"Burning Man: Satan's Birthday Party"

camp-photon · Post by **camp-photon** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:07 am

Thousands of people were wandering aimlessly around. To find themselves, or express themselves, I'm told.

I have to wonder why the writer is so offended by this?

There seems to be something for everybody at Burning Man. He can start a Christianity Camp if he wants.

Is there such a thing?

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:30 am

No....there is not....and they are not welcome.

Start letting the intellectual midgets in and soon we'll all end up shorter in stature.

they have their own shit, let them go play in it, i say, and leave us hard core devil worshippers the fuck alone.

stupid fucking jesus lickers, the can go blow my Mary Love Doll.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:42 am

aahh, Roberto........

do you fear the jewish carpenter and his pals?.......hate and such often eminates from the innate fear.........

I see them, as a lovely little puppy.........they've been around such a short time, compared to the Old Gods........
their eyes are just not open yet......they're cute and cuddly, and, fond of suckling (a grand trait, IMHO).
sometimes they poop in the blankets........
they have cute little barks and, some of us love puppy breath.......

so,
if we just care for them, they'll open their eyes at a point.........

do you have the same attitude towards the yamica gang? minnaret yodlers, fans of the fat yoga yoda?...........

your normanl grace and aplomb defy you to be smarmy........

I envision you riding your steed, fencing with windmills, and, waving to your adoring people, rose in teeth.........

just sayin'.......

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:29 am

i thought the one god and satan came from the same place, actually.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:11 am

Satan IS God....

and his earthly name is "Micheal Eisner"

now bow down and worship or you'll be forced to host some asslick reality show.

FOR ALL ETERNITY!

need i remind you of what happened to Captain Lou Albano?

that's right, lets not go there.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:16 am

Not all who wander are lost.

That's not from the Bible, hm?

camp-photon · Post by **camp-photon** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:57 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Not all who wander are lost.

That's not from the Bible, hm?

While finding my way home in a raging dust storm I came upon another wonderer. When I asked him if he knew where we were his reply was, "Not all who wander are lost."

We compared notes and found our way to a recognizable landmark and parted ways.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:16 am

i would have said "Nice Ass".

Timezone LaFontaine · Post by **Timezone LaFontaine** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:28 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Not all who wander are lost.

That's not from the Bible, hm?

I'm thinking that's from the Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien.

skygnome777 · Post by **skygnome777** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:50 pm

The first I ever heard of the burning man festival was when i was wandering around websites of religious fanatics.
I don't think it was the same one though.
The line I remember distinctly was him saying that people at burning man were "literally celebrating that they are going to hell."

I then decided to look up the festival for real! I can't even remember how long ago that was maybe 5-10 years ago.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:08 am

Timezone LaFontaine wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Not all who wander are lost.

That's not from the Bible, hm?
I'm thinking that's from the Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Damn, Timezone (if that is your real name) you're a freaking fountain of useful facts aren't you?

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:11 am

literally celebrating that they are going to hell.

SkyGnome, or whatever...That is actually the closet to the truth description of the project that i have heard, as of yet.

burn, baby, burn.

ps....you are not a very clever christian troll, though, just lucky.

for now.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:17 am

Sounds like Hellco.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:20 am

smells like Helco...

http://vodpod.com/watch/4048-weird-amer ... -man-1996-

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:34 am

tastes like helco.

wait for it, bitches...

you just haven't earned it yet baby.....

good thing we didn't step in it, huh.

skygnome777 · Post by **skygnome777** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:15 pm

You caught me, I am being sent on mission by my church to save the souls of all you wayward burners.
A big mission for one guy you think?
Well I'm specially trained! I'm like a green beret of evangelical Christians.
My first order of business is I steal all the water from the camps so the only source in my one baptismal tub!
You will all be saved or dehydrated!

I expect my adventure will resemble this video quite a bit

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:57 am

first of all, i already posted this eons ago, and it sucked then too. why do i have to repeat myself? oh wait, don't answer that, it's a stupid question.

secondly, ONE TUB?

two words...

eeeeeew, cooties.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:10 am

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Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:12 pm

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marcgorcey · Post by **marcgorcey** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:33 am

I heard that there was a Christian camp back before 2005 or so.... And anyway... I see BM as the biggest Christian event that's out there... Most Christians can't do Christianity properly... something like how Elvis impersonators miss the essence of The King, and Trekkies don't look like that they could hold their water on the bridge of the USS Enterprise.

And the ten principles are a modern update of the golden rule, if you ask me: http://www.burningman.com/whatisburning ... iples.html

And who gives a greater sacrifice than 'the man' ?

It's a pilgrimage I tells ya !!!

Jerome Templaugh · Post by **Jerome Templaugh** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:37 am

my friend, if you only knew how long and how far we have traveled and travailed to get here.

perhaps you do.

now, can we burn some shit, please?

thank you.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:54 am

i suppose tron will be their manager.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/i ... ew-tracks/

trenton · Post by **trenton** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:35 pm

James Whisler is a fly ..... Eats shit and bothers people. Propagada hate monger. Hey James here's some philosophy for ya .....
Life is too long to be miserable!!!!!

Snowah Zark · Post by **Snowah Zark** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:39 am

trenton, i can understand why you have so much latent anger....

your parents named you after a shithole in New Jersey.

i'd be pissed too.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:05 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:

good thing we didn't step in it, huh.

Oh, that's rich.

Snowah Zark · Post by **Snowah Zark** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:22 am

bitter irony, you're soaking in it.

Visvi · Post by **Visvi** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:45 am

WarmFuzzy wrote:Now I understand why I came home and have been mindlessly carving pentagrams in my children's foreheads!

Glad that mystery is cleared up!

Where do I sign up?!?

Hoolie · Post by **Hoolie** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:45 am

If I were to name this festival after a mythical deity, I'd go with Dionysus instead.

sktELEMENT · Post by **sktELEMENT** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:00 am

I had no idea this was true, but a Mr. James Whisler has cleared it all up for us on exactly WHAT Burning Man is... http://poweredbychrist.homestead.com/BurningMan.html

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:07 am

yes yes yes...we know...this is old news.

there are now two, possibly three threads with the exact same header.

dig up some fresh dirt, you know like charlie sheen and John Galliano having nazi Alien Butt sex at stiffy lube while Ghaddafi watches.

actually, thats not that shocking.

go forth and find something TRULY exciting about BM, seek and ye shall find...

i'll give you a hint, it involves Howard Hughes, Oprah, and Seventh Day Adventists.

and puppies.

i swear to fucking god.

"Burning Man: Satan's Birthday Party"

i think he's got "it"

Re: Now it all makes sense!

Burning Man is Satan's Birthday party!