The Bar

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:20 pm

oops, no intention to dishonour a new friend!

How about this bunny in Texas...
[youtube]http://www.angryalien.com/0605/txchainsawbuns.asp[/youtube]

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:01 pm

*grabs screwdrivers and wrenches and goes to corner of NEB where fembot and malebot are*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:02 pm

*interval music*

[youtube][/youtube]

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:08 pm

*walks away from the 'bots carrying pieces in her fins, which she gently places in a box.*

The great thing about bots is that they really can multi-task. They can have their fun while they are working, if you do the removal just right.

Now get to work, bots! Not enough playa dust on the bartop here!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:08 pm

*walks away from the 'bots carrying pieces in her fins, which she gently places in a box. They rattle and shake inside.*

The great thing about bots is that they really can multi-task. They can have their fun while they are working, if you do the removal just right.

Now get to work, bots! Not enough playa dust on the bartop here!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:28 pm

Good plan, Crypto

Now we can really see the bots get busy!

Have you time for a drink? I'm having whisky myself. The only thing I like about the border experience is the DUTY FREE!

Got myself a bottle of Crown Royal last trip.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:39 pm

That music video was perfect interval music, Crypto. What a great performance piece!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:46 pm

ahhhh, hello BAR!

What a weekend.
Burnerbabies Sweet sixteen...man what a b'day!

Told her enjoy it...you dont get shit like that till your 21!

~grabs half lit cigar outr of the shadows~
Takes long pull

Blows the smoke into the shadows...and outlines quickly appear then dissipate into nothing....

G'nite

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:50 pm

wow. and that's all I'm saying.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:50 pm

Hi Pinemom;

Bet you did a great job making the 16th birthday special. Time for rest for the wicked now.

ttyl unless you have time for a whiskey.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:08 pm

Ill have to take a rain check....
running to get into my OWN bed for the first time in 2 days....someones waiting for me there~~!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:07 pm

Okay, Pinemom;

That's more information than we need. I'll save the whisky and you and TITWI can join me on another evening.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:06 am

*hugs jukebox*

[youtube][/youtube]

What a great song to play with glo-poi. Wish I was doing it with fire!!!!

Theres no sensation to compare with this
Suspended animation, a state of bliss
Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I.......

I hate it that one has to have 100 skydive jumps in order to jump into BM.
I only have 2. Damn me. I was hoping I could someday jump into BM naked.

FUCK.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:19 am

Monkeypoo wrote:*hugs jukebox*

[youtube][/youtube]

What a great song to play with glo-poi. Wish I was doing it with fire!!!!

Theres no sensation to compare with this
Suspended animation, a state of bliss
Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I.......

That is a really great song, Monkeypoo.

Monkeypoo wrote: I hate it that one has to have 100 skydive jumps in order to jump into BM.
I only have 2. Damn me. I was hoping I could someday jump into BM naked.

FUCK.

F**k, I only have three skydives - someday we'll be able to do it! But it's only goin' to happen if we make time and money for our dreams instead of our children's dreams.

I have one son going to get his Masters degree this fall and then hopefully I'll be finished at least for the most part. I don't like to take away from what they are doing but sometimes I dream too. I just know that my time will come. Next year is my time!!! I'm putting out the warning now!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:28 am

Deb Prothero wrote: That is a really great song, Monkeypoo.

Monkeypoo wrote: I hate it that one has to have 100 skydive jumps in order to jump into BM.
I only have 2. Damn me. I was hoping I could someday jump into BM naked.

FUCK.

F**k, I only have three skydives - someday we'll be able to do it! But it's only goin' to happen if we make time and money for our dreams instead of our children's dreams.

I have one son going to get his Masters degree this fall and then hopefully I'll be finished at least for the most part. I don't like to take away from what they are doing but sometimes I dream too. I just know that my time will come. Next year is my time!!! I'm putting out the warning now!

I knew there were many things I liked about you.

Oh, and also? I *love* the way you Canadians spell words like honor into honour. What's with that? I love it. Can I come to Canada? Please?

