The Bar... Volume#2

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:28 pm

{The door flies open and a tall stranger all dressed in red bursts into the bar}

Ho, Ho, Ho where's the hoes?

I need a drink too them reindeer are messing with me

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:35 pm

Even if Rudolph begs, do NOT feed him cheez doodles.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:37 pm

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:38 pm

{grabs both drinks and downs them}

BURP

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:39 pm

Da Mule wrote:shhhh....goathead, you weren't supposed to tell them it was me

that's the last time I share a secret with goat

oh, shoot did I make the wrong text small?

Hard to type with hooves isn't it.

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:44 pm

Barkeep!!!! More booze!!!

Hey! I think I know those guys

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:51 pm

santa wrote:Barkeep!!!! More booze!!!

Hey! I think I know those guys

Slowly backs out of the room

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:55 pm

Ho Ho Ho...I see you Mr Goathead. Don't think you can hide. We'll be seeing you all very soon.

{disappears in a flash - all that left is a strong smell of BO, urine, vomit and booze}

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:12 pm

santa wrote:Ho Ho Ho...I see you Mr Goathead. Don't think you can hide. We'll be seeing you all very soon.

{disappears in a flash - all that left is a strong smell of BO, urine, vomit and booze}

ohhhh crap, coal again.......

and maybe some furry handcuffs for the ROS?

Snowah Zark · Post by **Snowah Zark** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:15 pm

ah!

finally....the jolly boots of doom have arrived.....

3 pm....at hippieville, i mean center camp...

i will round up the western ny elves.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:19 pm

Hey all! Ahh...I smell that Santa's been here.

What's the special tonight?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:24 pm

anyone here?

tonight's drink special:

not sure what they are ... ??

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:49 pm

Ohhhhhhh

AHHHhhhh

very pretty.

WITH FLAMES

I like.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:59 pm

hey mr. goathead! cheers!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:02 pm

gh mutters something in caprine

bottoms up

beard on fire

Dam that was good flaming drink

Please, LF may I have another?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:10 pm

* ...wondering if the goat cast a secret spell... *

another?? but, of course!

how about some flaming goat cheese to go with it?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:18 pm

mmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmm

Lovely.

You shall have to pay the Home Brew estabishment a visit

we do have caprine treats.

If I told you I would have to turn you to stone, and your much to young for that.

But you still be very pretty.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:27 pm

careful GH, she can turn parts of you (us) to stone in an instant

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:34 pm

ygmir wrote:careful GH, she can turn parts of you (us) to stone in an instant

Why are you saying that so LOUD?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:36 pm

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homebrew!!! 2 weeks!!! OOOUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:50 pm

You folks are having lots of fun in here today.

Yummy, saganaki is one of my favourites!

Finished making travel arrangements today, I think. Even looked at a map! Two weeks, Littleflower? I leave one week from today!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:01 pm

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:careful GH, she can turn parts of you (us) to stone in an instant
Why are you saying that so LOUD?

'cause I'm not so smucking fart like you

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:33 pm

Deb Prothero wrote:You folks are having lots of fun in here today.

Yummy, saganaki is one of my favourites!

Finished making travel arrangements today, I think. Even looked at a map! Two weeks, Littleflower? I leave one week from today!

why are you guys whispering???

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:53 pm

littleflower wrote:
Deb Prothero wrote:You folks are having lots of fun in here today.

Yummy, saganaki is one of my favourites!

Finished making travel arrangements today, I think. Even looked at a map! Two weeks, Littleflower? I leave one week from today!

why are you guys whispering???

cause it's more fun to talk about that stuff in whispers............like in the back of the class..........and, we don't want the secret of your hotness to get out............

jeeze..........

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:59 pm

too late, i just tweeted it to ashton kuchers 1 million plus twatterers...

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:02 pm

great, just what i need, hundreds of hot young men wanting me ...!

well, you never know, the word might get around

boy will they be disappointed

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:10 pm

Roberto, I'd never have taken you as a twat-tweeter..............or, pehaps, a tweet-twat.........

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Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:17 pm

My eyesight must be getting bad, I can't seem to see half of this conversation!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:23 pm

I know Deb, it's always harder to hear things in the dark........

oh yeah , please remind me about the granite......I'm getting so scattered with last minute stuff..........dang......

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:27 pm

ah, ygmir, that's my problem.

'course I always thought the best things in life happen in dark!