Wandering, lone, nudist, female looking for safe camp

Sheva · Post by **Sheva** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:52 am

Hello all,
After traveling the US after last burn, and India for the past four months, I am oh so looking forward to sun burned booties and bright green pasties. I am a single female traveling from across the US, and looking for a safe place to camp, with other like minded people. I can be super involved (teaching yoga and helping out all around with coocking, cleaning, set up or tearing down) or I can keep to myself if that's more the scene. I am just looking for a nice safe place to put up my tent, let down my guard, and have a fucking terrific burn....

Also, anyone traveling from the east, I can share expenses and I've done the cross country drive more than I ever care to admit....

email [email protected]

LEVLHED · Post by **LEVLHED** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:26 am

are you clean/sober? I mean really zero drugs/alcohol, not "social drinking"/etc.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:24 am

Oh please, dwag, please be a sock. This is the sort of post that lures the sexual preditors out of hiding in the corners of this board. Expect grease and slime.

LEVLHED · Post by **LEVLHED** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:40 am

I know. Just thought I'd poke with a long stick to see if there was movement.

fuck-head. · Post by **fuck-head.** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:53 am

LEVLHED wrote:I know. Just thought I'd poke with a long stick to see if there was movement.

of course you would SAY that....

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:56 am

Hmm... let's see... lone woman, nudist, here's my email.
That sounds either suspicious or stupid.

LEVLHED · Post by **LEVLHED** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:15 am

I'm a idealistic sexual predator on trial too stupid to see a trap.

fuck-head. · Post by **fuck-head.** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:24 am

or perhaps not subtle enough to cover your secret...

even a third grader can color in between the lines.

LEVLHED · Post by **LEVLHED** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:38 am

Right, "not subtle enough".
I've been working real hard on that lately but I guess not hard enough for the ever perceptive fuck-head. You got me. You're a genius. I give up. Take me away now.

Here, let me take my "stick" out again and "poke" it.

Absolut Jeenyus · Post by **Absolut Jeenyus** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:47 pm

You can camp with me... Here is my profile.

Ill be waiting to hear back from you.

SilverOrange · Post by **SilverOrange** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:31 am

Absolut Jeenyus wrote:You can camp with me... Here is my profile.

Ill be waiting to hear back from you.

Dad?

Post by **Sham** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:46 am

I am not a sexual predator, but I am certainly willing to learn.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:41 am

I'm more of a sexual scavenger...let the others do all the hard work

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:45 am

Fire_Moose wrote:I'm more of a sexual scavenger...let the others do all the hard work

shall we call you "remora"

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:11 am

had to look up the reference...but ya that's pretty fitting

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:19 am

Fire_Moose wrote:had to look up the reference...but ya that's pretty fitting

sorry, sometimes I can be obscure and eclectic...........

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:20 am

ya you had better be sorry bout that....although for clarification....were you talking about the fish or the aussie rescue sub?

Absolut Jeenyus · Post by **Absolut Jeenyus** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:01 pm

Anyone got any chap stick? The playa is drying my lips out.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:09 pm

SilverOrange wrote:
Absolut Jeenyus wrote:You can camp with me... Here is my profile.

Ill be waiting to hear back from you.
Dad?

WTF!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:36 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:ya you had better be sorry bout that....although for clarification....were you talking about the fish or the aussie rescue sub?

the fish.......(no, not you, and, you know who I mean......grin......)

I am a sock puppet · Post by **I am a sock puppet** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:49 am

Sheva, you're welcome to join me at my camp. We will not plan to have sweaty sex.

Absolut Jeenyus · Post by **Absolut Jeenyus** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:05 pm

My sock puppet will eat yours.

Sheva · Post by **Sheva** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:31 pm

Well guys I appreciate you having your fun. I am actually lost and stuck in India, my boyfriend and I may have broken up, and I am not giving up my fucking burn just because he's the one with the car and the camping equipment! Since the break up is a nice one I'll just bum a ride off him and you an all go do your best to capture unsuspecting little girls between your sheets... I've seen the world... I know the assholes that are in it... and right now I just wanted a ride and a safe place to camp where I can run around ass naked without problems....

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:37 am

I am not convinced that you're taking the smartest approach.

Yoo-hoo, I am a naked woman, I'm all alone, and here's my email address.
I wish good luck and safety for you. But I know how people can be.

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:40 am

Sheva wrote:Well guys I appreciate you having your fun. I am actually lost and stuck in India, my boyfriend and I may have broken up, and I am not giving up my fucking burn just because he's the one with the car and the camping equipment! Since the break up is a nice one I'll just bum a ride off him and you an all go do your best to capture unsuspecting little girls between your sheets... I've seen the world... I know the assholes that are in it... and right now I just wanted a ride and a safe place to camp where I can run around ass naked without problems....

I'm sure you'll find a safe place eventually. The rough joking is actually a twisted form of concern here. Have you considered Hushville? Look it up and see if it suits you.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:01 am

We've never seen anyone naked at burning man before.

I'm a little baffled as to how having someone's email address makes them vulnerable.
Something I don't know?

When I first got on eplaya, the big debate was whether to ban public sex or not.

Token · Post by **Token** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:02 am

I run around naked all the time. Granted I'm a middle aged 6'5" slightly saggy side of beef, kind of like a meat stew with extra gravy.

Short of an extended prison stay, I think I'm loosing my sex apeal.

Absolut Jeenyus · Post by **Absolut Jeenyus** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:39 pm

Sheva wrote:Well guys I appreciate you having your fun. I am actually lost and stuck in India, my boyfriend and I may have broken up, and I am not giving up my fucking burn just because he's the one with the car and the camping equipment! Since the break up is a nice one I'll just bum a ride off him and you an all go do your best to capture unsuspecting little girls between your sheets... I've seen the world... I know the assholes that are in it... and right now I just wanted a ride and a safe place to camp where I can run around ass naked without problems....

I only use one sheet... So technically you would be.. I mean they would be between a sheet and a blanket.

Seriously though don't be pissed cause your not being taken seriously on here. It is absolutely ridiculous to advertise yourself like 'hey im a little girl coming completely alone from a foreign country who is looking for a camp where I can run around ass naked, by the way Ive seen the world and I know how to spot assholes'.

Is that seriously your approach? Haha good luck. And I truly hope you don't run into any problems on your journey. I also wish you luck on finding a safe group of people to camp with.

Perhaps this topic may receive better responses if it were in the Share Resources threads, or perhaps the 2009 Burn "Looking for a Camp/Campers" Personal ad.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:46 am

And even if you do know what you're doing (and it seems doubtful to me, because I think you'd have been more careful in the original post) it still behooves us old hands to mention our doubts, because there are a steady trickle of girls who don't quite have the personal safety thing down, and guys very willing to take advantage of them. (Some of the sad, sordid stories end up here.)

And, ya know, I just don't want to passively allow that to happen, when a few words might make a difference.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:00 am

And, ya know, I just don't want to passively allow that to happen, when a few words might make a difference.

can we get a motherfucking AMEN?

Wandering, lone, nudist, female looking for safe camp

Wandering, lone, nudist, female looking for safe camp

but how does he walk? like a duck i think...

thanks for the total lack of help

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