The Bar... Volume#2

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:15 am

theCryptofishist wrote: Can we get some sort of Feng Shui expert in here to get things flowing again?

Do you like your Feng Shui on ice or neat?

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:23 am

Yeah. I can see eplaya today. Last two days frontpage link to eplaya didn't work, just whitescreen, no load...

Then my malicious software screener said I had been attacked by a trojan. Are we under a denial of service attack by the N. Koreas again?

Here's one to the internet gods today for letting me access eplaya. Gave me a chance yesterday to read the blogs and guide pages again.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:38 pm

Howdy everyone!

Wow, what a shock that was! I was online and got an email that said someone was in the Bar. Hurried over to see what was up and found Simon.

Yay, eplaya is back!

Thanks for the warning, ygmir. I had my street smart girl hat on with Simon!
He's sweet but you gotta have your guard up.

Let's restock the bar and have a cocktail, shall we? And toast to the internet hamsters AND whoever is doing the fixing. Salut!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:20 pm

Just what I need

AN OPEN BAR

dam goat has been in the cooling tower allllllll dayyyyyy

dam wet goat...

and hungery tooo....

time for paper work and get the hell out of here...

fucking DPW is having to much FUN up here

BASTURDS

and I have to go to my job...

shit.

snark
snark
snark

But I feel much better now.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:39 pm

Welcome back to eplaya, Goathead.

I'll get you some supper so you can anticipate your meal at Bruno's!

and maybe a brew, too?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:48 pm

Arm's itching really badly beneath the cast today. Might be time to start drinking heavily. Either that or disobey the doc's orders and make a scratching tool.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:15 pm

Ranger Genius;

I've had to use a knitting needle to scratch under a cast before. Here try these.

What kinda drink can I make for you?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:28 pm

Went with a sure winner: snakebite. Big one, too. Itch? What itch?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:34 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Went with a sure winner: snakebite. Big one, too. Itch? What itch?

I'll just leave the bottle right here for you, Ranger Genius. And the knitting needles are behind the bar there if you ever need 'em.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:36 pm

How the fuck do I resize the photo I stole from the web so I can use it as an avatar?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:37 pm

I'm trying to follow the doctor's orders and not stick anything in there. I presume because a scratch in there could get easily infected. Though the current alcohol content of my blood should be sufficient to auto-sterilize pretty much any wound.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:40 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:How the fuck do I resize the photo I stole from the web so I can use it as an avatar?

fishy, not sure if you're on a PC or Mac. I'm on a Mac and what I do is take the .jpg into Photoshop to resize it. But I think that lots of photo programs will open a .jpg and allow you to resize.

Good luck with your project. Can't wait to see your new avatar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:43 pm

No photoshop. iPhoto only. Wait I have gnu but I've never used it.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:46 pm

Or send it to me and I'll do it for you. Genius(at)rangers(dot)org

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:48 pm

just tried it and you can import a .jpg to iPhoto too. then edit in there.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:53 am

Im stressing...this sux.

Wondering about our eat barcodes is going to send me into a fucking whirlwind tailspin.

12 days before we leave...I mean come on Larry get your shit together!

We have to come build YOUR city already dude!

And like you give a Crackens asshole what we think....?

Does he have any idea how bad this last minute idea is screwing with all of us major infrastructure peeps????

If I didnt need to be sober for the damn neuro doc today...Id start drinking!NOW!

We've got theme camps asking for 7 and getting 1??? Thats not even enough for the passenger...ya, we do not like taking separate cars to this function!!!!

vent vent vent

I guess it will be E-Cocktails for me this morning...

EVERCLEAR.....all the way and straight....leave the bottle barkeep!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:07 am

Deb Prothero wrote:just tried it and you can import a .jpg to iPhoto too. then edit in there.

excuse me, but how. I don't seem to know how to do it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:16 am

Okay. Figured it out. Had to go to the canon photo software. Thanks, Apple.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:17 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Can we get some sort of Feng Shui expert in here to get things flowing again?
Do you like your Feng Shui on ice or neat?

On ice with a splash of soda.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:27 am

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:29 am

Breakfast anyone?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:24 am

Oh thanks Crypto...Bloody brain cupcakes, yum!

Just last night we were working on the el wire for our art car and when we took it outside and turned it on we realized it looked more like a bloody brain than lava flowing down the side of a volcano.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:20 pm

Hello there.

Can anyone help me find the Burning Man webpage and the FAQ? And while you're there, is my ass there?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:03 pm

Hey there Mule,

Nope, can't help. Want a drink?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:15 pm

Sure, but I don't like drinking that weird stuff that makes you act funny.

A water bowl would be fantastic!

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:16 pm

Well...I won't be able to make it to Black Rock City this year...but I'm not that bummed about it. I'm going to be very busy preparing for a new addition! Chasity and I just learned today that we're having a baby BOY!!!!

If I could pour everyone real shots of Patron right now I'd gladly do so....but since I can't the virtual shots will have to do!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:21 pm

congrats Kinetic V.......hooray.........

*grabs shot*

A toast to the new addition.......

I just drove I-70 from Denver to almost Moab.......is that your area?

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:28 pm

I know the section of I-70 from Denver to Green River very well....love to drive it whenever I can. I'm living in Lakewood....which means I can get my mountain fix in about 10 minutes. I love it here...just wish it wasn't so expensive. My fiancee wants to move back to Nebraska but I'm hoping we can stay put.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:48 pm

CONGRATS!!

That's great news.

I'll be busy here with my bowl and oats, but here are some shots for you and my buddy YG.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:35 pm

thanks Mule.....you're the best...........

*grabs another*

Another toast, to the little bundle of joy...........