Don't Worry About Meteor Collisions

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Don't Worry About Meteor Collisions

Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:04 pm

The big ones, anyway.
http://arstechnica.com/science/news/200 ... -funds.ars

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Money for the Near-Earth Object tracking project - that's the one to watch for large, destructive asteroids that historically do enter the earth's atmosphere periodically and fuck things up - has been pulled. I guess the $1 million of federal money is not worth protecting us from annihilation.

I hope that Bruce Willis will help us out here.

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Post by Ginger » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:06 pm

great, now I have one more thing to worry about. :shock:

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Post by Ginger » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:07 pm

Whoops. That's exactly what you told me NOT to do. My bad. :oops:

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Post by Sail Man » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:20 pm

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Meanwhile, out in the desert of northern Nevada, an eclectic band of counter-culture art fanatics continues to party on, unaware of the chaos looming in the default world. :lol:
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:28 pm

Now there is a good reason to have cell phones on the Playa, so we can all hear our families screaming bloody death as they get anniahlated by metoers.

hold on a second, would'nt those meteors fuck up our cell reception on the Playa ?
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Post by Thecatman » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:58 pm

I saw 4 on my way to work yesterday morning between 04:45 and 05:30

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Post by gyre » Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:45 pm

Wait a minute!
Will this fuck up the burn if it happens?

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Post by Snowah Zark » Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:56 pm

only if you let the "big reveal" out the bag before the cat heaves up the hair ball...


i'm just sayin'....
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The danger is real!

Post by Marscrumbs » Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:21 pm

You folks may laugh but more meteorites are found on desert playas like here in Nevada than anywhere else in the United States. Professional meteorites hunter actually come these playas to search for newly fallen stones.

http://www.nevadameteorites.com/
http://www.elkorose.com/life.html
http://meteorite-recovery.tripod.com/nv ... metpix.htm

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Post by Oldguy » Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:59 pm

That makes sense, less flora and fawna to get in the way. Iron metal detectors on 4 wheelers can search a lot of ground easily, doesn't mean more meteorites are there though. A lot are found in the midwest after the corn has been cut and the fields are open. In my area we have a lot of volcanic erratics that some kids think are shooting stars, but they ain't.

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Post by gyre » Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:19 pm

What about magnetars?

All the laptops and mobiles will fail.
Playa info will devolve.
It will really be a desert city then.


http://science.nasa.gov/newhome/headlin ... ay98_1.htm

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Re: The danger is real!

Post by Ugly Dougly » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:09 am

Marscrumbs wrote:You folks may laugh but more meteorites are found on desert playas like here in Nevada than anywhere else in the United States. Professional meteorites hunter actually come these playas to search for newly fallen stones.

http://www.nevadameteorites.com/
http://www.elkorose.com/life.html
http://meteorite-recovery.tripod.com/nv ... metpix.htm
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Re: The danger is real!

Post by ygmir » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:12 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Marscrumbs wrote:You folks may laugh but more meteorites are found on desert playas like here in Nevada than anywhere else in the United States. Professional meteorites hunter actually come these playas to search for newly fallen stones.

http://www.nevadameteorites.com/
http://www.elkorose.com/life.html
http://meteorite-recovery.tripod.com/nv ... metpix.htm
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Re: The danger is real!

Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:07 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Marscrumbs wrote:You folks may laugh but more meteorites are found on desert playas like here in Nevada than anywhere else in the United States. Professional meteorites hunter actually come these playas to search for newly fallen stones.

http://www.nevadameteorites.com/
http://www.elkorose.com/life.html
http://meteorite-recovery.tripod.com/nv ... metpix.htm
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Post by gyre » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:32 pm

There are black rocks out there.

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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:00 am

yes, but not too many black rockers though...
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:46 am

"Black Rock Point is named for its matchless view of the Black Rock Desert."
- Source: Something I just made up.

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Post by ygmir » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:19 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:"Black Rock Point is named for its matchless view of the Black Rock Desert."
- Source: Something I just made up.
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Post by geekster » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:30 am

The "problem" is that they are looking only in the ecliptic. If you look at the craters on the moon, for example, you see craters at the poles where something slammed into it from pretty much perpendicular to the ecliptic.

There are "things" that have likely been flung out of the inner solar system on all sorts of trajectories and are in very long period orbits. Not to mention stuff that might come sailing in from any angle that has been ejected from other star systems or stuff getting joggled (look! I made a word!) around in the Oort cloud and falling in for the first time.

Until there is something we can DO about it, there really isn't any sense in even looking for them. So ... imagine we discover something that is going to hit us in, say, 5 years. What are we going to do about it? Pretty much nothing.

So say we decide we are going to get hit, what is going to be the greatest impact on us as a civilization? Food. The world pretty much lives hand to mouth. We don't have enough food in storage to survive a global crop failure for one, let alone two years. A killing frost in the American Midwest and Eastern European steppes in June would pretty much end civilization as we know it. We don't even need an impact to do that. We are one major volcanic eruption away from global catastrophe.

The failure of the Midwestern US grain crop would spell calamity for many in this world. The first to go would be the vegans. That lifestyle is the must unsustainable and requires the most resources and nearly perfect climate along with a working global transport system to deliver out of season veggies all year round. Any cooling reduces crop yields. When crop yields reduce, countries hoard what they have and don't export. That means a really harsh winter with no veggies from South America.

People having goats will survive by eating them. The first year. It's the second year when things get really dicey.
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:34 am

SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE!


EAT THE VEGANS!





why yes waiter, i'm looking for a nice free range vegan, corn fed, no buddhists please.

well done, and you can tell the chef that's it's ok to butterfly it.
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Post by ygmir » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:50 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE!


EAT THE VEGANS!





why yes waiter, i'm looking for a nice free range vegan, corn fed, no buddhists please.

well done, and you can tell the chef that's it's ok to butterfly it.
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