MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:07 am

FIRST TEST SUCCESSFUL

spankmonkey receives orders telekenetically...

on to beta testing the general public.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:12 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:FIRST TEST SUCCESSFUL

spankmonkey receives orders telekenetically...

[color=red]on to beta testing the general public[/color].

ah, yes, they will all hear, and, master, your compulsions..........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:17 am

master, your compulsions..........

bobo, my chimpanzee life coach and i are working on those issues.

we're almost there.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:25 am

be sure to wear your football helmet and face guard.........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:52 am

"dear simon, they are onto us, what should we do with the rest of the book? please advise."

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:54 am

*note from half-wit interloper:*

I'd keep typing, and, make it look like the constitution.......no one reads that............

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:03 am

close, but no banana.

we need a new brick, an earthquake proof one, a cornerstone that wont fall.

we need a new myth, to replace the crumbling one, and to insure that future generations will be able to live in it as well.

everyday, we write the book, everyday.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:22 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:close, but no banana.

we need a new brick, an earthquake proof one, a cornerstone that wont fall.

we need a new myth, to replace the crumbling one, and to insure that future generations will be able to live in it as well.

everyday, we write the book, everyday.

and, therein lies the dilemma:

nothing lasts forever.....

*'70's flashback......"dust in the wind".......help me mr. wizard*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:05 am

nothing lasts forever.....

then it is there that we will begin....let us set the first stone on the nothing.

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"why do you always go out there for your vacation? i mean GOD, it's in the middle of NOWHERE, and there is NOTHING there!"

"exactly".

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:07 am

then it is there that we will begin....let us set the first stone on the nothing.

It's hard to argue with logic like that.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:15 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
nothing lasts forever.....

then it is there that we will begin....let us set the first stone on the nothing.

".

symbolism, perfect.
ah,,,,,,, faith, and, religion.......that's the ticket.
all based on the "nothing".....no proof......faith maybe the only "real" thing, since, it requires no proof........

at least, there'll be no room for argument......... :twisted:

*heads to toy box to find wooden blocks with religious meaning*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:58 am

Dance Monkeys, DANCE!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8hVhW7QRS8[/youtube]

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:23 pm

Dance Robots, DANCE!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rokOtmUhos0[/youtube]

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:14 pm

so there it is....

i've given you all you need to know.

i have to climb back up the fucking hill, again....off we go, tra la la la la la la.

good luck monkeys, be nice to the robots, they really only want what you do, since they are essentially, the same.

robots, follow the rules set down by Isaac.
help the monkeys become better monkeys, not worse.

all will be fine in Ought 9.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:31 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:thats not what it's about....appendages are appendages, and soon prosthetics will be as good if not better than the original, as well as the ability to "Grow" new parts as some species already do.

When? Next month, maybe? Cause it can't be too soon for me.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:11 am

cry, cry for the robot who loved you.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14FDErPe2Qo[/youtube]

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:30 am

congratulations, it's a IT!

such happy parents are we.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sax2emd5VEs[/youtube]

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:22 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQWBfCg91CU[/youtube]

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:16 am

aw fuck it.....pass the bananas.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:48 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:14 pm

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:34 pm

Ook ook!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:35 pm

dirty stinkin' apes.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:20 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:dirty stinkin' apes.

you had to go there, didn't you, Armando...........?........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:30 am

VOLARE!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:41 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-Y34Kakv0[/youtube]

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:51 pm

music soothes the savage beast.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSJ9RFJim_E[/youtube]

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:36 am

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:49 am

H.G.:
I note in your sig line you are a follower, but, is it Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, or Groucho..........?

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:26 am

Honk honk!

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