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mimosa · Postby **mimosa** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:40 am

Looks like I got myself in a bit of a jam. Here's the scoop - this is my first BM event and I want to make the most of it. As it ends up I've stretched myself a bit too far on social commitments on the playa and need another person to help entertain and enjoy my boy playa playmate with me or while I'm unavailable or need a break. Must be female, open minded, not into addictions, playful, available, no drama, no smoking, from the greater bay area (santa cruz county is perfect), I am willing to help you buy a ticket if you don't have one already. I can send you more info if you are interested - reply to mimosa777@rocketmail.com - or to this post

theCryptofishist · Postby **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:44 am

Don't worry. You'll end up flaking on at least half your commitments. Playa Time's tentecles tangle up everyone.

Fire_Moose · Postby **Fire_Moose** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:06 am

Yer boy has to be with someone when yer away?

Sounds like dependency issues

gyre · Postby **gyre** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:21 am

From the bay area?
Why?

DoriumLux · Postby **DoriumLux** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:44 pm

Is this a grown man or a child?

Wait, what a silly question...

Barbie · Postby **Barbie** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:48 pm

Take him to Barbie Dealth Camp & Wine Bistro- Ask for 'Fancy Pants' AKA JR... Tell him (JR) Barbie sent u and that its his year to be the Playa Playmate!

LOL

AKA as babysitter

Token · Postby **Token** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:40 pm

Huh?

Not sure I'm reading this right.

Scenario 1:

You are a mother of a small boy that you refer to as "boy playa playmate" and caring for him will interfere with your social schedule so you are looking for a babysitter.

Scenario 2:

You are into some kind of BDSM thing with your main sweat you call "boy playa playmate" and are in the midst of some cool thing and are looking for another female to keep your boy fluffed while you hold court on the Playa.

So confusing ...

gyre · Postby **gyre** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:56 pm

...and enjoy my boy playa playmate with me...

The only confusing thing is the bay area thing.
Is it weird that that's the only thing that seems odd to me?

oneeyeddick · Postby **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:13 pm

That's the only part of it that raised my eyebrow too.

Why does it matter ?

I guess the water must "taste" better in Santa Cruz county. :wink:

theCryptofishist · Postby **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:28 pm

Someone has to take care of the consort while she's out cavorting with the hotties she met on playa.

cunfuzelled · Postby **cunfuzelled** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:00 pm

i think she or he may be thinking that it would be optimal that the person be from their area because then they could continue to pass off the boy when they get home.

they could be traped and need a way out. this could be the hunting grounds for a release from what has been haunting.

drunk
fuze

Oldguy · Postby **Oldguy** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:58 am

My first thought was that this poster was some guy trying to hook up with some playa hotties by posing as his own girlfriend. " My friend needs someone to take care of him"...uh huh

akmojo · Postby **akmojo** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:34 am

[quote="Barbie"]Take him to Barbie Dealth Camp & Wine Bistro- Ask for 'Fancy Pants' AKA JR... Tell him (JR) Barbie sent u and that its his year to be the Playa Playmate!

LOL

AKA as babysitter[/quote]

I suggest you go to Blackie's Bar and Grill.. ask for Barbie AKA Cherie and say that JR would rather sit in your camp and "babysit" Mimosa.... but you are BOTH welcome to come over for some smoked salmon and a duck fart or two....

Postby **AntiM** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:07 am

Yeah, I saw this on Tribe too.

Looking for love of any kind on the internet is a Bad Idea. Get your boots in the dust and in this case, the playa will provide.

But yeah, all kinds of warning bells and whistles in my head. Weirdness.

Token · Postby **Token** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:02 am

Undercover sting operation for that show "To Catch a Predator"?

Barbie · Postby **Barbie** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:01 am

Ohhhh And JR AKA Fancy Pants doesn't think its his turn to be the Playa Playmate! And is kinda mad about the whole thing- In fact he called my BFF at 4am and tried his best to make it so I don't have a ride to the BRC this Year! Soooooo don't go by there and ask for help with your boy. (really He is not much fun anyway! ) Please feel free to come by our camp Blackie's Bar & Grill 9:15 and Kinship and we will Babysit for you! As long as he doesn't pout (like Fancy Pants) all should be fine.

