The Bar

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:12 am

Monkey breakfast waffles for you:

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:17 am

With granola and bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're too good to me. YUMMO!!!!

....and for you..... fresh picked.....

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:14 am

mmm, yummy, grains

*leans head down and begins chomping*

*head pops up quickly*

WAIT!

*looks both ways, carefully, walks around in circles a couple of times looking around*

There aren't any giraffes around here, are there?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:36 am

Mule is into giraffes??!!! Fuuuuuuck!!! That's kinky. Send pics!!!!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:46 am

The Rebbi's "Red Russian"

1 shot Kalua
5 straberrys
1 spoon whipcream
8 cherrys
blend pour into glass and add one cube of Stoli red jello

the rebbi

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:02 pm

Happy Canada Day everyone, especially Cryptofishie!

Yummy, Jack Daniels coffee, thanks Rebbi.

Those waffles look delicious, DaMule...nice to see you here again.

here's a cute little ditty for Canada Day...

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OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:17 pm

pinemom wrote:((((((((((((((((((OREGON RED))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ribbit rubbit Loveit!!!!!~

There ya go! Babe...SEEE ya REAL SOON....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~

PM, you rock!!!! ((((((((((((pinemom))))))))))))))
I love how well you love me!

((((((((((((mozy)))))))))))))

Of course, I always seem to walk in when everyone else is otherwise occupied. Damnit! My stupid luck! Oh well... It's enough to be here!

Goes behind the bar and starts making kamikazes
Someone will show up eventually!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:20 pm

Hi OregonRed;

We haven't met yet, I don't think. I've been hanging around here for the last few weeks.

I'll try a Kamikaze, if you tell me what's in it.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:28 pm

Deb Prothero wrote:I'll try a Kamikaze, if you tell me what's in it.

Don't ask. Just GULP.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:30 pm

Howdy OregonRed and Deb!

Yum yum Kamikazeeeeee's...

Deb, just drink the kool aid damnit

hahahaaaaa

OMG, Monkey poo' that looks like a breakfast built for four!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:30 pm

GULP!

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:37 pm

A true kamikaze is:
1 lime, muddled
2 parts vodka
1 part triple sec
Ice

Add all parts to a shaker, shake and serve in either this form:

or this one:

Shots are easier if you're serving to a crowd.

ENJOY!!![/img]

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:55 pm

yummy Kamikaze KoolAid!

muddled limes, eh? How does one muddle a lime?

never mind, drink your KoolAid, I'll google it.

http://thespiritworld.net/2006/11/06/muddlers/

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:59 pm

What the fuck is wrong with the jukebox????
Who fucked up the jukebox??!!!!!
FUCK!!!! THE KOREANS ARE HERE!!!!
DUCK AND COVER!!!!
WE'VE BEEN INVADED!!!!
SAVE YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!

[youtube][/youtube]

OMG... Stop dancing Ygmir and Mozy. This is just WRONG!!!!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:04 pm

seems to be working

[youtube][/youtube]

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:56 pm

Hi all!

Happy Canada Day to Deb and any others here who are of that persuasion, or who just 'want to be Canadian' as her vid above pointed out.

In honor of the day I'll have a Drunken Monkey Oatmeal Stout from a brewpub in Ontario

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:11 pm

Heya, Sputnik!!!.... Count me in on one of those!!!....

How've ya been?!??

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:55 pm

HaPpY CaNaDa DaY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Deb.... Where are you in Canada???
Anywhere near Minnesota?
Fuck.
Even the NAME Minnesota these days is making my
toes curl up icy cold and makes my tits squeak icy hard.
Fuck.
Looks like pretty country, though.
Fuck.
Who's gonna keep me warm at night?
Fuck.
Do I need to buy a parka? A snow suit?
Fuck.
Can I get tanned in the Summer or is that out of the question?
Fuck.
Is there sunshine out there?
Fuck.
Do they even have Summer out there?
Fuck.
Can I at least grow an herb garden?
Fuck.
Can I grow a garden out there?
Fuck.
The Land of 1000 Lakes. Cool. At least I can go fishing.
Fuck.
What kind of fish are out there?

I love change.
Fuck fuck fuck.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:55 pm

I'm good, but totally worn out. The weekend was a mini version of the burn, but I had just moved...so the totally worn out thing.

Beer up!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:01 pm

Hey Monkeypoo...you probably said this already, but where in MN? Bluenightowl and Zule live up there.

I think the answer to most of your questions is 'ya' except for the ones about where Deb lives, though it seems she spends a lot of time on the road.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:13 pm

Here ya go sput

one of our local brews...

the rebbi

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:18 pm

sputnik wrote:Hey Monkeypoo...you probably said this already, but where in MN? Bluenightowl and Zule live up there. I think the answer to most of your questions is 'ya' except for the ones about where Deb lives, though it seems she spends a lot of time on the road.

YA!!!!

Sammi applied at a piercing shoppe at a very popular establishment in Minneapolis. Twice the fucking money than here. She is SOOOO fucking talented. It's looking very good and promising. Very good. Keeping fingers crossed... and the Universe hears our wishes, and is working on all the answers. I love change. I'm a gypsy hippie. I can go anywhere. Always have. As long as I can take care of baby grandboy and my daughter, I am a happy GrannyPoo and MamaPoo. I finally feel comfortable in my life. I don't need much more. I am right where I am supposed to be. That's a good feeling. Contentedness and peace. Thank you, God and Goddesses and Sun and Stars and Universe. I feel loved by you. I love you right back. AND YAY!!!!!! I'll be closer to Javamama and Starlie and Sir William of Emerald Frequency in Ohio....and LeChat in Kentucky and Krystal Light!!!!!!!! Hey Zule and Bluenightowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:33 pm

I need a fucking ice cold Pepsi Please...

I also need someone to apply(monkeypoo) major amount of Desitin . As Robin Williams said In Good Morning Vietnam.. Hot enough for Crotch Pot Cooking..

Monkeypoo, just come on down to Lamont.. Room 108. EZ on and off Hwy 99

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:35 pm

Fishy, Happy Happy Birthday...

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:37 pm

here here!!!!

a toast to fishy's bday...

the rebbi

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:46 pm

somebody here order a pepsi?...

the rebbi

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:50 pm

Hey MonkeyPoo;

Sorry I'm nowhere near Minnesota. I've visited there many times though. Nice area and has the same weather as where I live - four seasons. I'm a couple hours east of Detroit on the north shore of Lake Erie.

You will need mittens in Minnesota for sure. There is summer and you can grow your herb garden and vegetable garden. Play in the dirt all you like but only for a few months.

Here's a nice microbrewery in Toronto, couldn't seem to pull an image of a bottle of the site but I want you to go to the website to experience the Steam Whistle. That whistle is from the steam locomotive that I helped restore.

http://www.steamwhistle.ca/

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:00 pm

Deb....that Canadian Please video is the most insidious thing around...obviously it was produced by masterminds of thought control as I cannot get the damn thing out of my head...maybe more beer will help.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:05 pm

We Canadians are masters of thought control. Why do you think you all want single payer health care now?

Try this beer from Steam Whistle, I like it icy cold on a hot day.

http://www.steamwhistle.ca/

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:14 pm

Sure...that beer sounds just fine. Thanks

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