Make my art for me because I'm a slacker

heaven-and-hell · Post by **heaven-and-hell** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:15 am

A SHUBBERY!!

What kind?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:22 am

heaven-and-hell wrote:A SHUBBERY!!

What kind?

A nice one.... with a little path...

Hi H&H! Thanks for moving those glow sticks so sloooooooowly at Club V!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:59 pm

The Man burns in 17 days? Better *bump* this topic. How I love my own reruns!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:55 am

...hey I heard a rumor that ManTis was made by Indonesian children displaced by the Tsunamia, for which they were paid only $0.25 per day. Al Queda was hired to use their secret shipping container network to smuggle her in (in exchange for a bunch of useless household liquids and gels), right under the nose of old W. Her chipsets supposedly were changed out by either the Mali terrorists, or Ida Amine's stepsister (who dated Larry briefly in that hazy period during the 60's). Anyways, at some critical point the new chips will take control, and ManTis will go on an uncontrolled rampage destroying not only BurningMan, but all of the Great Satan, America.

All because YOU were too lazy to MAKE YOUR OWN ART!

but it was only a rumor.

can't wait to see her (even if it costs me my head!)

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:41 am

Fuck fuck fuck! You are right on all counts save one. The uncontrollable rampage is her normal operating algorythm. At the opportune moment, it will be interrupted by the top secret "hope" circuit that could have disasterous impact on the Killbuck line at Apokiliptika. Thanks to you, Jafe, I am now scheduled for "Loyalty Interrogation" at Kamp Apokiliptika.

While I'm in "demand mode", I insist that whoever reads this also read the survival guides and do my shopping for me. I'm too special to make the list myself, and I insist that you do not shop at Wal Wart or any box stores and drive around to acquire my shit. Don't worry about the cost. I also require you to start a website to funnel everybody's voluntary contributions to my PayPal account and I'll pay you back whenever.

You must also give me another ticket in case I convince my frat boy friend to come with me. He also will have demands of your time, money, and resources when he decides on his art project the day before we leave.

Serendipety rules and so do I! I also require a pony and an Umpa Lumpa.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:35 am

I also require a pony

Hey, I was first! Actually, I want to organize a protest and march on First Camp to demand ponies for all. Many of us were deprived of this in our childhood and still bear the scars of this disappointment. It would be awesome to gather a few hundred kindred souls and march through the streets to raise awareness of the plight of the pony deprived.

We demand that the Harvey administration recognize how this injustice has set us back. Why should we be ignored, treated as second class citizens and otherwise skickered at? Join the Road Apple Coalition today and demand justice!

What do we want?
A PONY!
When do we want it?
NOW!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:37 am

geekster wrote:
I also require a pony
Hey, I was first! Actually, I want to organize a protest and march on First Camp to demand ponies for all. Many of us were deprived of this in our childhood and still bear the scars of this disappointment. It would be awesome to gather a few hundred kindred souls and march through the streets to raise awareness of the plight of the pony deprived.

We demand that the Harvey administration recognize how this injustice has set us back. Why should we be ignored, treated as second class citizens and otherwise skickered at? Join the Road Apple Coalition today and demand justice!

What do we want?
A PONY!
When do we want it?
NOW!

do you have a specific date for this event?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:44 am

Uhm, no .. how about Noon on Wednesday

felony · Post by **felony** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:52 am

I had a pony named Tony (brilliant and creative name). I was scared to death of him. An Umpa Lumpa would be nice though.....

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:58 am

geekster wrote:Uhm, no .. how about Noon on Wednesday

i'll just have arrived in reno.... thursday would be better, maybe on the way to the meet and greet.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:05 am

okayfine ... Thursday

You don't happen to be bringing a soap box do you?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:14 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:Fuck fuck fuck! You are right on all counts save one. The uncontrollable rampage is her normal operating algorythm. At the opportune moment, it will be interrupted by the top secret "hope" circuit that could have disasterous impact on the Killbuck line at Apokiliptika. Thanks to you, Jafe, I am now scheduled for "Loyalty Interrogation" at Kamp Apokiliptika...

Hmmm... oh REALLY???

We SHALL to be covering this at one of your many, many interrogations. You of course to know, dahrlink, that Admiral has certain fondness for... Spleen of Jellyfish Sautee... And we have been sharpening skills with Crop as well as chainsaw chain.

Of course, as we will also have other "occupation", will to be contracting episodes many of this out. Have to contacted loyalists in shipping division of Halliburnin, and they have to assured us 2 containers of starving North Korean youth are being shipped to fill in as Exchange Interrogators. IS said they have special skills in said arena...

