The Bar

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:22 am

Of course it is, silly.
Its a dirge....

Always enjoyed Betty Boop and Betty Page.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:26 am

I guess I've only heard them at wakes so I have a sour image of them.

Maybe there are funny ones and I have missed out on all the fun!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:29 am

I have heard this one performed a few times and it is a riot.

Wish I had a sound card on this POS I would post a youtube of it.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:38 am

Had to find out who Bettie Page was???

http://www.bettiepage.com/community/art/figurines/fig6

One of these days I will be able to figure out which pictures work with the img tag and which ones work with the url tag. This works with neither so you'll have to click to see Bettie and her whip!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:42 am

You didn't know who Betty Page was?

Just what did they teach you in Canada?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:48 am

goathead wrote:You didn't know who Betty Page was?

Just what did they teach you in Canada?

I'm the oldest of seven and started cooking and cleaning at a very young age. My mother ran a business so I had to have dinner on the table by 5PM every night starting when I was about 10. I don't actually recall much of that time.

And we only were allowed 1/2 hour of tv per week plus if our chores were done we got to choose either Saturday Night Hockey or the Disney movie on Sunday.

Strange, eh? Didn't hurt me but I didn't learn much pop culture.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:49 am

* sticks head in bar *

It fucking smells like geritol in here !!!

* grabs the aerosol spray can of watermelon flavored glade and empties it in a single spiral motion throughout the bar *

OK, who left the half empty box of depends on the end of the bar ?

* grabs one, puts it on and crawls under the NEB *

Does anyone else think the NEB smells like olives and pickles ?

* Tries to sleep but has a hard time because BBD is snoring real loudly.*

* pokes BBD in the side with a backscratcher , he rolls over and mumbles something about putting a lime in the coconut and drinking it*

Oh well, at least he stopped snoring.

* finally falls asleep *

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:50 am

I found the dirge!

[youtube][/youtube]

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:00 am

That would be a good one for
Stump the Bartender
drink with geritol.

And they way I feel I would probably drink it to....

Was it a funny version Deb?

Oh by the way kid you can't use that excuse with me.

You go to BRC now...

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:02 am

Grabs a depends and covers OED's other end just in case.
Sure BBD wouldn't want to wake up matted and sticky.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:04 am

This one is nice.

Yeah the other was funny. Too bad he only did one verse. He had the right voice for it.

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Hey there OneEyedDick, how you doin'? Came in to get primed for your birthday, eh?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:08 am

With the right singer/group
and the right bunch of drunks
It would make you laugh till your stomach hurt.

OED also?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:09 am

goathead wrote:
Oh by the way kid you can't use that excuse with me.

You go to BRC now...

Yes, I can, dammit! It took my first three burns to figure out what it was all about and to watch what having fun meant. Last year was my fourth and I had a lot of fun AND I met Caleb.

Now what?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:12 am

You have a whole bunch of friends to corrupt you.

Next thing you know you will be partying with Kiwi's.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:12 am

goathead wrote:With the right singer/group
and the right bunch of drunks
It would make you laugh till your stomach hurt.

I could see that from the intonation of his voice that it could be hilarious!

OED also?

On the 24th or 25th, oh sugar, now I forget.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:15 am

goathead wrote:You have a whole bunch of friends to corrupt you.

true enough, that's for sure.

Next thing you know you will be partying with Kiwi's.

uh oh, you mean crazy people from New Zealand?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:22 am

YEP

I am sure your definition of "weird" has changed every year hasn't it?

Yes crazy fucking Kiwi's.....they are insane you know.

Fucking Susan is trying to kill me every year.
She is fucking nuts.

If she has bamboo skewers don't walk, run.....

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:27 am

At least she has learned to give me a second warning now.

If I hear her scream

GOATHEAD

I brace for impact.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:28 am

goathead wrote:YEP

I am sure your definition of "weird" has changed every year hasn't it?

hmm, that is an understatement! I have broken out of the mold I was shaped into...just a little bit more each year. Might even do costumes this year.

Yes crazy fucking Kiwi's.....they are insane you know.

Fucking Susan is trying to kill me every year.
She is fucking nuts.

If she has bamboo skewers don't walk, run.....

Wow, thanks for the warning

I'm actually looking forward to getting out from the newspaper camp a little bit more this year. Usually I work my darn fool head off.

But not this year! I don't know what that means yet but I've decided and there's no stopping me.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:39 am

Or are you just peaking around the corner?

Do your kids know aout the BRC?

Mona and I start talking about the BRC at turkey day and x-mas just to embarass the hell out of the nieces and newphews. Heaven help them if we have "summer picnic photot's"

A bunch of them adopted us years ago...or something like that.
or we where neighbors and they where thirsty and hungry and we feed them? Collecting strays we where.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:52 am

goathead wrote:Or are you just peaking around the corner?

??? not sure what you mean.

Do your kids know aout the BRC?

Yes and they believe that I am stark raving mad. I involve them in the planning a bit and they have helped build things. At Thanksgiving I show them a video slide show and they roll their eyes.

Too bad I raised proper young gentlemen! It would be better for them if I hadn't tried quite so hard.

Mona and I start talking about the BRC at turkey day and x-mas just to embarass the hell out of the nieces and newphews. Heaven help them if we have "summer picnic photot's"

A bunch of them adopted us years ago...or something like that.
or we where neighbors and they where thirsty and hungry and we feed them? Collecting strays we where.

Collecting strays is such a nice expression of love for humanity. I can picture you doing that.

Can't wait to meet Mona.

Off you go for 4:00 rounds, I'm off to bed. The sun is up. The neighbours think I'm a vampire.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:58 am

Never peeked around a corner to make sure its safe?

We give them hell, never seen such a bunch of up tight young Democrats.
You would almost think they where Republicans.

Yep back to work.

Go for more of the vampirate....
Just sounds like to much fun.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:01 am

Vampirate. Yes! Tuesday night at the Boobie Bar.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:03 am

Have a good day Deb.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:00 am

Have a GREAT birthday Goathead!

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sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:48 am

Good morning and happy birthday Goathead.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:44 am

Hi Sputnik;

Coffee on? or is the fembot out of commission? Let's see if I can rustle something up.

Direct injection?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:54 am

let's try this one.

not fancy but it'll do just fine!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:54 am

Happy Bday GH!!!!!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:54 am

Direct injection is good. Espresso Dude had some device around here a while ago. Not sure I can find it right now though.