Reno Mayor "Embarrassed" By Proposed Tourist Sloga

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:18 pm

Fesssttivvle really? sounds like a word Snoop Doggy Dog invented. "Let's take a word we mean to say, spell it in a weird new way. Isn't that creative? I move that before the city council votes on this one, crack hits all around the room. Does everyone have their two can beer hat on? Anybody second the motion?"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:39 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Like having a rash but not as much fun.

This one is nice.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:42 pm

alright, since no one else has bothered to do it, i will...

in 1998 there was a theme village called DRANO that burned during the great tiki torch incident.

their slogan was of course....

"the biggest little shitty on earth!"

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:57 pm

reno .....

is it free? no...
lots to see? no...
something for me? no ...

hee ... too bad it isn't re-yes

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:13 pm

what the hell do we know?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:49 am

R E N O !!!

actually, i'll admit it here first....i kinda like reno.

it's one of those vortex of weirdness locations you read about in old comic books.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:56 am

Reno:

get married here and you won't be brother and sister anymore........

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:03 am

This weekend you could name it...

Reno - a little west of Sturgis

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:26 am

The fireworks off of Circus Circus were awesome last night, regardless.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:38 am

i suppose any city would get snarky answers on such a thread ... we could suggest my fair city (los angeles), but i think we've heard them all already.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:55 pm

Have a giant roadside billboard along either side of I-80 inside the city limits that'd say "If You Lived Here You'd Be In Hell By Now."

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:57 pm

Or...."Reno, It Isn't Just for Compulsive Gamblers and Chronic Alcoholics Anymore"

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:59 pm

Or "Reno: Don't Bet On Us."

or "Reno: Now Featuring Indoor Plumbing."

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:37 pm

There is the classic

"Reno-- so close to hell, you can see Sparks from here"

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:49 pm

Not really a stab at Reno but Nevada and our lovely house majority leader...I saw this bumper sticker on a truck yesterday that read.....

"YANK MY HARRY REID"

Playa Tom · Post by **Playa Tom** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:53 pm

Reno, Wherever You Came From Is Worse

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:44 am

RENO: Bigger than Burningman, but not better.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:13 am

"What happens in Reno will follow you home like a metaphorically mixed puppydog/albatross."

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:59 pm

You need to edit that down a little bit.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:12 pm

"whatever happens in Reno will follow you home like a toothless crack whore!!"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:14 pm

there's no cure for Reno

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:44 pm

Reno, no known cure...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:03 am

no: you'll know no Reno, until, you know, you know Reno

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:29 am

My nose knows Reno no-no's.

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:01 pm

reno: en route to your actual destination

Troy Van Berry · Post by **Troy Van Berry** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:14 pm

Reno,
Destination of playa trash.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:18 pm

Reno, last gas for 300 miles.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:25 pm

"Reno: Never will you see a more wretched hive of scum and villany. In fact, this probably isn't the town you are looking for."

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:19 am

Reno: Classier Than Vegas
(And not nearly as mobbed up)

Jiva · Post by **Jiva** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:11 am

Reno: because apparently you missed the first 'no'.

Reno Mayor "Embarrassed" By Proposed Tourist Sloga

Reno....