Of course, it is to be known that such youth are not as delicately enabled as the Admiral, so we are to be expecting... coarser... methods.

Please to enjoy your anticipation, dahrlink Jelly... heh heh heh...
bb

felony · Post by **felony** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:48 am

I had a pony named Tony (brilliant and creative name). I was scared to death of him. An Umpa Lumpa would be nice though.....

felony · Post by **felony** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:50 am

Sorry for the double post. My computer has the hiccups. Not operator error! I promise!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:51 am

Oh, shit, I'm sorry. I promised the five bucks to Blyslv.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:44 pm

I demand that you "gift" me. Where's my fucking gift?! What's this? Some bulk shit from Oriental Trading Company? I'm insulted! I need and deserve...

Apokiliptika Gifting Credits!!!

...and a pony. I like the march idea. You should all organize, decorate, and make costumes and signs for it and maybe I'll lead when I get there. I am the electric sugar bomb and my parents love me.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:50 am

Okay MJM, the Kilt Confiscation Squad can come by and pull your kilt off your naked ass at any time. Our test run went...swimmingly. So you can take your apolyptic pony, but you may find yourself riding the Pale Horse of Death.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:39 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Okay MJM, the Kilt Confiscation Squad can come by and pull your kilt off your naked ass at any time. Our test run went...swimmingly. So you can take your apolyptic pony, but you may find yourself riding the Pale Horse of Death.

A PRETTY PONY OF DEATH? Pretty pretty pretty. I'm gonna skin her and make another kilt, Crypto. Nya nya. Don't forget I am the keeper of...

The HypnoMitt!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:42 am

There, there, Mister Jellyfish Mister. Take your nice meds...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:53 am

The JellyPine Kilts DOOOOO hae secret weapons to fray off any attempts of their removal, as well as a self distruct mechinism, if the wearer so choses to blow the magnificant Kilt apart, as well as setting off the DOOM button!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:01 am

Will my Umpa Lumpa fit in my kilt?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:02 am

*Bump*

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:Hi. I'm an idiot and I have a stupid art/music/theme camp idea that I insist you execute for me. I will try to be cute and funny as I make you do my bidding, which is a poorly thought out, malformed, unrealistic idea that will make everybody love me. I hope it helps that I'm making this demand so late in the game as I have been very busy not doing lots of other things. You will need to give me a generator, some tents, a PA system, and some candy. I rock.

Oh, and I need a free ticket, too! Just PM me for my address or better yet, wait for me at the gate with it.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:12 am

Welcome Home.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:17 am

have you tried BurningMercenaries.Com?

freaks for hire, have drugs, will sub-contract.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:26 pm

*****BUMP****

Kinetic IV wrote:Gimme Gimme Gimme. I want my fucking gift! I want you to help me practice LNT. I make the mess, you do the LNT pickup. Oh and that generator needs to be fully fueled and will you stick around to fire it up when I need it? And I want no less than 9 kinds of candy along with free alcohol, and can you make sure that tent is setup by Monday afternoon? And I hope it's no trouble that I'm asking for even more with only 30 days to go. Gimme, gimme, gimme, I want my fucking gifts! What'cha saying you won't help me? Don't you have community spirit you freakin slacker and self-centered freak? Give me my fucking gifts and my setup! </sarcasm>((And unfortunately for some it's not far from the truth))

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:37 pm

I'm coming with my trailer! Don't ask me to dress up in some rediculous costume. I'm not a clown!

And you better has some fucking good art to look at...

I expect Entertainment too, gifts and free booze served with titties!

These tickets are costing more every year.

And don't pull this artsy fartsy shit on me too:

Shit, I'm not going this year so you better take real good photos and videos!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:27 pm

Bunch of grumpy poopy-pants out here today.

You'll feel better once you've burned something.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:11 pm

I burned my thumb today and I don't feel better. Won't someone kiss it and make it better?

I was sealing off the ends of some nylon cord with a BBQ lighter, and that damn cord spit some molten black nylon on my thumb...Luckily I was doing it over the kitchen sink with some water in it, and quickly dunked my hand. I scraped the blackness off but I've got a nice blister now.

Fuck, oops, wrong thread...Carry on, let's make some art. Damn the blisters. We've only got 41 days till the gates open...

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:59 pm

***bump***

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:52 pm

If anyone has a sparkle pony collection, please drop them by my house in a well-scrubbed condition.

Make my art for me because I'm a slacker

Will you do what I want?

Re: Make my art for me because I'm a slacker

bUMP!