The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:58 pm

hey oldguy ~

hang in there, bud. sounds like you are one hell of a scavenger!

where are you located? we've been thinking about an RV... is it in good condition inside? clean? we could do some work.

have you heard of freecycle? it's a yahoo group email list thingy that is *fantastic* for finding stuff you need and getting rid of stuff you don't.

i'ma have one o' them peebers. i'm on day six of ten 12-hour days in a row. why you ask? cuz i am an idiot. an overachiever who can't say no to anything that sounds remotely fun, productive, or in my skill set. i am having fun, just not having much sleep.

hi monkey! sorry to hear about yer bangup! i tried to bike back to camp after one too many one night in 07 and 'discovered' one of those rebar poles just after it discovered my front tire, and i discovered myself on the ground with little recollection of how i got there. ouch!

pbr?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:00 pm

Here ya go Tisha!

Life size too!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:01 pm

hi mozy....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:04 pm

smiles~

Quick game of stump the bartender?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:08 pm

thanks sput!!! how the hell are ya?

this shit just made me spit coffee all over my computer screen:

from one of my fav sites http://newsoftheweird.blogspot.com/

"Serious Failure of Imagination
So the Russian gas company Gazprom wants to partner up with the Nigerian gov't, which is OK, except nobody can think of a better name for the new venture than Nigaz. The Guardian (London)"

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:11 pm

MozyBonz wrote: Quick game of stump the bartender?

ok!!

i'm thinkin..... fruity rum. with a little umbrella. and palm trees in the background. whatchagot?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:19 pm

fruity with rum..wow short list that was close.

pick one

Conn's Fruity Beverage
Fruity as Fuck
Fruity Blast

Fruity Fuck
Fruity Pebble #2
One Fruity Tutti

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:23 pm

Or would you rather try a ....

Four Jokers or Jolly Joker

could come in handy behind the bar.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:24 pm

hmmm.... fruity fuck, or fruity as fuck.... i'll go with a fruity fuck, please!

*giggle* reminds me of a roommate i once had...

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:30 pm

TISHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*mega huge monkey hugs*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:32 pm

LOL

Fruity Fuck

1/2 oz banana liqueur
1/2 oz dark rum
1/2 oz MidoriÂ® melon liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 dash creme de cassis
1 dash grenadine syrup
6 oz pineapple juice

Pours the banana liqueur, dark rum, Midori melon liqueur, peach schnapps, creme de cassis and grenadine into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with pineapple juice, garnish with a slice of pineapple, and serves.
1/2 oz banana liqueur
1/2 oz dark rum
1/2 oz MidoriÂ® melon liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 dash creme de cassis
1 dash grenadine syrup
6 oz pineapple juice

Pour the banana liqueur, dark rum, Midori melon liqueur, peach schnapps, creme de cassis and grenadine into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with pineapple juice, garnish with a slice of pineapple, and serve.

This could work

Jolly Joker
1 original flavor jolly rancher candy
1 shot SmirnoffÂ® vodka

Pour vodka into a shot glass, take any original flavor jolly rancher(watermelon, lemon, green-apple, cherry, grape, orange) and "plop" into shot glass...let sit for one half hour(to ferment) *do not refridgerate*! Serve at room temp, and enjoy!!!

NTS...backup plan....

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:32 pm

Hey Tisha!!! I hear you're up in Lake County?
We're moving up to Ukiah or Potter Valley in about 2 months.
I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to meet you!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:34 pm

heh! four jokers!! i'll take all four.

'nother good one from my fav website http://newsoftheweird.blogspot.com/

Court Rejects Lawsuit By Man Burned At Burning Man

wait - let's look at that again... "By Man Burned At Burning Man"

first couple of 'grafs:

"SAN FRANCISCO -- A man who was burned at the Burning Man Festival in Nevada in 2005 when he threw a friend's photograph into the flames lost a bid to a state appeals court in San Francisco Tuesday to sue the event promoter.

The Court of Appeal said Anthony Beninati voluntarily chose to take part in a dangerous activity when he approached the burning 40-foot wooden statue for the purpose of throwing a photo of a deceased friend into the bonfire."

okay - let's look a this one bit again:
"when he approached the burning 40-foot wooden statue"

...