I think the Dream Team Skydiving Machine should take us into consideration. I know how to fucking Drop-Fucking-Roll upon hitting the fucking ground....with grace, of course. But I never hit the ground hard. It was easy. But I know what you mean about the kids. My first skydive was a year before Sammi. My second was when I was 2 months pregnant (but I didn't know). I loved skydiving. I was hooked. So I took my ass out to the drop zone and accidentally let them know I was 5 months preggo and they said NO. Fuck. After many years of raising her, I realized why they said No. I became a Mommy. I grew into Mommyhood and put away my dreams, and I'm OKAY with that.

Now I have a grandson, baby RJ, but I'm gonna teach this fucking kid to FLY. Fly into your dreams.

And when you are 18, baby RJ??? Grannypoo Nannypoo Monkeypoo will be (wait a minute for calculation)........69 years old, and we'll make your first skydive jump out together.

Fuck yeah.

God calculated that one out right.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:29 am

I knew there were many things I liked about you.
Oh, and also? I *love* the way you Canadians spell words like honor into honour. What's with that? I love it. Can I come to Canada? Please?

Of course, you are always welcome in Canada. Maybe we can even skydive together someday!

I think the Dream Team Skydiving Machine should take us into consideration. I know how to fucking Drop-Fucking-Roll upon hitting the fucking ground....with grace, of course. But I never hit the ground hard. It was easy.

Oh do I know what you mean! Of course, we can drop and roll. My third dive I was 5 months pregnant but I hid it well in baggy clothes 'cause I knew the buggers would try to stop me. Anyway that last dive was out of a helicopter! And it was the best. Now that kiddo is off to get his Masters degree!

But I know what you mean about the kids. My first skydive was a year before Sammi. My second was when I was 2 months pregnant (but I didn't know). I loved skydiving. I was hooked. So I took my ass out to the drop zone and accidentally let them know I was 5 months preggo and they said NO. Fuck. After many years of raising her, I realized why they said No. I became a Mommy. I grew into Mommyhood and put away my dreams, and I'm OKAY with that.

I know what you mean. Soon enough it will be time for US!

Now I have a grandson, baby RJ, but I'm gonna teach this fucking kid to FLY. Fly into your dreams. And when you are 18, baby RJ??? Grannypoo Nannypoo Monkeypoo will be (wait a minute for calculation)........69 years old, and we'll make your first skydive jump out together.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah! My grandbabies are 4 years old and 6 months old. When Brianna is 18, I'll be 63! WOW.

I started education funds for them but I also decided that I need to do some stuff for me in the meantime so that's why I go to the burn. And I think I'll do some more skydive jumps in the meantime. I want to be ready to be a good teacher.

God calculated that one out right.[/quote]

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:07 am

*wandering in via "High Arial Ramp Declined Over Nifleheim"*

Hey, anyone up?.........hahahaa

I still can't get youtube to work, my computer is so screwed up.......and, for now, a new one is not in the picture......so, dang........I can't do the Juke.........

*thinking about using his lovely voice a capella for the patrons*

*shudders*

well,
I can still make coffee, and breakfast.........

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:58 am

urrghhh...I'm awake. Yummy looking breakfast

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:56 am

Howdy Ya'll!
Woke up this morning walked out back, and realised I accidently left the newly stuffed Bench seat from the Playa Frog in the sprinklers path!
Shit!
Woops!
high and dry hopefully today will be hot!

Going to sew up the cover for it, cut out the new carpet for the floor board!
WEEEEEEEE!~
New and improved Playa Frog...coming to a playa near Nevada somewhere!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!~

Ok. Ive had my first GOOD cup of coffeee in 3 days!!!
Wow what a difference!

