The person below me

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:12 am

Oh puhleaze! What passes for "love" in pop culture is more akin to stalking.

TPBM has a plan to disrupt this season's American Idol.

Tamino · Post by **Tamino** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:52 pm

False! I'm not going to watch AI this year.

TPBM is going to fall in love with a virgin burner this year?

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:57 pm

Have I not?

TPBM is a saucy wench.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:50 pm

Damn Skippy!!!

TPMB likes to clean fish in a maniacal way cuz they like looking at fish guts.

(I know I do!)

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:41 pm

No...not a fan of raw guts.
But
TPBM has dressed like a fish.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:13 am

No, but my sister did in my honor.

TPBM has dressed even sillier in the honer of a sib.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:25 pm

not sure about sillier, but i did wear horrid bridesmaid dresses on numerous occasions.

TPBM would rather go to a wedding naked

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:17 am

Guilty.

TPBM likes naked.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:33 pm

to the person below me,

Wear your Hard Hat!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:21 pm

Always do.

TPBM wonders why AZ didn't ask a question?

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:23 pm

His mouth was full.

TPBM has a big mouth.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:25 pm

True, it's about 6 cheez doodles wide. Wish I could fit more cheez doodles, but alas, that's the limit.

TPBM hasn't even started getting stuff ready for the playa, but has faith it'll work out somehow or other.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:28 am

False, I have been working on stuff for the playa since January, 2008.

TPBM thinks that OnceThedustClears comment above about AZ was as funny as I found it.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:33 am

I did. hee hee. TOTALLY LOVED IT.

TPBM uses Colgate every morning and brushes for 40 minutes.

skygnome777 · Post by **skygnome777** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:08 pm

Not exactly, but I do shoot to brush my teeth three times a day.

TBPM has no criminal record, but is hesitant to list some of his/her former occupations on a resume. (e.g. vampire fetish club DJ)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:18 pm

I'm just grateful that I don't have to look for a job right now.

TPBM cringes everytime "Woman" plays on the radio, because it's embarassing to be reminded that he/she is in the same species as the person who penned the lyric "Dootadoot dootdoo."

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:05 pm

While I'm not fond of the song, I'm a mule, so it's all good.

TPBM loves Da Mule.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:14 pm

Silly question
Everyone

LOVES

DA MULE.

And those who don't we can BBQ @ 7

TPBM Thinks DA MULE is the best behooved animal on the eplaya.
Even if he does fart

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:47 pm

so very true.........my pal, funny and helpful to a fault......witty and knowledgeable, to boot..
He carried me many a mile, through the desert, before he had a name, or, confirmed species..........
we had great adventure, encounter many folk "of the Body" and, sang the OMWs around the campfire, many a night..........

eatin cheese doodles and doritos.........

ah, them was the days.......

TPBM, thinks I'm wacked........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:51 pm

Whats thinking have to do with it?

TPBM quit thinking a month ago.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:09 am

True.

TPBM knows where to catch the short bus, cuz they ride it all the time.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:31 am

Yes, I am familiar with the Lawlor bus and the Dial-a-Ride. I have a October appointment with my medication therapist.

Short bus, short bus whatcha gonna do,
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you.

TPBM, whatcha gonna do when they come for you.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:42 pm

I won't be home.
I'll be frolicking on the playa.

TPBM hasn't frolicked in ages.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:42 pm

I lack the necessary frolic equipment.

The person below has survived a nasty disease.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:13 pm

Well, I did suffer through a horrible bout of pink eye

TPBM learned the hard way that when you whip it out to pee in the woods, to be careful and avoid poison ivy

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:42 pm

Fortunately not THAT though I have had poison oak somethin' awful.

TPBM has no tattoos.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:55 pm

wrong.. I have a man on fire on my right calf.

The person below me is so excited about Burning Man they can't sleep at night.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:59 pm

true! i tend to wake up thinking about some crazy costume idea, and everything i still have to get ready, and worrying about my plants, and just dying to see everything ...

TPBM won't sleep for the entire week at BRC

karine · Post by **karine** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:17 pm

true - while you are all in BRC, I'm back in Kentucky working on our house! No sleepin' here!

TPBM has found themselves on fire, once or twice...

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:58 pm

True! But I haven't been on fire at Burning Man.

The person below me also had a bandage mid-forehead the entire week of the burn.

(Damn, that was hard to do without gender specific pronouns.)