The Bar

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:08 am

Big cold glass o' water for Simon, nice martini for Steve and I'll have another whiskey.

prime the jukebox for birthday recordings...we'll start the Arrogant Worms and see if we can get more cheerful for morning.

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Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:13 am

Yep and GH and Risky are taking a dunk in the water tower!

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:18 am

Deb,

Thanks, very nice.

All I can remember is:

"Sickness, sorrow and dispair
Happy Birth Day"
"People dying everywhere
Happy Birth Day"

I remember it from when I did SCA,
but I don't remember anymore.

Martini Steve

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:23 am

The spirit of sending this is that its not the same old, same old tune. Maybe a little less misery would be better though.

Hope you have a great year, Steve

Lyrics for Arrogant Worms Happy Birthday

Once a year we celebrate,
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers â€˜round,
And gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song.

Happy birthday!
Now youâ€™re one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isnâ€™t over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didnâ€™t die this year, I guess thatâ€™s good enough.

So letâ€™s drink to your fading health,
And hope you donâ€™t remind yourself,
Your chance of finding fame and wealth,
Decrease with every year.
â€˜Cause if you feel youâ€™re doing laps,
And eating food and taking naps,
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life may hold some cheer.

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
Youâ€™re starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
Itâ€™s downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free,
Then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasnâ€™t ended yet,
Sometimes you wish it might.

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your lifeâ€™s so sad itâ€™s funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dearâ€¦ [names

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:25 am

whales and killer whales are one in the same.

in a sense.

shouts out to the mad mad mad mad Dr. John Flower...

sorry, distracted, Lilly.

set asians, in their ways, it's an old well that this water comes from.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:45 am

*strolls into bar, noting nicely lubed hinges on secret "Tackroom Interconnecting Tunnel" door........

hey, it even looks like JetSet lubed up Fembot...grin
*noting that's not a zirc fitting and that's not molybdenum grease*

finds remote, pushes "clean your naughty self up" button, then "morning ritual"........

Anyone up?

*pours coffee from fembot pot*

*notes fembots aunt Rosey visiting, over in the corner, trying to make time with the freddy mercury blowup doll*

I'll head for the ROS, this should be entertaining......

*noting slight waft of cigar and whiskey aroma from "deep back" of the bar*

*strokes Juke*

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ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:23 am

StevenGoodman wrote:Two minutes until my birthday. Bleh.

One more nice drink, and then bed time.

Martini Steve

Steve, Happy birthday..... Glad Deb was serving you last night....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:56 am

yeah, happy birthday, Steve........

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:55 am

Happy Birthday, Steve! May oven mitts prosper and multiply in your presence!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:03 pm

Hope you're having a great birthday Steve.

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:13 pm

*the trap door opens, a monkey hand emerges, flings a paper airplane note into the room which lands in the birthday boy's lap*

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!!

*trap door closes*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:01 pm

To Steve.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:30 pm

I liked the guitar in the worm/fish band. I don't know if I've heard a guitar do oom pah pah before.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:38 pm

*peeks out of the trap door, crawls out, gets into recliner ever so slowly, props legs up*

Hi friends and freaks, or is that freaky friends? Whichever... Thought I'd peek in here. It's boring laying around with body parts elevated all day. I would like some ice cold sweet tea with my vicodin, please?? No worries, I'm not abusing them.

Like I said. I'm bored. I need some entertainment. Where are the Dancing Playa Men???

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:05 pm

*sips tea, pops a vicodin*

I'm waiting.......

*whistles, thumbs through a Playa Penthouse magazine
that someone must have left by the recliner*

Fucking pages are sticky. God, men are pigs.

*flings magazine across the room, sips tea, rolls eyes*

Where ARE my Dancing Playa Men, dammit?
Do I have to do everything around here myself?
Oh yeah, radical self-reliance...even here in eplaya.
Okay. Fine.

