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Monkeypoo
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Post by Monkeypoo » Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:09 pm

You blow so bad ApplZeus/AppleJuice, we all can't even to tell you how much you blow.
But these friends of yours below told us how much you blow...

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Apollonaris Zeus
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:31 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:You blow so bad ApplZeus/AppleJuice, we all can't even to tell you how much you blow.
But these friends of yours below told us how much you blow...

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We've met before and I've written a little song about one of them. It goes like this,

I was blue and lonely, I couldn’t sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I’d had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn’t want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like I’d never seen
Experience something different with our new imported toy
She’s loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy.
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
And later in a moment that girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I’m feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She’s cuddly and she’s bouncy, she’s like a rubber ball
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different since sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
She’s everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin

Won’t you be my girl, won’t you be my girl
Won’t you be my, be my, be my girl
Won’t you be my girl, won’t you be my girl
Won’t you be my, be my, be my girl
Won’t you be my girl, won’t you be my girl
Won’t you be my, be my, be my girl

AIIZ

Sadly, the blow-up guy stole the poem from me and sold it to the police before I could publish it.

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H.G.Crosby
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Post by H.G.Crosby » Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:27 am

Won’t you be my girl, won’t you be my girl


it appears to the non-biased outsider that YOU my fine friend have already been made someone's bitch.
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™

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Apollonaris Zeus
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:39 am

Spoken like a true homosexual Nazi

guess you like blow fish stixs

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Post by H.G.Crosby » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:40 am

[quote="Apollonaris Zeus"]Spoken like a true homosexual Nazi

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as opposed to a Interpretive dance sweaty greek men wrestling homosexual?
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™

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Apollonaris Zeus
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:44 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Spoken like a true homosexual Nazi


as opposed to a Interpretive dance sweaty greek men wrestling homosexual?
As another ignorant nazi, you forget that we accepted homosexualism as part of our culture as opposed to your kind that hid in the closet while you pyscho people persecuted them andthen raped them in your death camps while giving massive blow jobs to hitler and the SS.

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Absolut Jeenyus
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Post by Absolut Jeenyus » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:56 pm

wow :shock:
-AJ )'(

Oldguy
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Post by Oldguy » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:01 pm

Ah Yes, embrace the darkside. It's ever so much fun!

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Austin, Next Stop Austin....

Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:02 pm

check please......




the rebbi

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Post by ygmir » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:57 pm

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Unabashed Nordic
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Apollonaris Zeus
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:50 pm

gee ygmir have I created a monster fixing your computor

that's the scariest Prairie Dog ever!

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