If burners made bumper stickers...

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If burners made bumper stickers...

Post by C.f.M. » Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:05 pm

the kind of burners I'd hang out with, at least.

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Post by TomServo » Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:16 pm

Heehee. I used to have a "baby without butthole in board" placard..
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:21 pm

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Post by Sail Man » Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:10 pm

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Post by gyre » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:47 pm

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Post by Mister Satan » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:53 am

LE uses bumper stickers for profiling.

I'm not saying that's fair but it's enough of a reason for me to avoid putting any on my car.

But I wouldn't mind have one that said "Black Rock City Chamber of Anti-Commerce"
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Post by C.f.M. » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:20 am

When burners make babies:

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Post by goathead » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:23 am

Ohhhhhhhhh
BACON.

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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:58 am

I saw a great red and silver foil sticker (it looked like one you might see on a fire extinguisher box) that said "In Case of Fire, Dance Wildly" with a little man logo.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:49 am

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Re: If burners made bumper stickers...

Post by oneeyeddick » Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:50 am

C.f.M. wrote:the kind of burners I'd hang out with, at least.

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The " Baby on Board" thing was originally from a Gary Larson cartoon from the late 80's.

I have always had one on my MV, except this year, I just left it by my gennie alongside the road.

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I did one in 2003-4? called "the passion of the baby", with 3 babies on crucifixes, the one in the middle being completely covered in blood, and a spear sticking out of it's side.

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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:12 am

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Post by gyre » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:24 am

I saw a FIRE DANGER sign that appeared to be standard for tanks.
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Post by Bounce530 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:48 am

here it is:

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:05 pm

C.f.M. you have an adorable child. I knew you had it in you.

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Post by C.f.M. » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:12 pm

[quote="Ugly Dougly"]C.f.M. you have an adorable child. I knew you had it in you.

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Yeah, and it was a mess to get out.

A tasty, tasty mess...

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Post by Biff the Paperboy » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:22 am

Saw it first years ago (maybe 2001 or 02)

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Post by Mister Satan » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:06 am

I wish that I could fit this on a bumper sticker!

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
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Post by ygmir » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:39 am

Mister Satan wrote:I wish that I could fit this on a bumper sticker!

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
How about:

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Post by TomServo » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:05 pm

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:39 am

If burners made Bumper stickers...

It would be sticky on both sides...

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