Michael Jackson

DeepSpace · Post by **DeepSpace** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:55 pm

Can anyone confirm this rumor?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:33 pm

Which one? Boy Bunging Pedophile or Race-based Shame Manifesting as Made Up Disease to Justify Changing the Color of His Skin?

For those giving a fuck about MJ could you please be more specific?

Post by **Sham** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:39 pm

All this Michael Jackson talk is making me want to grab my crotch and scream! wooooooooooo!

DoriumLux · Post by **DoriumLux** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:45 pm

It's true. MJ totally faked his death to get out of his London tour so that he could make it to Burning Man this year. Duh.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:47 pm

the 50 robot replica of mike will moonwalk across the playa and light the man with his multi-colored dick.

afterwards, he and the 35 ft. robot little boy will be getting a room at the Red Lion Inn in Elko.

the truth is stranger than fucking fiction, everytime.

so there's the goddamn big reveal, are you fucking happy deep space?

because now it's YOUR fault when everyone yawns.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:31 pm

Can anyone confirm this rumor?

I'm sure I can confirm a big <yawn>

I mean, why not gift tickets to 10,000 Filipino prisoners to bring their show here.

More original and all.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:19 pm

Isotopia wrote:
Can anyone confirm this rumor?
I'm sure I can confirm a big <yawn>

I mean, why not gift tickets to 10,000 Filipino prisoners to bring their show here.

More original and all.

Originality has no place at the burn!

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:29 am

I have no idea what it signifies but the day after Michael Jackson's death this forum had the most users ever. He obviously had an impact on a lot of us.

Most users ever online was 318 on Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:16 pm

SonOfUgly · Post by **SonOfUgly** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:38 pm

"The Man Krewe tells us to expect a special tribute to a particular entertainer on Burn night."

DeepSpace · Post by **DeepSpace** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:22 pm

When one stops and truly considers all the thought and effort and sheer brainpower that goes into attending a Burn, one has to wonder (after reading many of these post) how some folks ever make it to and from BRC...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:30 pm

DeepSpace wrote:When one stops and truly considers all the thought and effort and sheer brainpower that goes into attending a Burn, one has to wonder (after reading many of these post) how some folks ever make it to and from BRC...

This thread s what happens with people who have too many thoughts and too much brain power go on idle. The wheels keep spinning and throwing up mud.

Of course, I'm the sort who's going to wonder about anyone who calls themself "deep," but allowing those neurons to fire would interfere wiht my finding a ride.

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:26 pm

Everyone knows that Michael Jackson died in 1983. He was replaced by a android owned by Disney.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:55 pm

Mister Satan wrote:Everyone knows that Michael Jackson died in 1983. He was replaced by a android owned by Disney.

yeah, they did Castro, too.......

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:51 am

SonOfUgly wrote:"The Man Krewe tells us to expect a special tribute to a particular entertainer on Burn night."

What, you mean they're gonna light the Man's hair on fire first?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:25 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
SonOfUgly wrote:"The Man Krewe tells us to expect a special tribute to a particular entertainer on Burn night."

What, you mean they're gonna light the Man's hair on fire first?

I didn't see a nose on "the Man"...........

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:36 pm

You are correct about Comrade Castro being replaced by a robot in the 1960s. But what many people do not know is that to save money. The KGB simply replaced the head on one of the many defective Che-Droids.

drucake · Post by **drucake** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:43 pm

whos michael jackson?/

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:29 pm

Mr. Jacksons, son........

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:08 am

drucake wrote:whos michael jackson?/

The real Michael Jackson didn't dance or drink Pepsi. He drank and wrote about beer!

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C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:16 am

MJ did a GREAT set this year out on the playa! At Club Vortex, I think it was. Or was it by the trash fence? I forget.

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:50 pm

MJ is actually Front Row Joe.

He had to get extensive cosmetic surgery because he has a rare skin disease that is turning him into a cat.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:46 pm

I watched the first 2/3 of "this is it" this weekend.

I found some of Michael's performances to be quite touching.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:35 pm

I found some of Michael's performances to be quite touching.

If I didn't know better I' say that was typed by a pre-pubescent boy.

bell22 · Post by **bell22** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:44 am

[quote="Mister Satan"]Everyone knows that Michael Jackson died in 1983. He was replaced by a android owned by Disney.[/quote]

I'm afraid that I can't agree more with this one...

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Wow

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