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Post by Monkeypoo » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:54 pm

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FUCKING-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! :P

I don't know what they put in my IV yesterday in the ER, but YAAAAAAY-FUCKING-YEEEEEHAW!!!
Spider bite wound healing NICE. It WAS a Black Widow bite!!!!! NO PAIN NO MORE!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
I went out on my bike today!! I rode over speed bumps ON PURPOSE. SWEEEEEEET!!!!! NO PAIN!!!

OK --- confession --- I like to ride over speed bumps because I
like the way my cookie pounds back down on my bicycle seat afterwards.

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

I love my freakiness. Wooo-hooooo!!!! :shock: :P
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:47 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

FUCKING-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
I love my freakiness. Wooo-hooooo!!!! :shock: :P
Monkeypoo, you look so fucking sweet on that bike of yours. It must have been a lesbian spider.
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Post by Monkeypoo » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:49 pm

Thank you, AZ. Maybe it was a lesbian spider.
I'm not apposed to anything lesbian. HA!
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Post by goathead » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:59 am

FUCK
Fuck

FUCKING SHIT IS GETTING FUCKING OLD

NO FUCKING SLEEP.

A FUCKING DAY OFF HERE AND FUCKING THERE.

GETTING FUCKING TIRED OF WATCHING THE FUCKING SUN RISE.

EVERY FUCKING DAY.

THIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS.
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Post by ygmir » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:09 am

that must be a good fuckin job.....

otherwise........well...........
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Post by pinemom » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:48 am

Or a fucking shitty fucking job with a HUGE salary!
Rock it GH!


And Please dont let the workie thing mess up a beautiful sunrise in your future.
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Post by goathead » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:45 am

FUCK

I got my sense of HUMOR BACK.....

Amazing what a little sleep does.

Now the FUCKERS are in trouble.
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Post by ygmir » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:44 am

nuthin better than a funny fuckin goat..............

we have the best fuckin animals here............

funny goats, mules, penguins, flowers (she is an animal, in spirit), cats, dogs (living together, mass hysteria), pandas, .......who am I missing?..........
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Post by littleflower » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:15 am

you fucking forgot monkeys!!! and a few pagan gods and spirits ... fuck ... we have a wolfe, too ...
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Post by ygmir » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:56 am

well, ok, monkeys and wolfes.....but, the others are not animals..........

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Post by geospyder » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:33 am

Hey - don't forget us fucking spyders :roll:
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Post by fciron » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:00 am

I am not a fucking AAANNIIIIMAAAL!

Slight misquote to comply with censorious forum rules. :wink:
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Post by ygmir » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:00 am

see,
I didn't know if you were a fucking cat, spyder, or small economy car............
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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:38 am

Fuck. I can't find the Rest In Peace thread. I heard Billy Mays died, which is kind of funny, BUT NOT FUNNY, but I have a funny story to tell which relates to him.

I was disgusted with the bathroom the other day. I'm an impulsive compulsive anal obsessive stickler about cleanliness. I live with 2 "not so clean" family members. I couldn't stand it any longer. The bathroom needed a major fucking overhaul. So I went in there in a fury with the KABOOM and a sponge and a spray bottle and clorox. I sprayed everything down. I came out of the bathroom and told Steve and Sammi, "The bathroom is off limits and is soaking. I hit it with the KABOOM. Do NOT go in there until I say so."

So Sammi replies, "...or until Billy Mays jumps out of the commode, right?"

I busted up.

Rest in peace, Billy.
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:08 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:OK --- confession --- I like to ride over speed bumps because I
like the way my cookie pounds back down on my bicycle seat afterwards.

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

I love my freakiness. Wooo-hooooo!!!! :shock: :P


I sure hope your cookie doesnt crumble :wink:

For the life of me I have absolutely no FUCKING idea why I suddenly have the munchies :wink:

Fucking eh you naughty monkey :lol:
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Post by mojo » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:39 pm

ygmir wrote:nuthin better than a funny fuckin goat..............

we have the best fuckin animals here............

funny goats, mules, penguins, flowers (she is an animal, in spirit), cats, dogs (living together, mass hysteria), pandas, .......who am I missing?..........
FUCK - You forgot the bunnies, damnit....
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Post by ygmir » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:13 pm

mojo wrote:
ygmir wrote:nuthin better than a funny fuckin goat..............

we have the best fuckin animals here............

funny goats, mules, penguins, flowers (she is an animal, in spirit), cats, dogs (living together, mass hysteria), pandas, .......who am I missing?..........
FUCK - You forgot the bunnies, damnit....

dang............I seem to forget more than I remember.......well, if it helps, you can give me a fuckin paddlin on the playa, just so I don't forget, again............

wait?.......what?...........

