The Bar

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:02 pm

Liz Estrada wrote:thank you, that sounds about my speed.

Oh ....OK mixes both puts in same glass.

1 part JagermeisterÂ® herbal liqueur
1 part Rumple MinzeÂ® peppermint liqueur

Add ingredents with ice and shake.
1 - 1 1/2 oz JagermeisterÂ® herbal liqueur
1 - 1 1/2 oz GoldschlagerÂ® cinnamon schnapps

serves.

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:10 pm

thank you sir, may i have another.

it's been one of those days, you know?

i was walking down the street the other day, on my moop patrol, picking up pieces of castaway toys, here in toyland, and i found this little, dirty childrens book...

wait, let me rephrase that, it was a childrens book that had dirt all over it, like it had been buried for awhile.

it's small, and easily missed, but because i'm an asshole, i picked it up....more crap for me, is my motto...

i digress.

it turns out the book was made in ontario canada, in 1986.

it's called "the dark"

by Robert Munsch, illustrated by Sami Suomalainen

wtf kind of name is THAT? i digress.

anyway, i think i found one of those stupid playa schwag bullshit to give to someone who doesn't think they need it, but someday might realize that at that point in their lives they just didn't know it yet.

ya know?

thanks for the double....i am going out to actually drink tonight in defaultia.

i haven't got drunk in quite a while now.

it's tee-totaler tuesday, so fuck it!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:14 pm

Mixes 2nd drink for Liz servers.

Kicks the jukebox across the floor.

Dances~

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:35 pm

slips out the back door~

Pitches a lit match over his shoulder on the way out.

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Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:47 pm

roger that....

me too, there is much werk to be done....stapling, stitching....it's crunch time.

*dropping match in big pile of linseed oil soaked rags*

gotta go, bye!

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sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:19 pm

We always seem to miss each other here Liz...

Anyway, time for a cocktail. Lemonade and vodka. Someone told me the name the other day, but I forget it now.

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:21 pm

piss and vinegar.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:23 pm

Oh there you are. Piss and vinegar...huh, not the name I heard, but I can see it working.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:26 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Pitches a lit match over his shoulder on the way out.

MOOPer!!!! MOOPer!!!! MOZY IS A MOOPer!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd spank you, but you'd like it too much.
What DO we do with MOOPers these days anyway??!!!

On another note... Caught sight of this:

> joel the ornery
> Joined: 31 Aug 2003
> Posts: 2551
> Location: i'm the snarky one in your worst fucking nightmares

Pretty much describes everyone here.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:41 pm

Busy kinda day in here. Sorry to miss all you good folks - Tisha, Liz, Joel, Sputnik, Oldguy

Spent the early afternoon with Mozy playing stump the bartender and giving Monkeypoo hugs. Hope your day's going well.

Finished some chores today. That's progress. Getting ready to pack the trailer up for the burn. Changed the oil, checked the fluids. Got a belt that needs changing too - darnit. Always a little something.

~time for a drink, where's Mozy when you need 'im~

well, sugar. I was gonna play a tune but YouTube is down.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:44 pm

I'm a pretty good barkeep. Here, have one of my favorite playa drinks...vodka and pickle juice. It really wowed 'em in 06.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:47 pm

Sputnik, how you doin'

I swear you must have a sour side! Piss and vinegar and now pickle juice. I always thought of you as kinda sweeeet.

I'll try it, just one though.

With YouTube down we'll have to make our own music! Do you know any campfire tunes?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:57 pm

You mean like this?

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sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:00 pm

I'm doing good, and oddly enough I do prefer sour drinks for some reason. Must be to provide the balance I crave.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:15 pm

Nice camp fire tunes.

Wonder why I couldn't get YouTube to work earlier - said it was down for maintenance.

That pickle juice gives me Pucker Power! Nice, though better than the much too sweet drinks.

Just noticed I didn't get all the oil off my hands, now my keyboard needs a bath! Yuch.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:15 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:I'm up. I need a fucking hug. I threw away the vicodin at the suggestion of loving friends.

Fucking idiot hippie busybodies is more like it! Holy, fucking shit.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:20 pm

Seriously...never throw away vicodin. People will pay good money for that.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:23 pm

Not sure what vicodin is for - pain, maybe?

May I pour you a drink, Crypto?

Sputnik has this lovely vodka and pickle juice thing or will you have something a little tamer?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:26 pm

No pickle juice for me. Reminds me of anmiotic fluid and gives me claustraphobia.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:28 pm

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sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:31 pm

Yeah Deb, vicodin is for pain. This is what Erowid has to say about it:

Hydrocodone (Vicodin) is an opiate agonist, analgesic and antitussive used in the treatment of mild to moderate pain. It is primarily available in combination with other analgesics such as acetaminophen/paracetamol, aspirin, or ibuprofen.

The further caution:

Many hydrocodone preparations contain analgesics such as acetaminophen, which can be toxic to the liver in high doses.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:32 pm

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There was another version that I really liked, but I can't find it now.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:33 pm

OH..Sure thatâ€™s all my monkey friend needs is an addiction vicodin and or be arrested for selling it.

Edit:cacography

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:35 pm

Anyway...off to bed. It's late here. Catch you all later!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:36 pm

Sputnik, better hide the pickle juice, Crypto has an aversion to it.

Nice Dark Eyes set.

Mozy, can I get something for you - ice water? Still waiting to see if Crypto wants something to drink.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:37 pm

She's actually in pain.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:42 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:She's actually in pain.

that's a relative term when you start talking vicodin addiction.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:49 pm

Why is it addictive?

Last fall some idiot doctor tried to prescribe me oxycotin for a tooth ache. I reported him to the medical board for pushing drugs.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:00 pm

Deb Prothero wrote:Why is it addictive?

Last fall some idiot doctor tried to prescribe me oxycotin for a tooth ache. I reported him to the medical board for pushing drugs.

Let me tell you a story about my brother in law.
Nice enough guy didnâ€™t use drugs had a wife kids went to school to be a sheriff.
Ended up working for a pharmaceutical company. His job was to go to doctor offices and drop off samples.
Fast-forward two years. We get a call that he was fired. Month later we get a call that he was arrested for passing forged scripâ€™s.
As he was in jail his wife gets arrested 2 days later for the same thing with her kids in the car. She gets bailed out same day does it again.
I could go on but you get the point.
They both lost everything for some vicoden pain relief.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:08 pm

Mozy, that is such a tale of woe.

I've seen some stories like it. I worked on contract as a fundraiser for a homeless shelter for a year. I think if you took away all the prescription addictions, you'd have had 60% of the problem solved.

Just wish someone could be with Monkeypoo, to give her a real hug, just now. It must be hard to deal with. And I don't know her pain issues.

As Sputnik said, it's late here. After midnight now. You two duke it out and I'll come through later to clean up the spilled milk.

g'night all.

The Bar

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