Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:39 am

I've been to a regional burn (Flipside) and when I was in military back in the Bronze Age I did a lot of desert camping. Sadly there were no boobies or bags of ice in those deserts. And I have been wanting to visit El Playa Blanca since I saw the November 1996 issue of WIRED. So 2010 will be the the year that I finally pop my dusty Playa Cherry.

Lucky for me my boss at the Primate Warfare Lab Gift Shop is a burner and offered to pull a few strings to get me some extra hours to pay for my journey home to the promise land. And most importantly he can arrange the time off for me to make the trip to the shining metropolis of Black Rock City.

I work in the motion picture industry when I can. And work another job when I have to. I like playing with cameras and I am into performance art cooking.

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Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:41 am

Oh.... I forgot! This is what I look like.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:52 am

we do indeed read the newbie posts.

Welcome eHome.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:35 am

I don't read 'em..........

But, welcome.

note:
if you don't get this message, let me know.

Post by **Sham** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:45 am

Wow Mister Satan, nice to meet you. I married your sister!

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:05 am

You are married to Mr. Michelle (lol)?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:09 am

"Freaked out by nudity?"
This is madness!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:37 am

Of course we read them.

How else are we suppose to know whats for dinner?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:52 am

Or who's future threads to ignore completely?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:15 am

You say you are into "Performance Art Cooking"....

You mean like frying bacon while naked?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:22 am

mojo wrote:You say you are into "Performance Art Cooking"....

You mean like frying bacon while naked?

Oh, I'm sure it's an Iron Chef thing.

Oh, I haven't read this either.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:26 am

mojo wrote:You say you are into "Performance Art Cooking"....

You mean like frying bacon while naked?

Safety third.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:51 pm

mojo wrote:You say you are into "Performance Art Cooking"....

You mean like frying bacon while naked?

He learned the hard way about that one...

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:09 pm

That's a birthmark Captain Smashy!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:39 pm

..you know, you can skip your virgin year entirely if you bring 3000 lbs of cooked bacon to certain camps...like Apokiliptika...just saying...

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:51 pm

A mere 1.5 tons of bacon? Maybe I could build an art car out of delicious pig flesh?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:13 pm

Mmmmmmm.... we will join you..........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:42 pm

Maybe I could build an art car out of delicious pig flesh?

park it REAL CLOSE the temple on sunday night...it'll make the car all kosher and shit, and the thought of the rich aroma of bacon, wafting thru the quiet, thoughtful masses as they contemplate their lost loved ones is just so wrong, it's right.

don't dream it, cook it.

welcome home, you can do all the nudity you want...just keep your toes covered, please.

thank you in advance.

Dr Jet Sinister · Post by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:24 pm

I'm looking forward to having you join our debauchery.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:51 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Maybe I could build an art car out of delicious pig flesh?

park it REAL CLOSE the temple on sunday night...it'll make the car all kosher and shit, and the thought of the rich aroma of bacon, wafting thru the quiet, thoughtful masses as they contemplate their lost loved ones is just so wrong, it's right.

don't dream it, cook it.

welcome home, you can do all the nudity you want...just keep your toes covered, please.

thank you in advance.

2:00 on applies best.......

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:00 pm

you are going to burn in new jerse, oops, i mean HELL for that...

i told you regis philbin was the devil.....nobody listens to me until its too late....

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:05 pm

can we PLEASE get a playa version of that show?

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:08 am

New Jersey is just myth that Sunday school teachers use to scare children.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:37 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:.....nobody listens to me until its too late....

Sorry about that, Cassandra. I'll pay attention next time, I promise.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:38 am

I don't read anybody's posts. I would never dream of discriminating against the stupid noob virgins.

Now you've got me wondering how much memorial bacon we would need to leave at the temple to flavor the burn.

shroom · Post by **shroom** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:24 pm

I hope everyone reads the newbie posts!

Hi from another newbie!

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:26 pm

Greetings Herr Shroom

Welcome to the snake pit.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:52 pm

[youtube][/youtube]

welcome

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:27 pm

There are some eight species of badger.
Badgers are larger than frogs.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:04 pm

I used to be really good about reading every newbie post and welcoming people. Iâ€™ve been a slacker lately.

So... Welcome!! Glad you're finally making it to the desert.

Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?

Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?

Welcome fellow Raider!