Beware of Narcs Serving Coffee in Center Camp

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:27 pm

This is real!!!!! The people (Narcs) serving coffee in Center Camp are putting little tracking devices in YOUR coffeeâ€¦â€¦this way they can track youâ€¦â€¦â€¦..and they know everything you are doingâ€¦â€¦reallyâ€¦â€¦.

I heard this from one of the Narcs being a Greeterâ€¦â€¦shushâ€¦â€¦..donâ€™t tell anyoneâ€¦â€¦..

Playa Tom · Post by **Playa Tom** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:35 pm

They can only hide the little chips in lattes and mochas, if you get a lemonade or plain coffee you will be safe.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:39 pm

I'm far more concerned with the Ass Police in the blue rooms.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:04 pm

AntiM wrote:I'm far more concerned with the Ass Police in the blue rooms.

The tracking chips are relatively ineffective, but the insertion process is NOT subtle.

skygnome777 · Post by **skygnome777** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:43 pm

Do they at least warn you of potential prostate problems while they are at it?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:50 pm

knowing the quality of the coffee, they won't last longer in your body then the trip to the porta potties!

they don't call it the Coffee Runs for nothing!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:53 pm

skygnome777 wrote:Do they at least warn you of potential prostate problems while they are at it?

Not reliably, no.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:14 pm

skygnome777 wrote:Do they at least warn you of potential prostate problems while they are at it?

If I had potential prostate problems, I'd be really, really worried.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:36 am

why is it all the blue room photos look like Winston Churchill?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:41 am

Where can I get a tinfoil hat on the playa?
How's the reception from out there?
It's not far from Area 51, is it?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:43 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Where can I get a tinfoil hat on the playa?
How's the reception from out there?
It's not far from Area 51, is it?

galactically, we're not far from Venus...........

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:32 pm

Shhhhhh you guys be quiet! They-re already tracking us and they know if we're being naughty or nice.

hurricane #1 · Post by **hurricane #1** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:09 am

I wish I would have read this before I tried the 'coffee'

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:06 am

flatlander13 wrote:This is real!!!!! The people (Narcs) serving coffee in Center Camp are putting little tracking devices in YOUR coffeeâ€¦â€¦reallyâ€¦â€¦.
.

DUDE, What are you smoking!!

ROTFLMAO

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I'm between Black Rock & a hard place

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:40 am

I bought my ticket and was a participant. I was not working the event, but more than once I saw "stupid is as stupid does" type behavior. At one point I did ID myself to one young lady. I think the look on her face when she saw my sheriff's ID and then the look of relief when I told her that it just wasn't cool to be smoking and passing around her pot pipe in center camp, to put it away and keep it out of public was a gift I won't forget. I hope she remembers too.

Kenny Z · Post by **Kenny Z** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:18 am

I had some of that coffee to wash down a couple Fiber One bars. Luckily the fiber acted quickly and next thing I knew, there was a swarm of law enforcement surrounding the porta potty I just used used.

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:15 pm

What the fuck man.

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