Cocks....big or small???

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:44 am

What's better?
Big huge fat long American cocks or small skinny ones?
Hmmmmm....
As for me....
It's not the meat, it's the motion, it's the movement that makes it feel good.
Fuck. Who am I kidding?
I like big fat ones.
I'm a big fan of cocks.

How many cock fights can we get going?

*smirk*

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:46 am

Yep I have to say I LOve Big FAt Hard COck also! But the main thing to me is if they can breathe thur their ears!! and Like Big BUtts! LOL

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:47 am

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:54 am

I'm a big fan of my mediocre cock

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:00 am

So Monkeypoo is that why you go to BM. Are you the woman with the show me your monster 16" cock?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:44 am

Yep. Purely in it for the cock.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:47 pm

to those who want to spank their bad little Monkey, DON'T!!!

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flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:06 pm

Yo Poo......do you like showers or growers best?

This is important shit we are talking about hereâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:58 pm

Grow, show, the important part is the ow.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:28 pm

Happy Birthday OneEyedDick;

http://www.lightupload.com/video/weird/ ... -Gift.html

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:14 pm

Glittering Clitoris · Post by **Glittering Clitoris** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:45 pm

Here MP check out this flick of me.

Its cuming right out of my nose!

Beware Adults Only!

http://video.xnxx.com/video89863/a_must_see

Try this at home!

Monkey See, Monkey Do

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:50 pm

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:37 pm

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:52 pm

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:54 pm

it's not the size. it's the man.

Tamino · Post by **Tamino** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:24 pm

Honey, you can't churn butter with a toothpick!

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:44 pm

cock? BIG!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:49 am

wonders if Da Mule has an organ donors card?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:01 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:to those who want to spank their bad little Monkey, DON'T!!!

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You'd like to spank my monkey, beyotch.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:05 pm

flatlander13 wrote:Yo Poo......do you like showers or growers best?

This is important shit we are talking about hereâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..

I like showers... rain showers, meteor showers, golden showers....

*snark*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:07 pm

Glittering Clitoris wrote:Monkey See, Monkey Do

Not with you. Ha!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:41 pm

littleflower wrote:it's not the size. it's the man.

Hear hear!!!! Or is it here here??!!!

skygnome777 · Post by **skygnome777** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:17 pm

I think the people of this thread shall enjoy this video
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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:31 pm

flatlander13 wrote:Yo Poo......do you like showers or growers best?

This is important shit we are talking about hereâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..

I like my showers........in my bathtub.......under a beautiful waterfall........in a meteor shower..........

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:56 pm

Pardon my bluntness. Last night.....NO....the past couple of nights or weeks when I am up late at night, all I hear on TV inbetween movies and shows are fucking commercials for things about male extension enhancement. First it's breast enhancement, booty enhancement, now dick enhancement?? Since this is becoming the COCK thread, I have a question. WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE MALE ENHANCEMENT COMMERCIALS???

OK, I'm not a man. I'm a woman. I can't even imagine what it must be like to be a man. I do know that after 50-something, sometimes y'all might need a little help with yer Viagra and stuff. It's just Nature. Mother Nature and Life are taking over our souls and bodies. We have arrived. We're right where we are supposed to be. It's all good. Ain't complaining. Not at all. Viagra is a fun thing, especially when a cock can last 4-8 hours for my pleasure and yours.

But a WOMAN is BETTER and SMARTER... Jerry Garcia and Bob Wier say so.

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Y'all you guys, ya just need to let us love ya...

**hippie dance**

Like I said, pardon my bluntness. Has American Society fallen into the disbelief that you need a fucking PILL to get your dick HARD??? I don't remember it being like this in the 70's or 80's. Those pills are a fake out. All ya need is a good woman, ambiance, good touchy feely moments between two loving human spirits, a little foreplay, a sunrise or a fucking sunset...

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:00 pm

actually, all you need is a healthy cardio-vascular system... 'cause if you can't pump blood, you aren't going to get an erection.

most of those commercials are for men that didn't take care of their body.

too bad for them.

fatigue and being out of shape cause me a few problems, but if i got physically fit... i'd be more of horndog than i already am.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:32 pm

Glittering Clitoris wrote:Here MP check out this flick of me.

Its cumming right out of my nose!

Beware Adults Only!

http://video.xnxx.com/video89863/a_must_see

Try this at home!

Monkey See, Monkey Do

SWEEEEEET, GC, but you are a sock. You're not real. Sucking cock is real. Being alive is real, AZ. Are you a male pretending to be a female GC??? Go for it, honey. Love ya.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:01 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:AZ. Are you a male pretending to be a female GC???

bwahahahahahahahahahah!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:24 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Pardon my bluntness. Last night.....NO....the past couple of nights or weeks when I am up late at night, all I hear on TV inbetween movies and shows are fucking commercials for things about male extension enhancement. First it's breast enhancement, booty enhancement, now dick enhancement?? Since this is becoming the COCK thread, I have a question. WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE MALE ENHANCEMENT COMMERCIALS???

I think the biggest thing about all these commercial infomercials is that it sends across a message to some men and women that you're just not right....that something is wrong....or you're just not good enough....or you're just not up to par enough. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. We all know what we need, what we like, what we want, what we desire. It don't take some goddamn fucking pill to make you a man or a woman. Have we all forgotten how to get a guy UP???!!!!!!!!! I DON'T THINK SO...........

edited because I forgot a comma......