The Bar

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:11 am

~a sudden flash of light and the rebbi has beamed into the bar, upside down and in mid air. he hits the floor in a heap and sprawls at ygmir's feet, stands and raises fist to sky~

SCOTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! that's not funny the fifth time.....

(rubbing head) Is the coffee ready? Hey nice Fembot....

the rebbi

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:24 am

hey there rebbi,
nice entry........at least he didn't "Nomad/Rejek" you..........

*tosses rebbi the fembot remote*

try "special" for your coffee delivery.........*wiggles eyebrows*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:28 am

Good morning bar folk!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:51 am

~looks down to see pants also didn't materailize~

still.... not funny, Scotty

~takes fembot remote and punches up Stripper mode~

Bartender. Make that a shot of Jack and coffee....

THANKS....

the rebbi

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:31 am

This sun shiny day calls for a margarita!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:05 pm

sputnik wrote:This sun shiny day calls for a margarita!

OH! THe light! The unending cheerfulness! Turn it off! Turn it off!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:07 pm

Oh Fishy...sorry, no can do. I am just a bundle of unending cheerfulness.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:10 pm

sputnik wrote:Oh Fishy...sorry, no can do. I am just a bundle of unending cheerfulness.

*puts on eyemask and crawls under Neverendingblanket*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:34 pm

be careful of what you ask for and what demons it might summon forth.

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:25 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:be careful of what you ask for and what demons it might summon forth.

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truer words were never spoken

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:33 pm

um, no, not the demons of foggy bottoms, these demons.

my eyes, they bleed.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:37 pm

how did you get a picture "out" of the "skull and bones" leadership counsel?.........

you must be "super good"........

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:08 pm

:::flash and smoke::: Oldguy appears in eerie blue glow:::
Shhhh...."hounds and keys" society.... you didn't hear it from me!
:::flash and smoke::: Oldguy vanishes with a crackle of thunder:::

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:30 pm

you guys really need to change the tin-foil every now and then....

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:09 pm

slips behind the bar
grabs a bottle of scotch and a couple of glasses
disappears into the cigar smoke in the corner

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:24 pm

*noting a flash from a bright orange pair of hot pants as they fly by, heading for a cloud of smoke in the corner, probably burning hair, from the cats having sex over there*

looks sort of like cigar smoke, though..........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:56 pm

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:36 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:you guys really need to change the tin-foil every now and then....

By gAWD your right, we should have more fruit salad with our bacon.

yg, just push the Charo button and watch the fruit fly.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:06 am

Good morning!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:27 am

*strolls into bar via SQUEAKING back door*

dang, GH, she even looks "ready to please"...........
*grabs Fembot remote and pushes "refresh" on "Charo" menu, then "morning"*

hey Sputnik, you still here?

*watches Fembot morph as she's making coffee*

I don't remember seeing a "LeChat" option on the "Charo" menu......

How about a tune?

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:29 am

Hi Sputnik!

G'mornin to you also!

Its BurnerBaby's sweet sixteen today...party on the weekend.
Today is mom and daughter Sushi day!

WEEEEEE!

And Miss Risky has a special Bday Saturday!!!

July Babies...celebrate....!!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:44 am

Yeah, I'm around....just checking out Los Straightjackets

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sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:46 am

Happy Birthday to BurnBaby and Risky

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:49 am

well,
grabs some coffee, if you like. Fembot made a wonderous brew this morning........

and, I'll chime in on happy birthday's.........

I'd say, with enough of us and some nice paddles, we can help Risky celebrate in a special way........

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:54 am

A good cuppa is always nice.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:09 am

Yes, Paddling!

Miss Velvetinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Mornin Ygmir!!!

Fembot needs an update in her OS......

Just in case any of ya wanna see whats inside....

a little skin.....

a Organic fill in.......

Waaa Laaa

My choice for today.....

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:12 am

~the rebbi rows in backwards sitting on a skateboard~

thanks fembot I'll take one of those.....

the rebbi

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:25 am

Wowser! Good thing I was sitting down PM.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:59 am

me too, but, now, I can't stand up....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:19 am

Can't stand up....usually happens after two of these:

The Bar

Take No Prisioners.... Only Friends.....

Knit One, Pearl Two, Knit One.........