What You Need on the Playa...

The Drifter · Post by **The Drifter** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:18 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:

I'm a Byronic heroine
i think thats playa talk for "I'm Aubrey Beardsley's Puckered Asshole"

if that helps.

I was always more of an Oscar Wilde fan, and I prefer to play catcher. It makes me feel like more of a man.... Although anal sex is like Christmas, it's better to give than receive.

The Drifter · Post by **The Drifter** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:26 pm

Prometheus wrote:
The Drifter wrote:Great, now everyone on earth is staring at my blue lightsaber.
As I recall that was HER lightsaber that SHE put between YOUR legs.

And incontrovertible proof stands before us. Nonetheless there is a conspicuous absence of tangible evidence that could refute the saber's blueness or it's proximity to my balls.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:10 am

Jedis, zombies, drunks..."a man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."

Prometheus · Post by **Prometheus** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:11 pm

C.f.M. wrote:Jedis, zombies, drunks..."a man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."

Unconditional love is another way of saying that you no longer have any expectations of the relationship - you cannot be disappointed. You have given up on getting anything out of the relationship, which can be a good thing.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:21 pm

"a man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."

a weeeeeeee bit misogynistic, aren't we? or is that a typical gay mindset?

i wouldn't know.

it's quite wrong though....the statement, not the mindset.

The Drifter · Post by **The Drifter** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:58 pm

From "The Picture of Dorian Gray." Indeed, my life experiences would seem to refute that particular Oscar Wilde quote.

The Drifter · Post by **The Drifter** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:17 pm

Prometheus wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:Jedis, zombies, drunks..."a man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."
Unconditional love is another way of saying that you no longer have any expectations of the relationship - you cannot be disappointed. You have given up on getting anything out of the relationship, which can be a good thing.

Moreover expectations are the antithesis of love and friendship. Expectation is insecurity masquerading as control. Fond memories become negative when we use them to shape an unknowable future and project one's personal utopia onto a friend. All that really exists is the moment, and that's a good thing.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:45 pm

i love love.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:12 pm

amen.

The Drifter · Post by **The Drifter** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:54 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i love love.

God damn hippies.....

Prometheus · Post by **Prometheus** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:36 pm

I hate hate.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:27 am

God damn hippies.....

it's a love-hate thing.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:46 am

I hate myself for loving you.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:47 am

C.f.M. wrote:I hate myself for loving you.

ewe?............

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:50 am

Note to hippies: Burning Man is not run for hippies and not run by hippies. It is run by thugs and bullies for the benefit of thugs and bullies.

yes, true, but we're thugs and bullies who love you.

like pets.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:56 am

ygmir wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:I hate myself for loving you.
ewe?............

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:03 am

1% wolves, 1% sheepdogs

98% sheep.

the best wolves used to be sheepdogs, the best sheepdogs used to be wolves.

the sheep dont care, they're too busy eating and bleating to notice that the wolves are picking them off, one by one.

the sheepdogs never get any rest, or any thanks, but at the end of the day, punch out on the same time clock as the wolves.

weird, huh.

Token · Post by **Token** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:12 am

So, what kind of law does Nevada have on inter species erotica?

Does it matter which county has the golden spike in it?

Kelly and the Stud

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:21 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:1% wolves, 1% sheepdogs

98% sheep.

the best wolves used to be sheepdogs, the best sheepdogs used to be wolves.

the sheep dont care, they're too busy eating and bleating to notice that the wolves are picking them off, one by one.

the sheepdogs never get any rest, or any thanks, but at the end of the day, punch out on the same time clock as the wolves.

weird, huh.

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special note at 5:27

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:02 am

Sheepherder counting his sheep as they come into the pen at night....

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,Hi Honey,8,9,10......

Prometheus · Post by **Prometheus** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:57 am

ygmir wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:1% wolves, 1% sheepdogs

98% sheep.

the best wolves used to be sheepdogs, the best sheepdogs used to be wolves.

the sheep dont care, they're too busy eating and bleating to notice that the wolves are picking them off, one by one.

the sheepdogs never get any rest, or any thanks, but at the end of the day, punch out on the same time clock as the wolves.

weird, huh.
[youtube][/youtube]

special note at 5:27

OK, OK, so let me get this straight.... so this means we need to add to our playa list:

1. Lunch boxes (with sandwiches and coffee);
2. Record players;
3. The record "Music to Put Sheep Dogs to Sleep;"
4. Bowling ball(s);
5. Balloons;
6. Rope;
7. Hydraulic jack;
8. Saw.

What did I miss?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:18 am

i knew that all along, ygmir.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:17 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:i knew that all along, ygmir.

I knew, you knew,
and,
I'm sure you knew, I knew, you knew.

but, for the masses...........I do this for society..........not everyone knows the minutia and all it's subtleties of "Looney Tunes".........
How can we evolve, else wise?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:21 am

Do you Nu-Nu?

http://www.travelpod.com/travel-blog-en ... /tpod.html

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:46 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Do you Nu-Nu?

http://www.travelpod.com/travel-blog-en ... /tpod.html

no nu-nu for me, not since Loratadine................

sapo, well...........certainly I've woken up with a few...........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:52 am

it's not for everyone, i agree.

and it's certainly not a daily thing....My god, i can't even imagine, or actually i can, and i don't want to....yet.

the whole animal spirit thing is a little freaky too...

i found out i'm a squirrel who likes to jump in front of trucks so i can steal their Honey Nuts and oats clusters Cereal with my well trained squirrel army.

clever little bastards.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:00 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:it's not for everyone, i agree.

and it's certainly not a daily thing....My god, i can't even imagine, or actually i can, and i don't want to....yet.

the whole animal spirit thing is a little freaky too...

i found out i'm a squirrel who likes to jump in front of trucks so i can steal their Honey Nuts and oats clusters Cereal with my well trained squirrel army.

clever little bastards.

I guess that makes me:

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:15 pm

cheers!

lets have a beer!

The Drifter · Post by **The Drifter** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:03 pm

Prometheus wrote: OK, OK, so let me get this straight.... so this means we need to add to our playa list:

1. Lunch boxes (with sandwiches and coffee);
2. Record players;
3. The record "Music to Put Sheep Dogs to Sleep;"
4. Bowling ball(s);
5. Balloons;
6. Rope;
7. Hydraulic jack;
8. Saw.

What did I miss?

9. One of those leather S&M masks with a zipper over the mouth.
10. Sarcasm.
11. Eliminate all water and replace it with alcohol. (One of our last minute camp additions will be stuck with Colt 45 evaporation pond duties....)
12. Tongue-in-cheekyness.
13. Flip flops with no socks..... sorry wrong thread.
14. A strap on dildo.
15. My harlequin romance collection.
16. And most importantly.....

BACON!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:59 am

17. Glitter. Lots and lots of glitter!