Seeking a Golden Pony

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Seeking a Golden Pony

Postby chassy » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:59 am

I'm seeking Golden Pony as a reward for one of my crew members on The Watch. It's a huge art installation, and she's been holding things together and doing amazing work for three months straight. (see http://thewatch.devildream.com for more info)

What the hell is a Golden Pony? Well, I'm flexible, but she wants one. I'm thinking the ideal is a guy with a saddle who would give her a ride (on his back) for a little while. (I'm sure there's a name for this fetish, but I'm blanking.) And if he'd be willing to put on some gold bodypaint...

Other suggestions are welcome.

I figure it's worth trying to find someone on ePlaya. If nobody turns up, I I'll head over to Animal Control on the playa to see if they can round someone up.

Thanks!

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Postby ygmir » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:27 am

you may want to post pics and specs for her.......90 lbs or 300 lbs, would make a difference who volunteers......

not trying to be judgmental or sexist, but, it may help with decisions.......
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:39 am

Let me get a look at her spurs before I consent.

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Postby wedeliver » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:48 am

I love the question about how did the watch come to be where it was.

I will explain how the watch came to be in the desert.

The owner of this watch found it in the city, on the street. At that time he thought, "my lucky day" as he picked it up from the sidewalk. "Oh look, it works" he exclaimed as he picked it up.

This watch never kept correct time, this watch always would give the wrong time. Once the watch was so far off that the owner missed an important automobile ride and had to walk through the desert and was not very lucky anymore, so the owner of said watch said, "fuck this shit" and threw the watch on the ground, where someone else would find it, thinking "this is my lucky day"
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:17 am

I am attempting to understand.

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Postby C.f.M. » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:31 am

Hopefully she is fully prepared.

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Postby oneeyeddick » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:35 am

I haz a saddle, but it will be attached to my big Green Penis.

is that pony enough ?
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Postby pinemom » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:39 am

Green gold...whats the difference?


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Postby C.f.M. » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:58 am

pinemom wrote:Green gold...whats the difference?




Pus v. mold? Chlymidia (I know that's not spelled right, but I think I'm going to feel good about not knowing how to spell that) v. gangrene?

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Postby Steven bradford » Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:26 am

Does this help?

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:10 am

So Steve, did you get any action out of that costume? I hope so.

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Postby Steven bradford » Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:26 pm

I wish I could rock a costume like that!

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Postby Da Mule » Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:36 pm

Why is that only ponies and horses get to have all the fun?

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:20 pm

Cause mules are the ones with brains.


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