THere ya go JR something to be really Mad about! LOL

Ugly Dougly · Postby **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:08 am

Estimated ticket sales are supposed to be around, what, 35,000 or some absurd number of unwashed souls. They'll be all in a mood for partying (well, mostly...). You can't hook up in that situation???

Dr. Pyro · Postby **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:58 am

Cherie, JR...can't we all just get along?

Boijoy · Postby **Boijoy** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:10 pm

Does this "boy playa playmate" do dishes or lift heavy stuff ??

Barbie · Postby **Barbie** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:46 pm

Ya know, I figured of All the peeps that are gonna be on the Playa - JR would be the most understanding about this sort of situation- since He was someone who needed to be babysat his virgin year! But I'm wrong! Like most people he doesn't want to be a babysitter on playa!

As for the 4 am phone call... Please remember your speaking with someone who has been my friend for over 20 years... and were gonna grow old together and laugh about these sort of situations FOr a long long long time to come... SO please If ya GOT a problem with me at 4 am call me personally!

Postby **AntiM** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:12 am

Ahem. Could we keep the personal spats off the eplaya?

Postby **mdmf007** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:54 pm

Funny shit -

good luck with the slut hunt.

I suggest prospective toys post pics for us to judge and snark as well.

later

Simon of the Playa · Postby **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:59 pm

you people really need to get a fucking life of your own, ya know?

:twisted:

Postby **mdmf007** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:01 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:you people really need to get a fucking life of your own, ya know?

And somehow you found time to drop 4 THOUSAND posts - while maintaining a life!!!

lol

ygmir · Postby **ygmir** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:37 pm

mdmf007 wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:you people really need to get a fucking life of your own, ya know?

And somehow you found time to drop 4 THOUSAND posts - while maintaining a life!!!

lol

*looks in mirror*........I am so pitiful........

theCryptofishist · Postby **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:26 pm

ygmir wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:you people really need to get a fucking life of your own, ya know?

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

And somehow you found time to drop 4 THOUSAND posts - while maintaining a life!!!

lol

*looks in mirror*........I am so pitiful........

Yeah, boo hoo. Try being a lonely widder woman sometime and see what happens to your post count.

Desygn · Postby **Desygn** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:26 pm

He's almost as bad as those guys on playa who use women to get other women drunk then basically rape them ...

fuckers :x

Igneouss · Postby **Igneouss** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:10 pm

AntiM wrote:Ahem. Could we keep the personal spats off the eplaya?

Funny how a few individuals can say or do just about anything here. And generally add -0- to the discussion.

You can find the same 3 or 4 IDs drifting just about any thread you choose.

I wonder if the moderators have any realistic idea how many people never post on ePlaya because they are not interested in dealing with the obsessed, hyper-posting posse?

I propose an experiment: limit these folks to 2 posts per day for one month. I bet it would make a huge change in the quality and tone of most threads. If it doesn't work, then turn 'em loose again.

ygmir · Postby **ygmir** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:33 pm

Igneouss wrote:
AntiM wrote:Ahem. Could we keep the personal spats off the eplaya?

Funny how a few individuals can say or do just about anything here. And generally add -0- to the discussion.

You can find the same 3 or 4 IDs drifting just about any thread you choose.

I wonder if the moderators have any realistic idea how many people never post on ePlaya because they are not interested in dealing with the obsessed, hyper-posting posse?

I propose an experiment: limit these folks to 2 posts per day for one month. I bet it would make a huge change in the quality and tone of most threads. If it doesn't work, then turn 'em loose again.

hey now, what did I do to you?
I take some umberage at your post, and tone..........

I'm a timid little fellow, just havin' fun......don't pick on me.........

I may be a Don Knotts twin, but, I'm really quick............

gyre · Postby **gyre** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:39 pm

Igneouss wrote:
AntiM wrote:Ahem. Could we keep the personal spats off the eplaya?

Funny how a few individuals can say or do just about anything here. And generally add -0- to the discussion.

You can find the same 3 or 4 IDs drifting just about any thread you choose.

I wonder if the moderators have any realistic idea how many people never post on ePlaya because they are not interested in dealing with the obsessed, hyper-posting posse?

I propose an experiment: limit these folks to 2 posts per day for one month. I bet it would make a huge change in the quality and tone of most threads. If it doesn't work, then turn 'em loose again.

I feel compelled to comment here, but I have no opinion.
I'm still trying to figure out the post before yours.

Speaking of drift, have you seen the new sea anchor Global Container is using now?

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