The person below me

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:35 pm

can we blindfold him, and tell him he's on an art car??? i bet we could come up with some excellent art-car noises, to enhance the illusion.

TPBM has too much work to do and really shouldn't be playing around on the eplaya

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:36 pm

BINGO! And to make matters worse my desk was recently moved so that way too many people can see my monitors. I'm trying to keep excel sheets and stock market stuff open on the other monitors so maybe they won't notice.

TPBM still hasn't figured out who Timothy is and why Da Mule was scared of his friends.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:55 pm

ed zachary........the only timothy I can think of is on southpark...........

TPBM would never steal a BRC street sign

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:04 pm

not in a million years...

TPBM wishes they never had to leave BRC...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:20 pm

No. The frustrations of mobility and access in "Real Life" are a lot less limiting than the frustrations of this year's playa floor.

The Person Below Me agrees about the playa floor this year, and agrees that the moop is better onplaya.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:03 am

I thought it melted just fine. Just needed more sunlight, less wind, the flying focal point made me realize I don't taste like BACON.

TPBM wonders if I had, would I have been finger food?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:27 am

you'd be a foogin Luau........finger food......hahahaha, even Jeffrey Dahmer would have a hard time with one sitting.....as dainty as you are.........

TPBM still wonders who "Timothy" is......

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:29 am

true ... too lazy to google it, i guess...

TPBM is looking forward to a lazy weekend

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:12 am

TRUE!! I love, love lazy weekends. Am having a BBQ Saturday evening, but other than that I hope to do lots of lazing.

TPBM has failed to do three important eplaya things and thus doesn't know who Timothy is: (1) read the bar carefully (2) read Cryptofishist's posts carefully and (3) watch out for our friend Da Mule.

theCryptofishist wrote:Okay. I'm afraid that Da Mule will not be pleased with the weaselly record execs in this video.
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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:52 am

Mornin' freaks! If I haven't told y'all lately that I love ya, well, I LOVE YA!!!

Nope. I did not fail to do three important eplaya things. I do know who Timothy is. Timotheeeeeee!!!

TPBM has no idea who the infamous burner Kyle is.

Hint: He WAS on the playa this year. If you listened to BMIR and were part of Camp Envy, you would KNOW exactly who Kyle was/is.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:09 pm

true ... do tell!

TPBM really doesn't know much, comparatively ...

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:47 pm

True.

But I do know who Kyle is. Heard him on BMIR as I was driving in.

TPBM has never listened to BMIR.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:55 pm

whats BMIR??

TPBM was listening to some radio station on the playa that was replaying the same Simpsons episode on Monday re: evolution.
Fish Monkeys??

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:53 pm

I don't listen to radio on playa.
I don't listen to radio off playa--too many ads.

TPBM has accidentally been the person below someone she/he plonked.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:31 pm

false, I've never plonked anyone...........seems, IMHO, everyone has some thing good to say,......sometimes.........

TPBM has been to "snake ally" in Taipei............

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:38 pm

False.

But I seem to remember reading about it.

The person below me enjoyed â€œThe Colonyâ€

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:15 am

Don't know. Was that a Movie?
Crap I need to get out more.

TPBM did not see "UP" because it is animated.

mattconlon · Post by **mattconlon** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:14 pm

FALSE. I didnt see it because i was having sex with TPBM's mom

TPBM is in denial

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:20 pm

the person above me is a necrophiliac

tpbm just likes to watch

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:57 pm

true, almost, but, not "only" watch................

TPBM is a closet Mormon

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:21 pm

No way. Lived in Utah for 2 years. Those folks are just plain weird and judgmental. I don't like organized religion. But HEY - if I were to become one does that mean I could have 7 husbands or boyfriends? One for each day/night of the week?

Boijoy - BMIR is Burning Man Information Radio.

Le Chat - I totally enjoyed The Colony. Makes Survivor look like Sesame Street.

In the event of a global catastrophe, TPBM would definitely be able to survive.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:44 pm

well, I'd sure like to think so..........

TPBM loves end of the world books

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:06 am

Doesn't everyone?

TPBM has way to much to do to worry about what if's.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:34 am

just the opposite, actually ... the "what ifs" are keeping me from doing anything!

TPBM has a good way to torture insects

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:30 pm

I most definitely do, but they never oblige me by landing on my charged defib paddles.

TPBM likes to be paddled as well

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:39 pm

Brings back fond memories of Greeters and rubber chickens.

TPBM is still dusty.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:58 am

Right you are Goathead. Just got home last night from the Burn and many other adventures on my cross country trip. Logged 7771 miles in my little truck camper. There is playa dust everywhere since I dragged everything into the house. And since I've been gone for a month there's dust bunnies inside too.

TPBM loves to clean the gear before putting it away. And they can visit any day now to help.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:05 am

of course, fire hoses are always fun to play with.

TPBM is up way to early.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:11 am

Yes, it is too early! I'm even up before ygmir. Leaving in a couple hours for Woodstock.

Bring your fire hoses any time, GH.

TPBM is a playa angel.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:24 am

Some might disagree....

TPBM has been infected, but refuses the cure.