FCiron:
I wish I could find a clip, of the quote, from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"..........something about being an man, not an animal, or beast, or something..........
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:22 pm

ygmir wrote:
mojo wrote:
ygmir wrote:nuthin better than a funny fuckin goat..............

we have the best fuckin animals here............

funny goats, mules, penguins, flowers (she is an animal, in spirit), cats, dogs (living together, mass hysteria), pandas, .......who am I missing?..........
FUCK - You forgot the bunnies, damnit....

dang............I seem to forget more than I remember.......well, if it helps, you can give me a fuckin paddlin on the playa, just so I don't forget, again............

wait?.......what?...........

FCiron:
I wish I could find a clip, of the quote, from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"..........something about being an man, not an animal, or beast, or something..........
Are you fucking sure that you don't fucking mean David Lynch's Elephant Man?
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Post by ygmir » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:42 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
mojo wrote: FUCK - You forgot the bunnies, damnit....

dang............I seem to forget more than I remember.......well, if it helps, you can give me a fuckin paddlin on the playa, just so I don't forget, again............

wait?.......what?...........

FCiron:
I wish I could find a clip, of the quote, from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"..........something about being an man, not an animal, or beast, or something..........
Are you fucking sure that you don't fucking mean David Lynch's Elephant Man?
could fucking well be, Fishy...........
I thought I remembered, Quasimodo, talking to, perhaps, Esmeralda, and, commenting that he's a man, not a beast........

but, now that you mention it, I think there's a similar line in Elephant man.........I may have to google that one............
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:45 pm

FUCK!

where is my mind?



sorry ygmir i posted this in the wrong place...

http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/index/?cid=215814
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:47 pm

the scene you are thinking about happens right before that one.
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Post by ygmir » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:57 pm

thanks Simon.............I'm trying to find the exact clip.......I'm not so good with computer searching stuff........
that looks right, though.
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Post by ygmir » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:12 pm

3:52, is, I think, the line I remember......unless he says it somewhere else, too..........

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:22 pm

bravo!
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Post by pinemom » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:38 am

Boys....where the FUCK is your FUCKS????



Here's our FUCKS....

Fucking vehicles. They fucking suck!

Both fucking trucks are breaking down on us. this is wayyyy bad fucking news!!!!
These trucks are a very integral part of our Theme camp!

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
and at the same time...what the fuck?
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Post by pinemom » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:49 am

Fuck fuck fuck fuck....



just in case the first batch was burnt.
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Post by ygmir » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:01 am

holy fuckwad, batman........

I/we forgot a bunch of fucks........jeeze (slaps forehead with ball-peen hammer)

I now prostrate myself for punishment, mistress of the Pine............

*making deposit to the "fuckbank"*

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Post by AntiM » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:52 pm

Fuck, MyLarry has all three days off for the weekend, including this evening. i know by Saturday afternoon I will be ready to kill him to death. he gets bugshit crazy if he doesn't have physical work to keep him busy, maybe we'll be okay, he's working on an extension off the back of the garage.

Otherwise, I'd know I'd fucking murderize him. maybe I can get him to vacuum.

And his fucking pay takes a hit with every day off.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:30 pm

Fuck, what was going to be a simple job turned into a complete rebuild with both the black and gray water pipes under my RV.

Yuck and FUCK !!

I wore glasses and gloves but I don't think I am gonna get this taste out of my mouth before tomorrow.

As least it's all brand fucking new now and I don't have to use a bucket to catch drips ever again.
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Post by fciron » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:10 pm

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
dang............I seem to forget more than I remember.......well, if it helps, you can give me a fuckin paddlin on the playa, just so I don't forget, again............

wait?.......what?...........

FCiron:
I wish I could find a clip, of the quote, from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"..........something about being an man, not an animal, or beast, or something..........
Are you fucking sure that you don't fucking mean David Lynch's Elephant Man?
could fucking well be, Fishy...........
I thought I remembered, Quasimodo, talking to, perhaps, Esmeralda, and, commenting that he's a man, not a beast........

but, now that you mention it, I think there's a similar line in Elephant man.........I may have to google that one............
I was fucking misquoting the Elephant Man. For a line that was a joke for many of my teenaged years it is still a pretty disturbing scene that is quite firmly stuck in my memory.

About 2:30 if you can't wait.

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