BWAH-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!

the gist of the story is, you bought the ticket. ticket says you could die here. full story:
http://www.ktvu.com/news/19909158/detail.html

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:35 pm

hi tisha, hi mozy... hi everyone.

still alive in the midwest, in need of adult libations.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:39 pm

your wish....Four Jokers

3/4 oz Rumple MinzeÂ® peppermint liqueur
3/4 oz JagermeisterÂ® herbal liqueur
3/4 oz GoldschlagerÂ® cinnamon schnapps
3/4 oz Black HausÂ® blackberry schnapps

Adds all ingredients to an old-fashioned glass with/without ice as desired. Stirs lightly and serves.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:40 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Hey Tisha!!! I hear you're up in Lake County?
We're moving up to Ukiah or Potter Valley in about 2 months.
I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to meet you!!

hi monkey!!!! i'm actually in humboldt county - about 3 hours north of ukiah, but it's a darn purty drive!!

yum!! thanks for the drinky-poo mozy!! but why'd ya make two?? one for monkey!!

JOEL!! hiya!! there's cold pbr's on the bar, and here's a little somethin from up round 'ere.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:40 pm

hey joel.... what will it be?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:43 pm

MozyBonz wrote:your wish....Four Jokers

3/4 oz Rumple MinzeÂ® peppermint liqueur
3/4 oz JagermeisterÂ® herbal liqueur
3/4 oz GoldschlagerÂ® cinnamon schnapps
3/4 oz Black HausÂ® blackberry schnapps

Adds all ingredients to an old-fashioned glass with/without ice as desired. Stirs lightly and serves.

ooooohhhhh.... that looks goooood.....

*takes drink and slips down to the end of the bar to sip for a bit*

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:46 pm

pbr with a bud, if you know what i mean.

humboldt county... i was somwhere near there in '07, and didn't stop. dagnabit!

thorn junction, i think was the place.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:47 pm

tisha2 wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:your wish....Four Jokers

3/4 oz Rumple MinzeÂ® peppermint liqueur
3/4 oz JagermeisterÂ® herbal liqueur
3/4 oz GoldschlagerÂ® cinnamon schnapps
3/4 oz Black HausÂ® blackberry schnapps

Adds all ingredients to an old-fashioned glass with/without ice as desired. Stirs lightly and serves.
ooooohhhhh.... that looks goooood.....

*takes drink and slips down to the end of the bar to sip for a bit*

It's good to know where to find a joker when you need one. I'm taking no chances. ......giggles....

I need to go. thanks for the game love you all.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:24 pm

mmmm...... that was yummy.

bye mozy. better have yer joker next time. heh.

Didja get the peeber and goody i left on the bar, Joel? u goin' to the thing this year? i'll be at P-Cubed Oasis, a bar camp (shocked?) at 8 & C.

never heard of thorn junction... oh - just found it online. i'm a ways north o' there off the 299.

man. it is beeyootiful outside and i'm stuck a-sittin' in my little shop on a slow day.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:26 pm

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I'm ready for you tisha. big smile ~love you.

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:40 pm

what does this bull-dyke have to do to get a drink around here...

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:43 pm

you know what i want, of course, i call it a boyd special...

i mean BIRD, a bird special, like that shithole town in arizona...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:43 pm

Liz Estrada wrote:what does this bull-dyke have to do to get a drink around here...

ask for it....

Stump the bartender?

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:45 pm

a screaming nazi, please, and thank you.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:50 pm

Boyd special
/2 oz dry vermouth
1 oz Scotch whisky

Pours vermouth and Scotch into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes. Stirs well, and strains into a cocktail glass. Garnishes with a twist of lemon, and serves.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:52 pm

Liz Estrada wrote:a screaming nazi, please, and thank you.

Screaming Nazi or Screaming Nazi #2?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:56 pm

well Rumple Minze or Goldschlager

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:56 pm

thank you, that sounds about my speed.

glad it wasn't suck, oops, sock,,,shit saki, cause that would've sucked.

damn rice burners, and cafe racing motherfuckers.

i just stopped in, my friend aydin, the painter, was just undergoing some brutal homework, on the playa way...

he's the best learner of all the virgins i have sherpad...damn, spell checker, sure pad, damn, sheerpered, ach, whatever.

pain in the ass stupid kids, what do they know, did i mention he's turkish, pretty young, and very very stupid.