunk!!!!

Or if your Dick does deflate take a little blue pill and work out like you were in HIGHSCHOOL again!
To the point every muscle in both your bodies is quaking so hard you think we have a 9.5 on the ricter scale !!!!!

Dont have a signifigant other...fuck it...Go buy yourself a partner for night or two. this is America, they do sell thoughs either on street corners or look in the yellow pages....clean and discreet.
Or screw it....Self satisfying works good too...but do it long and hard enough to rub the skin right off your wang!

Ive seen some blatant burner bullshit lately.

Get over it and GO, RUN, not walk... to get IT off!

Times are hard right now....on everyone!
Dont Fight your Friends.
please.

Ya rant and rave all ya want in the political and religious threads...cause thats what your suppose to do.
But dont take it personally....its just different opinions. If we all saw the same way....we'd be Russia 30 yrs ago!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:39 am

For all you kids out there that are too young and might not understand what she's saying....

30 years ago, Russia had a whole bunch of stiff missiles and nowere to stick them, so they had to point them
at anything that moved, and dammitt, everything seems to move ya' know ?
Then along comes Ronald Reagan, and with Pink Floyd's help, he tore down the wall
that was making them feel like anything that moves differently must have a stiff missile pointed at it.

I hope that this helps........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:55 am

agreed.

i will accept my fair share of the flame blame....i see my blood sport for geeks has left some wounds.

my apologies, but i am of the "ilk" that never backs down from a fight, especially when provoked.

i do not turn the other cheek as often as i should.

you may spank me at some future date. I will remove myself from the reindeer games, as it really isn't fair for all the antlers out there who want to smash heads.

they always get blinded by the nose and run into a wall, anyways.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:09 am

Spankings shall commence Tuesday Night @ the Booby Bar....Line them asses up Boys!

No yahoo's/Frat boys...only though's who truly deserve should even bother to line up!

S.W.A.K.

~Pinemom~

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:16 am

pinemom wrote:Spankings shall commence Tuesday Night @ the Booby Bar....Line them asses up Boys!

No yahoo's/Frat boys...only though's who truly deserve should even bother to line up!

S.W.A.K.

~Pinemom~

She Will Always Know?

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:22 am

Some Wankers Are Kool

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:30 am

So, What About Karl?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:50 am

ok...Karl can get in line.

But only once and no line jumps!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:16 am

um, you directed this at the men.
Us women folks need to be laid too, often and intensely!

Makes note to be at the Booby Bar on Tuesday night.

Now off to distract my husband from the project he's tinkering on in the garage for some afternoon delight.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:28 am

Sky rockets in flight......

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:31 am

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thanks for the set-up, one eye.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:38 am

**burn** wrote:um, you directed this at the men.
Us women folks need to be laid too, often and intensely!

Makes note to be at the Booby Bar on Tuesday night.

Now off to distract my husband from the project he's tinkering on in the garage for some afternoon delight.

heheheeee
You, my fair Risky...must read between the lines....

"I mean a all in all night/day/week worth of throw her against the wall and fuck her and your own brains out...till the point that your dick wont go down again...and you havent got enough water in your system to produce anymore spunk!!!! "

Ya...were on the receiving end of the "RE'Alignment of these boys and their release!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:55 am

**burn** wrote:um, you directed this at the men.
Us women folks need to be laid too, often and intensely!

Um, I agree. It's been 2 weeks. My spider bite has healed nicely on my ass and now I'm horny. Hell, I'm always horny.

But the only place I'm game for a good throw down is in the refrigerator or freezer section of a fucking grocery store or butcher shop or ice house. It's FUCKING HOT here in the Sacramento Valley this week. I forgot how hot it got out here in the Summer.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:12 pm

smokes a cigarette.

Hell, it was so good, even the neighbors are having a cigarette.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:21 pm

Hey, I'm celibate for God. What you propose us chasitised men of god to do is a sin.

Women don't like when I fuck them. After several hours, they sore and want to stop that's why I need several in a night. But these ladies just don't want to share. It must be evolutionary.

Whore of Babel you shall get STONED and well FUCKED!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:58 pm

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:02 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Hey, I'm celibate for God. What you propose us chasitised men of god to do is a sin.

Chastised men.
Celibate for God.
What a fucking JOKE.
All you do is think about yourselves.
Sin? What is sin?
Pleasure?
Pleasure is a 2 blade sword.
Think about how you work it.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:03 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:

I JUST SAW THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pizzamancer · Post by **pizzamancer** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:41 pm

pinemom wrote:No yahoo's/Frat boys...only though's who truly deserve should even bother to line up!

~Pinemom~

No frat boys....

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:35 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Women don't like when I fuck them.

You said it, not us.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:01 pm

**burn** wrote:um, you directed this at the men.
Us women folks need to be laid too, often and intensely!

Makes note to be at the Booby Bar on Tuesday night.

Now off to distract my husband from the project he's tinkering on in the garage for some afternoon delight.

see, this is hardly fair, you and PM talking this way, some of us single guys, well............you know...........
*gets little tear rolling down cheek*

hotties talking sex.........dang.............

*looks for car door for "slammer"*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:09 pm

ygmir wrote:hotties talking sex.........dang.............

*looks for car door for "slammer"*

Hop in the car, dammit. Duh.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:53 pm

Thanks, Pinemom! Nice to see a thread where nobody is claiming something is "better than sex". Only sex is better than sex and I likes it a lot!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:44 am

pinemom wrote: You all need to go get laid!

I would settle for just a couple days off, 1 to catch up on some sleep, and one to spend with my honey.

Don't really see that happening anytime soon though.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:13 am

goathead wrote:
pinemom wrote: You all need to go get laid!
I would settle for just a couple days off, 1 to catch up on some sleep, and one to spend with my honey.

Don't really see that happening anytime soon though.

Fuck it, now just fucking tired and cranky.

About the only thing that could put a smile on my face is teaching oil drums and bowling balls how to fly......

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:42 am

heheheee...Gh, that would be a pleasure to watch too!

(ok, for the men and woman who were offended by my reference to love making word of choice as FUCKED...)

Yes, 98% of time I make beautiful Love with my hubby. But That 2%...Is the fuck we both need !

And Please for you Gawd fearing...celibate peeps.

Self pleasuring is only illegal in Utah! Sorry AntiM...Your breaking the law...But I wont tell if you dont!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:02 am

Monkeypoo wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Women don't like when I fuck them.
You said it, not us.

its because they get sore from long fuck session and probably want to watch football games.

Women are so possessive. they want monogamous relationship. I want freedom.

Once I brought home this really cute 20 something she was beautiful to share with my wife

and

Me wife got upset.

See people has to change. Learn to share, swap, experiment

this thread make me speak like asian whore

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:28 am

You are so full of shit i have flies landing on MY screen.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:02 am

dick dick dick dick dick DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

Go Directly to your room....and grab Leggs on your way in there!
Your grounded!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:19 am

* swatting at flies *

Leggs is at the chiropractor this morn......DAMMITT !!

* grabs electric flyswatter and waits for it *

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