Im ready to tackle the world! and give it a good tickling!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:13 am

good morning ... !

happy belated birthday, risky ...

you had a bunch of early ones, might as well keep it going

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:39 am

hi guys!!

heli! sput! man i miss you guys...

so i'm sittin on Mozy's wacky ass ergonomic keyboard so this is going to be a one-off, but just had to pop in and say howdy since i finally took him up on his long standing offer of hospitality and we sat up too late and drank a bunch and he caught me up on some of the happnin's round here. i love y'all and am sending good vibes to those that need it. i'm doin pretty damn good these days... broke as hell, but happy as fuck. heh. love my hubby (who takes full credit for being the reason i kinda vanished from here), opened a business, kids are doing great. we don't have much, but always seem to have just enough. and we're currently on a totally unplanned road trip while the kids are at their first sleepaway camp for 4 days. Found ourselves in the bay area and wanted to find some hotsprings, and had posted as much on tribe. Mozy offered a place to crash if we needed that, so we did!

having met and crashed with several eplayans now, i must say that the warmth and welcome is always amazing.

man i could use a bloody mary right about now...
Right. it's a bar.

*hops behind bar and climbs under it...far, far under it. roots around and pulls out and old dusty box. ["ah. right where i left it!"] sets it on the bar, blows the dust off and retrieves the dusty bottles of skyy, mary mix, and pickled stuff. lines up several glasses and (with impressive speed) creates a dozen spicy sweet bloody marys with a pickled salad in every one*

ahhh.. that felt good.

happy mary monday!!

and thanks Mozy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*mwah!!!*
(((((((((((((((((oo))))))))))))))))))

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:49 am

TISHA!!!!

Big hugs to you and your's.

Thanks for the drink. Awesome as always.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:59 am

if i could have such a pompadour as that, i would die a happy man.

PassasHok!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:34 pm

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goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:12 pm

WTF
Somehow night goat became day goat???
Slides through for and ICED TEA......

Do you know there was SUNLIGHT out today?
The wonder of it all.
Shit now have to finish papaer work so I can
EAT DINNER???
When will it end?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:21 pm

goathead wrote:WTF
Somehow night goat became day goat???
Slides through for and ICED TEA......

Do you know there was SUNLIGHT out today?
The wonder of it all.
Shit now have to finish papaer work so I can
EAT DINNER???
When will it end?

Hey everyone; It was a great sunny day today!

I'll consume one of those Bloody Marys.

How's my favourite Goat today! Wow, what does day shift mean around those parts? Bruno won't know what to think with you coming in for the opposite meals now!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:55 pm

OKâ€¦. I call foul. You guys donâ€™t play fair.

WTF is Mozy talking about?

WELLâ€¦..

Everyone who has been trying to talk me into going this year to the burn.
Youâ€™re making my heart burst with your kind words. I will miss you all.
Some of you know my reasons for not coming some donâ€™t.
Just know that I would love to be on playa with you all.
And thank you for all of the theme camp invites I would be honored to camp with any one of you.
Thank You

I just donâ€™t see this happening this year but like Bluedoggie said never say never.

For those of you that supported the idea of the Black Sabkha with an offer of help and or to camp with us.
Thank You

The camp infrastructure for what I was building required about 100 people to run the nightclub properly.
We didnâ€™t make 10 people. I do Thank you for all your offers.

I am building the club for rental use because my rental client base is still asking for the club.
So again like Bluedoggie said never say never.

Fuck your day~~~ side ways

Takes a Bloody Mary~~~ Slips back into the shadows.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:35 pm

Deb Prothero wrote:
goathead wrote:WTF
Somehow night goat became day goat???
Slides through for and ICED TEA......

Do you know there was SUNLIGHT out today?
The wonder of it all.
Shit now have to finish papaer work so I can
EAT DINNER???
When will it end?

Hey everyone; It was a great sunny day today!

I'll consume one of those Bloody Marys.

How's my favourite Goat today! Wow, what does day shift mean around those parts? Bruno won't know what to think with you coming in for the opposite meals now!

Right now tired and well fed.
I be a happy goat.

I get to SLEEP while it is Dark outside.
That doesn't happen much in my world.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:43 pm

MozyBonz wrote:...You guys donâ€™t play fair...

and you didn't really expect us to, didja?

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:44 pm

"never" is the one word that god always hears.