Jaded old timer's thread.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 8:37 pm

If you can't find First Camp, try DeathGuild. They've got this big dance party called "Thunderdome" on the Esplanade...

Excellent idea Kelly. Oh, and Death Guild has the free shower thing happeneing every other day. At least they did the last two years.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:38 am

Icepack wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:Truth, rather than dishonesty.
Goodness, rather than evil.
Beauty, not ugliness or vulgarity.
Unity, wholeness, and transcendence of opposites, not arbitrariness or forced choices.
Aliveness, not deadness or the mechanization of life.
Uniqueness, not bland uniformity.
Perfection and necessity, not sloppiness, inconsistency, or accident.
Completion, rather than incompleteness.
Justice and order, not injustice and lawlessness.
Simplicity, not unnecessary complexity.
Richness, not environmental impoverishment.
Effortlessness, not strain.
Playfulness, not grim, humorless, drudgery.
Self-sufficiency, not dependency.
Meaningfulness, rather than senselessness.

-ABRAHAM MASLOW 1908-1970
Are we still talking about what to put on a t-shirt? I think I'd have trouble fitting that all on one shirt. It is a cool quote though.

little tiny font.

another t-shirt idea...

"Don't you think it has all be said before?"

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:13 am

in little, tiny font...

"stop looking at my tits"

Icepack · Post by **Icepack** » Sat May 01, 2004 7:44 pm

How about "30,000 people can't be wrong" or

"30,000 people in the desert can't be wrong"

or

"unique"-- guess this one has been done before.

or "mmmm... yummmy.... playa dust"

or

"take me to your shade structure"

mancanburntoo · Post by **mancanburntoo** » Sat May 01, 2004 9:26 pm

In big red letters on my T-shirt;

I just won the superbowl!!!
Now i'm goin' to Burningman

Icepack · Post by **Icepack** » Sun May 02, 2004 8:06 pm

"Why look here? The message is all around you."

"Been there, done that... oh wait, this is Burning Man...."

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon May 03, 2004 11:22 am

"You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them."
Ray BRADBURY (1920-)

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:36 pm

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Hunter S. Thompson

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Tue May 04, 2004 4:38 pm

READ YOUR TICKET

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue May 04, 2004 10:30 pm

READ YOUR TICKET, DUMBASS

I kinda like it better as stated above.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:48 am

Yee. Haw.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:15 am

Come real close and READ MY TICKET[/b]

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:56 am

I know it's not an old timers thing but I think it still should be a tee shirt.......

PLONK ME BABY!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:08 pm

Simply Joel wrote:

Truth, rather than dishonesty.
Goodness, rather than evil.
Beauty, not ugliness or vulgarity.
Unity, wholeness, and transcendence of opposites, not arbitrariness or forced choices.
Aliveness, not deadness or the mechanization of life.
Uniqueness, not bland uniformity.
Perfection and necessity, not sloppiness, inconsistency, or accident.
Completion, rather than incompleteness.
Justice and order, not injustice and lawlessness.
Simplicity, not unnecessary complexity.
Richness, not environmental impoverishment.
Effortlessness, not strain.
Playfulness, not grim, humorless, drudgery.
Self-sufficiency, not dependency.
Meaningfulness, rather than senselessness.

-ABRAHAM MASLOW 1908-1970

and

"You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them."
Ray BRADBURY (1920-)

Joel... you fuckin' rock!!! Where are you getting these? Incredible Head Storage, or a book?

Sam

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed May 05, 2004 2:50 pm

This will be my 5th burn... I'm not qualified to call myself a jaded old-timer, am I?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:46 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:This will be my 5th burn... I'm not qualified to call myself a jaded old-timer, am I?

Depends. Was it better in years previous?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:49 pm

For the real old timers:

WHERE'S THE SHOOTING GALLERY ?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:55 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:This will be my 5th burn... I'm not qualified to call myself a jaded old-timer, am I?
Depends. Was it better in years previous?

Well I do prefer the early part of the week before most of the yahoos get there... and they didn't used to show up as early... so yeah, maybe I'm on my way to jaded crotchety-ness!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri May 07, 2004 8:02 am

Burningman turned me out!

Mentally.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri May 14, 2004 12:16 pm

More T-shirts:

"Dude, you're harshing my experience."

"This is the Rainbow Gathering, right?"

"This your trust fund, pops."

"Official Burning Man art thief."

"I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits.
I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits.
I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits.
I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits.
I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits.
I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits.
I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits.
I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits.
I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits.
I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits.
I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits.
I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits. I am not looking at your tits."

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:07 pm

"Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones...
But I can break your face..."

"Yeah, well fuck you, too!"

"E=FU2"

"Burner than thou"

"Don't Touch Me, Yahoo... I'm a Real Burner"

etc., ad nauseum...

Sam

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:28 pm

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat May 22, 2004 11:59 pm

Woah boys woah.....hey Ted Kaszinski! wow let's all meet soon and have a good smoke or a drink or something and work this out like cruddy elders?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:04 pm

Bummer...........My printer is broke.

I was really looking foward to putting these suckers on some tee shirts for gifting.

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:34 pm

KellY wrote:Hey Patience,

If you can't find First Camp, try DeathGuild. They've got this big dance party called "Thunderdome" on the Esplanade - I think they call it that because they turn the bass up so high when they're dancing. Breathe the beat, bro!

forgot to throw in camp carp. they're always good for a free meal.
-b

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:44 pm

If someone on this illustrious crowd wants to donate some time/money to helping me re t-shirts, buttons or laminates, I would really like to give all those that help with the Pottie Project something that sez: "Poop Patrol"

But for the old fogey in me, there's one for the road:
"You're interfering with my immediate experience, mutherfucker."
"FUCK YOUR DAY"
"Make my day. Feed me beer"
"Feel free to ask me a stupid question"
"Your lack of preparedness is not my primary concern"

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 6:08 pm

Bob wrote:I am Man.

Smell my farthole.

If I were any smarter, my asshole would explode.

Personally, I believe each statement aabove woudl make grteat t-shirts.... i hope the phrases aren't under copyright protection.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 6:10 pm

another

"no fucking edit function'

fuck i hate typos

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:42 pm

bump.

I must bask in my sock's glory.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:17 pm

How about "I BURNED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!"

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