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Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:15 am

Your tent and car heat up....a lot. Living in AZ sometimes you get fun summer surprises, like when your tire pops and the tool to get your spare out has melted into t he form of yer truck. What are some things that should never be left in your car or in yer tent?

Of course there is the obvious,
chap stick(in stick form)
duct tape(especially on yer seats)
2.5 gallon bottles of water

Then there was some that are surprising:
CDs
CD cases
your spray sunscreen (as i said in another thread)
yer knife (and if you do leave it in there, hope you dont have to use it)
any glow toys you might wanna play with later

any others?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:35 am

My puppy. Ended up melting in the middle of the "shotgun" seat. All those puppy colors running together into a big lake of dirty brown.

I'm jsut going to snark until I learn better. And given my track record--don't hold your breath.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:08 am

Aw poor guy, Im picturing his big pupppy eyes floating in the liquid

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:24 am

Hookers
Condoms
Ice Cream

Oops, wait, I thought this thread was "Michele's Shopping List."

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:32 am

children
makeup
ice cream
popsicles
chocolate

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:12 pm

MMM chocolate, that's a good one, 'specially if it's one of those super chocolates that make you grow...

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:45 pm

garbage

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:47 pm

Do not leave lighters on your dash, they might blow up, especially the dark colored ones.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:05 pm

Gummi bears.

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:49 pm

AntiM wrote:Gummi bears.

We just learned that lesson, turns into a nice coloful sheet of goo! It's kind of pretty like splotchy stained glass! Luckily what made it out of the bag only melted onto the rubber floormat and not a seat! I can't even blame the nephew. I left it there.

I bought a gallon of laundry detergent at lunch, once again not thinking that the internal temp of my car will probably reach 140 degrees today. I will know at 5 if it explodes. I'll keep ya posted. I think it's supposed to be 100 (on the outside of the car) today.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:32 pm

Canned sodas. Inside of car was covered in sticky. Windshield, seats, headliner. The sodas were on the passenger floorboard, not even on the seat or dashboard.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:54 pm

propane tanks and canisters.........

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:52 pm

herrings (fish in general I suppose)
plutonium
black holes
antimatter

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:35 am

cocaine.

it turns into paste, and there is no way to snort it, unless you cut it with playa.

or mix it in your rc cola.

it's called a coco-nut.

keep all perishable drugs in someone elses cooler.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:02 am

Coolers heat up faster in a vehicle then in a tent. The ground contact helps to keep them colder and a shaded tent is the best.

Remember to add a couple of drops of Iodine to the ice every few days to kill bacteria from cross contamination and your dirty fucking paws reaching into it or you'll be sitting in the porta potties all day and most of the week.

personal hygene is the number one cause of sickness during BM!

second is the coffee in center camp

Just kidding CCer's

AIIZ

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:38 am

Don't leave a blonde locked in the car.

REMSA is forever having to rescue them.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:13 pm

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flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:20 pm

For god sake do NOT leave your rubber tits in the carâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..they explode and there you go titlessâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:43 pm

LostinReno wrote:
AntiM wrote:Gummi bears.
We just learned that lesson, turns into a nice coloful sheet of goo! It's kind of pretty like splotchy stained glass! Luckily what made it out of the bag only melted onto the rubber floormat and not a seat! I can't even blame the nephew. I left it there. I bought a gallon of laundry detergent at lunch, once again not thinking that the internal temp of my car will probably reach 140 degrees today. I will know at 5 if it explodes. I'll keep ya posted. I think it's supposed to be 100 (on the outside of the car) today.

The Tide survived for 5 hours in 100 degree heat. Just an FYI for you folks that live in hot places!
I have burnt my leg with the perfect outline of the metal seat belt part before, that was less than delightful.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:14 pm

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Now that's really funny!

Stoopid Lady Person