Stop posting so much

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:06 pm

I post to prost to those posting posts in the playa!

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:08 pm

...and I post post-posting to pout about pics not popping up...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:26 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:He's not kidding. He intefered with my ride and now I don't know how I"m getting to the burn.

who interfered with your ride?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:31 pm

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:He's not kidding. He intefered with my ride and now I don't know how I"m getting to the burn.
who interfered with your ride?

007. With his voodoo finger. He gains power by putting it up his nose.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:33 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:He's not kidding. He intefered with my ride and now I don't know how I"m getting to the burn.
who interfered with your ride?
007. With his voodoo finger. He gains power by putting it up his nose.

we know where he puts his thumb..........

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:45 am

I hear he's ambidextrous.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:01 am

and in some circles, known as the famous German/Italian,
"Otto Fellatio"

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:21 am

That explains why he's too busy to show up here.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:24 am

and, his ability to type but not speak very well..........

he must be a yoga master, though........

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:45 pm

Yes. Very talented.
It's hard to do downward facing dog with your finger in your nose.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:39 pm

maybe he and a friend could try this pose - both have a free hand to pick his nose with, or the other guy's nose, or whatever else ...

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:35 am

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:He's not kidding. He intefered with my ride and now I don't know how I"m getting to the burn.
who interfered with your ride?

Of course I did, by posting here you open yourself up to the magic Juju I drop. Anything bad that happens to your playa trip can be blamed on little Ralph. The finger is NOT going in my nose, its covering up the nostril o I can snot rocket on you all!!

On another note, I am fucking burned out. After putting an engine room fire out on a 1000 foot container ship, and spending 22 days on a tugboat pulling it 300 miles to safe harbor. I am finally in Dutch Harbor Alaska waiting on a flight that may or may not come. I was supposed to be on playa today!!! Wont make it until Saturday I am thinking.

On an environmental note, I was able to burn 1200 gallons of diesel an hour for over 3 weeks, while producing 24000HP, and 320 tons of bollard pull all that makes a whopping 3 knots. at best, and -1 a lot of the time (backwards still)

later bitches, im out,

PS remember to come by for your kick in the nuts for posting here.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:40 pm

Keep on making headway!

Here's to blue skies, green lights, and bow-legged wimen.

Swing batter batter, sa-wiiinnnggg.

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:49 pm

So my porto might not be tipped next week?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:26 pm

mdmf007 wrote:
ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:He's not kidding. He intefered with my ride and now I don't know how I"m getting to the burn.
who interfered with your ride?
Of course I did, by posting here you open yourself up to the magic Juju I drop. Anything bad that happens to your playa trip can be blamed on little Ralph. The finger is NOT going in my nose, its covering up the nostril o I can snot rocket on you all!!

On another note, I am fucking burned out. After putting an engine room fire out on a 1000 foot container ship, and spending 22 days on a tugboat pulling it 300 miles to safe harbor. I am finally in Dutch Harbor Alaska waiting on a flight that may or may not come. I was supposed to be on playa today!!! Wont make it until Saturday I am thinking.

On an environmental note, I was able to burn 1200 gallons of diesel an hour for over 3 weeks, while producing 24000HP, and 320 tons of bollard pull all that makes a whopping 3 knots. at best, and -1 a lot of the time (backwards still)

later bitches, im out,

PS remember to come by for your kick in the nuts for posting here.

how could you do that? you'd have to kick yourself in the back of the head.......

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:34 pm

mdmf007 wrote: remember to come by for your kick in the nuts for posting here.

do you prefer kicking walnuts or almonds?

where will you be? have a safe trip! see you on the playa!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:33 pm

I realized today I haven't posted here in a long while....

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:05 pm

i would like to mention that as of yesterday afternoon mdmf007 had not tipped a single porta-potty, or punched a single nut, of anyone i know of who posts on his thread.

of course, he still has another 48 hours or so ...

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:33 pm

i'm not posting. i'm pasting.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:53 pm

Have you read the Burning Enquirer lately?

While at Burning Man this year, Big Cock got a boob job and a really nice tan.

*giggles*

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:28 am

Is post burn posting prohibited?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:53 am

prohibiting posting post-burn is preposterous.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:56 am

prohibiting preschoolers pre and post-burn is a preposterous post

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:27 am

well,
if it was a prescribed prohibition on posting, post-burn, then, it would seem that post-burn posting being proscribed would be prohibited in a preposterously problematic poly-syllabic plethora of petulant people, perhaps posthumously, and post prohibition, posting, pertaining to said prohibition of post-burn posting on a plethora of placards and posting sites, in perpetuity,

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:28 am

and, I tiptoed in and posted on 007's whiteboard at his station on the playa.............

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:32 am

Damn. If I would have known where 007's station was
I would have posted all over that sucker.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:53 am

I had intended to hunt down some of you prolific posters on the playa
but somehow got distracted
and detoured
and delayed
and waylaid.
It happens to even the most potentially perfect presumptuous posters.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:03 pm

OnceTheDustClears wrote:Damn. If I would have known where 007's station was
I would have posted all over that sucker.

it was easy to find, really, I just looked below where all the buzzards were circling..............

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:37 pm

OnceTheDustClears wrote:I had intended to hunt down some of you prolific posters on the playa
but somehow got distracted
and detoured
and delayed
and waylaid.
It happens to even the most potentially perfect presumptuous posters.

sounds like playa time ... ! sorry i missed you .... next year?

wonder if this silly thread will still be post-worthy.

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:59 pm

OnceTheDustClears wrote:Is post burn posting prohibited?

Hmm, is it still post-burn, or is it pre-burn yet?