On the hunt for a chiled, love-filled San Francisco camp

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On the hunt for a chiled, love-filled San Francisco camp

Post by ChocolateSpankings » Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:27 pm

We're 4 gorgeous girls from London, three regular burners and one relaxed newbie, and we're all going to be in SFO on 28th August. We of course cannot wait to be involved with a fabulous camp, with a happy go lucky, low maintenance vibe. We're going to be dressed as sexy barbarella style aliens, and we're going to be RV-ing for the first time, as shagging in a tent is a bit uncomfortable! That's not the only reason obviously ;-)

Anyway, it would be great to know what's out there xx

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Post by Token » Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:32 pm

OMFG! OK, who is wearing new socks?

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Post by Isotopia » Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:11 pm

We're 4 gorgeous girls from London, three regular burners and one relaxed newbie, and we're all going to be in SFO on 28th August.
Why is it that these posting by women looking for a camp are damn near always predicated on how attractive/gorgeous/beautiful they are?

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Post by OnceTheDustClears » Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:28 pm

Just find an open spot to park the RV and go out and have some fun.
You'll be fine.

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Post by AntiM » Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:47 pm

If that's a sock, it is one darn clever sock.

Iso has a point, no one ever says, "I've a fat whore with a face like a pig-dog and body odor that would knock over a moose."

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Post by OnceTheDustClears » Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:00 pm

AntiM wrote:If that's a sock, it is one darn clever sock.

Iso has a point, no one ever says, "I've a fat whore with a face like a pig-dog and body odor that would knock over a moose."
That would be more interesting.

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Post by SkeletonMan » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:09 am

I see your point, but who'd you choose?

I still haven't figured out if this is a simple or a complex matter.

On the one hand I appreciate dismissing considerations for appearance as superficial and shallow. On the other hand, I have a hard time accepting that appearance doesn't matter.

Certainly appearance matters at the burn. Or what ... ?

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Post by Fire_Moose » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:44 am

AntiM wrote:
Iso has a point, no one ever says, "I've a fat whore with a face like a pig-dog and body odor that would knock over a moose."


I'm available ;)


and skeleton...have you been to BM? biggest meat market i've ever seen
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Post by I am a sock puppet » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:56 am

We always have room at Sock Puppet Camp!

I am collecting pairs of European nudist girls.

Please join us!

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Post by SkeletonMan » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:23 am

Fire_Moose wrote:
AntiM wrote:
and skeleton...have you been to BM? biggest meat market i've ever seen
Yeah, I've been there twice.

How does that relate to the issue of ravishing rose odor sprinkled beauties vs. the fat pig-dog faced whore Iso was talking about, though ? :wink:

It's just I find the topic interesting. On the one hand I totally embrace the point of view that appearance is shallow and that "real beauty" comes from within. Hell, that'll give blokes like myself a chance :P

On the other hand it's pretty far out to claim that appearance doesn't matter at the burn or elsewhere.

So who are who are we to judge someone for promoting themselves as 4 gorgeous girls from London?

Oh well, off topic I guess.

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Post by Samasutra » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:11 pm

Sexy Barbarella alien, stinky pig dog face... who cares, if it comes with chocolate spankings I'm in.
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I've got a hunch......

Post by InnocentWhenYouDream » Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:17 am

I've got a hunch i know this group of VIXENS and they are nothing short of miraculous.......
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Re: On the hunt for a chiled, love-filled San Francisco camp

Post by The Drifter » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:11 pm

ChocolateSpankings wrote:...we're going to be RV-ing for the first time, as shagging in a tent is a bit uncomfortable!
Tents and RVs would seem to be good way to spend Burning Man. Unfortunantly both items were invented by Satan himself. Personally I would rather get butt raped by Mr. T than spend a week on the playa in a tent; and this is coming from an avid backcountry camper. And RVs are the scourge of the earth not to mention a giant pain in the butt cheeks (chocolate spankings notwithstanding). Not only do they mold a city of outlandish expression into a labyrinth of suburbia, but they shelter from experience and demand far too much attention. I would suggest renting minivans.

Oh and for the record the Sinister Minister theme camp is still looking for a couple volunteers. But we kind of prefer ugly people.

