BURNING MAN!!!!!!!! YEEEAAHHH!!! INFO PUH-LEEZ!!!!!!

DrPeffer · Post by **DrPeffer** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:26 pm

Hi. Is there anywhere online a noob can get information about Burning Man? Not general stuff, but more nitty-gritty details, like: Where do I get tickets? How do I get there? What's the weather going to be like? Where is the main stage? And I can't help but wonder, too: Where does all the free sex happen?

My friend told me that there is a Burning Man website that has a lot of info, but I can't find it.

I'm SO excited to come to the Burning Man festival this year! Woo Hoo!!!

Oh! And...What kind of drugs should I bring?

Thanks!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:29 pm

www.burningman.com

And don't bring any. The playa will kick you in the ass, so you don't want to be impaired.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:31 pm

Do not feed the troll......

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:41 pm

Does a regular impersonating a sock make for a good troll? I think not.

I'll give a 1.3 for creativity, on a scale of ten.

Someone point the good doctor to the excess of snark thread.

As a mod, I don't appreciate snark and joke threads taking up space in the Q&A. Just sayin'.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:22 pm

We've all done more creative sock attacks.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:55 pm

If anyone is really this bored, come and help me do what I'm doing now.
Sheesh.

trystanthegypsy · Post by **trystanthegypsy** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:17 am

You get tickets at the end of the rainbow (drink lots of beer before attempting to find this.)

You get there by taking the free party bus limo from Reno after flying in on the official Burning Man Plane (with fire effects upon runway touchdown.)

The weather will be balmy with a light breeze.. work on your tan!

The main stage is right beyond those blue square huts over there.

The free sex is at the main stage.. just wait long enough.. there's no one there you say? Thats because its an eplaya secret! just wait!

Also, bring me lots of DMT, and some good weed, dude, cuz the LEOs won't be able to see us when we light up at night.