*opens trap door, and out pop 6 gorgeous Dancing Playa Men
for Monkeypoo's entertainment and pleasure, sits back in recliner,
elevates legs again, sips on sweet ice tea*

**Monkeypoo smiles real big**

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:18 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
Where ARE my Dancing Playa Men, dammit?
Do I have to do everything around here myself?
Oh yeah, radical self-reliance...even here in eplaya.
Okay. Fine.

*opens trap door, and out pop 6 gorgeous Dancing Playa Men
for Monkeypoo's entertainment and pleasure, sits back in recliner,
elevates legs again, sips on sweet ice tea*

**Monkeypoo smiles real big**

THANKS, MonkeyPoo. That's the best laugh I've had in weeks!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:26 pm

hee ... love it ....

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:43 pm

*looks over and sees that a picture fell out of the Playa Penthouse
magazine onto the floor when she threw the magazine across room...
Monkeypoo picks it up, looks at it*

It says "Burning Man 2008" on the back.
I'm guessing this belongs to someone?? Who is this anyway??

Mozy?? No, he doesn't have any tattoos on his arm...
DaMule?? No, not hairy enough and this guy is missing a tail...
LeChat?? No, this guy doesn't have black fur and a cat tail...
Ygmir??
ibdave??

I KNOW!!! I KNOW!!!! IT'S LARRY HARVEY!!!!!!!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:08 pm

Okay, girls night in the bar!

Let's set up some cocktails...

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:12 pm

I'll just have Kool-Aid tonight, please.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:21 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:*looks over and sees that a picture fell out of the Playa Penthouse
magazine onto the floor when she threw the magazine across room...
Monkeypoo picks it up, looks at it*

I KNOW!!! I KNOW!!!! IT'S LARRY HARVEY!!!!!!!

And here's his hat...

And kool-aid for Monkeypoo, for sure.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:25 pm

i brought some snacks...

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:31 pm

that looks sooo TASTY, Littleflower.

Maybe we should find a tune for the Playa Hotties to dance to?

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:40 pm

Don't mind me if I fall asleep in the recliner, gals. It's the kool-aid.
Just throw a blanket over me and I'll catch ya in the morning.
I'm getting sleepy and I need to elevate my legs again.
Yummy treats, great music, good friends....I'm happy.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:53 pm

WhooPSSS
Looks like I can into a GNO....????

Grabs a quck cup of java.

Have dark stuff to do for a bit.

Be back in an hour or so.

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:58 pm

**doggy slips quietly into the bar... sees the snoozers. Heads over to the rug, circles 3 times and flops into a ball of blue fur.

ZzzzZZZzZzzZZZzZZZZZZzzzzzz

Sweet doggy dreams!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:05 am

Don't worry GH, most of the sensible ones are off to sleep now.

BBD needs covering up, its chilly tonight.

~drags out more blankets and throws one over the doggy~

~adjust the blanket on Monkeypoo~

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:57 am

*strolls into bar*
well, Da Mule at least popped in the other day.......

*looks around, noting "party leftovers", and, "the scent of women"*.......

HHHHMMM, looks like it was all gals.........good for them........

*noting "manbot" missing costume, and, optional "parts" installed and well used*

Well,
I'll make coffee, looks like Fembot is still on the charger, she got a good workout last night too, it seems.......

*starts espresso maching*

*noting "freddy mercury blowup doll" tied to "the rack" and signs of 'virtual torture'*

I better go to the basement and check the TROLL......(The Room Of Laughing Lovers)

how about a tune?

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sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:08 am

WOW! That's the most awesome espresso machine I've ever seen. Thanks for the morning pick me up Ygmir

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:46 am

g'mornin' ygmir and sputnik

Need coffee this morning. Wow, that machine is somethin' else again, isn't it?
Monkeypoo set us up to have a party last night and it just grew from there. Fun though - did you see those Playa Dancing Boys!

Sunshine today, painting is on, starting right after the coffee!