Why I'm going to Hell (Today)™

J · Post by J » Thu Sep 18, 2003 8:54 pm

I went to Starbucks today,
I'm pretty sure I''m getting condemned for that.

jinx_sf_burner · Post by **jinx_sf_burner** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:54 am

Hey! I made it to the 7th level, too.... maybe we should plan a little meet and greet there!
Jinx

precipitate wrote:You've probably seen this before, but I recently discovered that not only
am I going to hell, I'll be relegated to the seventh circle. Whee!

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Zane5100 · Post by **Zane5100** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:58 am

precipitate wrote:> I must be slipping...

Nah, you're just a better person than I am.

I must disagree.

I used to be on the 7th level, why'd I go up to 2nd?

I can't say I'm surprised that PJ's hanging out in Dis.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:31 am

jinx_sf_burner wrote:Hey! I made it to the 7th level, too.... maybe we should plan a little meet and greet there!
Jinx

precipitate wrote:You've probably seen this before, but I recently discovered that not only
am I going to hell, I'll be relegated to the seventh circle. Whee!

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I assumed I would be banished to the 2nd level...Imagine my surprize when I was told 7th!

My friends would find that laughable.

I do too.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:39 pm

Yep, we're all violent. Does heaven have circles?

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:41 pm

blyslv wrote:Yep, we're all violent. Does heaven have circles?

Nope, it's all square up there.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 3:28 pm

I ate a whopper with cheeze for breakfast

I deserve to go to hell for that.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 4:07 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:I ate a whopper with cheeze for breakfast

I deserve to go to hell for that.

Usually, hell used to come to me after eating one of those.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 4:20 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:I ate a whopper with cheeze for breakfast

I deserve to go to hell for that.

i agree. now if it had been a double/double from in and out burger, you would have been assured safe passage right thru the pearly gates.

just don't forget to get extras for st. peter - i hear he's partial to the chocolate shakes.

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:09 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:i agree. now if it had been a double/double from in and out burger, you would have been assured safe passage right thru the pearly gates.

The next time i'm in california I so want to go into an in and out and order a 12x12 just to see how much food it really is. They did a story about in and out burgers on cnn i think a couple months ago with a small list of the "Secret menu"

Well then I would have to share that 12x12 cause I know I wouldnt be able to finish all of it. Or else I would really be in hell.

Borris · Post by **Borris** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:35 pm

Well, seems like I'm level 2 as well and just like booker I have a strong glutony level (is it like a high cholesterol level?)

Did u notice most girls got to level 7 and most guys to level 2?

is it the violence of BRC that attracts the ladies and the sex that attracts us men? (well sex allways attracts men, unless youre PJ)

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:38 pm

Did u notice most girls got to level 7 and most guys to level 2?

Interesting observation. Level 2 here.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:40 pm

Level 7. Violent.

So much for that nice guy stuff!

Borris · Post by **Borris** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:53 pm

Kinetic, now we know, you are really a woman...

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:17 am

Borris wrote:Well, seems like I'm level 2 as well and just like booker I have a strong glutony level (is it like a high cholesterol level?)

Did u notice most girls got to level 7 and most guys to level 2?

is it the violence of BRC that attracts the ladies and the sex that attracts us men? (well sex allways attracts men, unless youre PJ)

i'm not sure the two are mutually exclusive - to me violence is sexy and sex, well, here's my take on the whole violent sex issue:

www.hellopussy.org

Be sure to read the "hello kitty has no mouth" link. fuckin genius.

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 9:56 am

I'm going to hell today
Because I just scanned and uploaded 9 pics from my friends baby shower that I said I wouldnt post on the web. Total gag inducing pics too(for me anyway..) as its from the lovely event called "The Diaper Game" grown women sticking thier faces into "Dirty"diapers.

PM me for the link. I dont really want to post it..to much.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:44 pm

I'm going to Hell for bringing up this page.

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:33 pm

Think I was already there - 123 degress (micro climate) in the back yard this morning. That area is now in the shade and only 91. Time for a cold Black Noddy in the lounge chair.

somekind · Post by **somekind** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:17 pm

PJ wrote:Seems I'm a "Heretic":

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Did you say "limbs of women?" I can handle that. I dig chicks with strong arms. Always have.

And there's lots of fires where I'm going. Seems appropriate.

I've been wondering which level the furries go to.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:57 am

Monkeypoo wrote:I'm going to Hell for bringing up this page.

Only if you beg.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:34 am

Hell is where all christians go and all non-believers that are not baptized don't go.

For there is no forgiveness

Jesus lied!

Damn contract agreements!

AIIZ

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:04 pm

Hell isn't even mentioned in the Bible.

Hel is a Norse deity.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:23 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Hell isn't even mentioned in the Bible.

Hel is a Norse deity.

That's because it was derived from Hellenic which is a synonym for Greek. The christains knew that greek cremated their dead, their heros and citizens of the Archean Greek period and the dead of the battlefield. Hades once a place for all those dead spirits in the underworld became the metaphorical location of Hell and the final resting place of troubled and wayward souls.

It was well planned propaganda campaign to villanize christianity's greatest and only threat. But it was the war of genocide against everything greek civilization gave mankind was their worst. be it their distruction of Greek Temples and Priestesses to Greek scientists and universities that plunged mankind into the deepest intellectual and spiritual abyss yet seen on earth. Today we are still immersed within it's darkness.

In 2012 it ends

AIIZ

dana · Post by **dana** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:27 pm

The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
What matter where, if I be still the same,
And what I should be, all but less than he
Whom thunder hath made greater? Here at least
We shall be free; the Almighty hath not built
Here for his envy, will not drive us hence:
Here we may reign secure; and, in my choice,
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

Milton - fuckin amazing for such old poetry.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:16 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Hell isn't even mentioned in the Bible.

Hel is a Norse deity.

and female.........

Lemon-Coffee · Post by **Lemon-Coffee** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:56 am

I'm going tospecial hell today
for speaking in a theater.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:47 pm

Oh damn! I'm in Hell again!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Oh well, at least I know the way out....

Uh, I've taken that test three times, twice I got sent to Dis, and once to Limbo, and I don't think I answered the questions all that differently each time.... I must be hard to categorize. (Don't know if that's a good thing, or a bad thing....

)

(Maybe they should do one using Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle's "Inferno"?)

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:29 pm

Hell will be so much more of an interesting place.

In heaven you have,

Ned Flanders (boring)
Some of the Popes (super boring)
Mother Theresa (the novelty wears off in 20 minutes im sure)
et al.

but in Hell, your going to have asshats like me - and i am pretty cool to hang out with.

I always thought that Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein, Adolf, Genkhis Khan, and the other SOB's would be in the general hell, but now think they will have their own little corner. so Ill be in General population im sure.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:37 pm

I've decided I am just plain not going! If they can't guarantee that I will get a decent burning tomb of my own choosing, I think I will stay right here instead, thank you!

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:15 pm

Well Hell, i didnt know staying was an option - Ill take that one.

Why I'm going to Hell (Today)™

7th level

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