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Post by TumbleWeed99 » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:37 pm

Girls,

Camp with us, really. We're fab, I swear (and besides, we actually have a real British girl camping with us...for real!) Okay, so we're not actually a theme camp, but we are a real camp (sort of)...If you call, RVs, full kitchens and frozen food camping, with plenty to share.

Look for us at 7:30 and, oh, say F or G or E or (what comes before E?)..oh, D...we'll be at the camp with the big orange motorcycle (KTM) parked next to it...Our camp name is: "The Best Party Past the Porta Potties Where Pagina and Peni Play on the Post Playa Playground"...

Cheers!

Tumbleweed (aka T-Dub)

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Post by zorro sings » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:54 pm

Comrades,Although we are not from San Francisco and love filled may be a bit of a stretch The Revolutionary and Permanent Council of Club Verboten under the chairmanship of President A'Vie Omar Suarez are pleased to accept the plea of ChoclateSpankings and her Gang of Three to serve The Popular Masses at our camp this year.

Some revaunchists and their mistaken followers may believe we were swayed in our decision by their frank and candid admissions on how they may go about their time at BRC and how they will appear while doing it.Others share the false belief that we are only intersted in their RV as a bulwark against outside forces that continually attempt to scheme and undermine our hard won progress.Still others are deluded enough to believe we took the word that these girls were legit and an asset for our cause from 2009 Verboten Campers(London Cell) we have,up to now,never met.Finally there is the unproven rumor that unlike any overseas camper in our glorious and patriotic history,CS called His Excellency twice on the phone for open and fruitful discussions.

The truth of the matter is irrevelant in advancing the cause of The People and The State.So we welcome warmly our fellow citizens as contributors not only to CV but to everyones time at The Project in 2009.

Fraternal Regards Omar Suarez
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Post by Patamon » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:03 pm

If you gals want some Electric Barbarella, come to Planet Earth (9:00 and Plaza) on Thursday night for our Special Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Cure, New Order Smiths night.

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Post by InnocentWhenYouDream » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:44 am

I object to the use of the word "Cell" as it is one normally reserved for spies and terrorists of whcih we (or at I) are neither. I am required to state that to the US immigration officials.

Yikes I'm leaving tomorrow!!!
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Post by Oldguy » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:04 pm

FWIW. I remember the " Red Scare". To get my first job, I had to answer these guestions: "Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?, Do you, or have you ever advocated the overthrow of the United States government?" Then, having answered no twice, I had to verbally Pledge Allegence to the United States of America. Then I was required to sign a document indicating the above. " Cells " had a different meaning then... and a person's word was considered a bond.

Yes, it was a government job, not the military...I did enlist five years later in '73, but that's another story...

Here's a shoutout to the 1969 Freshmen Experimental Program people from Malcolm Hall, UC Davis. A few of us were regular visitors to the city back in the day. The Haight, Tenderloin and even the Embarcadero were different back then. Sociology 15 rocked!

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Re: On the hunt for a chiled, love-filled San Francisco camp

Post by alt12 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:51 am

[quote="ChocolateSpankings"]We're 4 gorgeous girls from London, three regular burners and one relaxed newbie, and we're all going to be in SFO on 28th August. We of course cannot wait to be involved with a fabulous camp, with a happy go lucky, low maintenance vibe. We're going to be dressed as sexy barbarella style aliens, and we're going to be RV-ing for the first time, as shagging in a tent is a bit uncomfortable! That's not the only reason obviously ;-)

I'm sure there's lots of camps that will have you if you're willing to do some actual work and heavy lifting when you are there...ready to pound some rebar? Lift some domes? Clear-out the grey water sludge from the evap pond at the end of the week? Load/unload the truck?

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Post by changoloco » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:51 pm

This thread is useless without pics!!!!!
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Room at Circus Metropolus

Post by boenobo » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:53 pm

hi. our SF/LA-derived klown/stilter/circus/carney camp'd be happy to take you in. scoop and registration:

http://www.circusmetropolus.com/bm09

hit me up with any questions: 4 1 5 . 3 7 7 . 4 4 6 5
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