Reno Mayor "Embarrassed" By Proposed Tourist Sloga

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:28 pm

The Mayor of Reno didnâ€™t like the townâ€™s proposed new slogan, "A Little West of Center," so it was tossed out. What slogan would you give to Reno?

Iâ€™ll go firstâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..

â€œReno, The Gate to the Burning Manâ€

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:29 pm

"THe buggerest little city".

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:48 pm

Reno, Halfway between Salt Lake and drowning in the ocean !!

or

Reno: More Buffets than Seatttle !!

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:53 pm

Reno, The Biggest Little Closet in the World.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:20 pm

Truckee meadows, where the Truckee river goes.....not to the sea

Jiva · Post by **Jiva** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:27 pm

Reno: Bedbugs A-Plenty!

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:00 pm

Reno: Funnier Than Vegas.

Reno: OK, So We're Not Vegas.

Reno: Gateway to the Playa.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:00 pm

The previous mayor actually approved this slogan back in the 90's: "Reno Reno - Twice As Friendly". What shlock.

Here's mine that pisses off the purists:

"Reno: Gateway To Sparks"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:01 pm

Reno:
only a flush from Truckee............

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:06 pm

Reno: The new california

I want to know whats wrong with "The Biggest Little City"

Sparks recently changed its slogan from the masculin sounding "The Rail City" to the f..kin fag sounding "The Fesssttivvle City." There is even talk of changing Victorian Square to Fesssttivvle Square (I guess the trains will be going) and the Sparks Marina to Celabration Lake Park.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:37 pm

"Reno....home of The Reasonably priced Meth"

"What happens in Reno is usually Blocked out by psychological avoidance mechanisms"

"RENO....where the men are men and the women can beat them up"

"RENO....at least it's not Wiinnemucca"

"RENO IS FOR LOVERS WHO GOT KICKED OUT OF VIRGINIA"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:41 pm

*waiting......waiting...........*

c'mon, someone.............

*noting straight line floating down the stream*

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:47 pm

Reno: not the armpit of America

Like Battle Mountain was dubbed

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:47 pm

Thecatman wrote: to the f..kin fag sounding

So what kind of idiot is too prissy to say "fucking" but still has that utterly offensive word in his vocabulary?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:09 pm

Are we assuming it was being used as a perjorative? I read it to mean "stylish."

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:25 pm

Reno: "Where the slots are loose and so are the women!"

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:40 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Thecatman wrote: to the f..kin fag sounding
So what kind of idiot is too prissy to say "fucking" but still has that utterly offensive word in his vocabulary?

Heh Heh Heh

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:49 pm

Reno: It's still Nevada.

oscillator · Post by **oscillator** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:51 pm

"Reno is the new Black."

Ok I know that is lame.

"Remo is the new SF."

Umm, no. <racks brain>

Wait wait: "Reno, Who Knew???"

<L>

Uurg, uh. Well I'll get back to you on this.

\\osc

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:06 am

"EXTREME RENO-VATION"

SonOfUgly · Post by **SonOfUgly** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:36 am

Reno: the hookers are 1/2 price and 2x as wide

golgotha-a-go-go · Post by **golgotha-a-go-go** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:29 am

I cannot take credit for what I am about to post as I heard it at a stand-up comedy act. Also, apologies to all of the "special" individuals out there.

"Reno: Vegas' Retarded Little Sister."

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:03 am

RENO: A GREAT place to get evaporated!

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:09 am

Thecatman wrote:Reno: The new california

I want to know whats wrong with "The Biggest Little City"

Sparks recently changed its slogan from the masculin sounding "The Rail City" to the f..kin fag sounding "The Fesssttivvle City." There is even talk of changing Victorian Square to Fesssttivvle Square (I guess the trains will be going) and the Sparks Marina to Celabration Lake Park.

Hmmmm.....a bit insensitive, wouldn't you say? Unless you are a fag, that is.

JK

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:29 pm

RENO: Midway between San Francisco and Salt Lake City.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:38 pm

Perhaps the word dainty would have been better as opposed to fag since the word fag seems to be offending some and evidently not "politicly correct?"

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:51 pm

Reno - A place where toothless strippers and worn out prostitutes go to die! (shamelessly stolen from UrbanDictionary.com

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Reno - At least we're not Ferntucky!

Reno - Eastern California

Mister, I love this one; "Reno: Gateway To Sparks". I grew up in Sparks, funny to explain it's whereabouts to the east coast relatives...the same ones that think we eat buffets at the Bellagio every Sunday. ::sigh::

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:58 pm

Buffets? Haven't eaten at one since last night. The $7.77 local special at the GSR.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:19 pm

That is one big waiting line of baseball caps and capri pants with floral prints.

* shudders *

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:04 pm

Like having a rash but not as much fun.