The Bar

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:02 pm

stretches and yawns...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:18 pm

Sips.... then slips away again into the darkness

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:50 pm

hey Risky.......how's it going?
Mozy,,,,,,,they erased the nice cigar I set out for you....dang..........

anyone around?

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:56 pm

Did you see that??? Hey did anyone see that??

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:03 pm

see what?.......

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:06 pm

uh... nothing I guess...

*dog turns around real quick* hmm.. I coulda sworn....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:12 pm

you mean the wisp of smoke........the ethereal form of an "absent" member...........
wafting through, as though he were actually here.....in all his resplendent garb and impish ways?................

nope, didn't see it either.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:17 pm

just got a call from deb....she's approaching rochester, and will soon be the second e-playan to see my secret lair(s).

fciron has seen the bat-cave and will probably never be the same.

i will also be taking her to the ONLY bar in town, Lux Lounge and Social Club, 666 South Ave.

seems apropos.

the virtual bar is fun, but the real thing is funnerer.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:19 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:just got a call from deb....she's approaching rochester, and will soon be the second e-playan to see my secret lair(s).

fciron has seen the bat-cave and will probably never be the same.

i will also be taking her to the ONLY bar in town, Lux Lounge and Social Club, 666 South Ave.

seems apropos.

the virtual bar is fun, but the real thing is funnerer.

I envy the fun you two will be having...........have "one"for me..........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:22 pm

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
goathead wrote:its cool outside, why would I want to go for a dip right now?
Many perfectly sane goats like to cover themselves with ranch dressing so that they have something readily available to take the taste of poison oak out of their mouths.
that's a bold assumption, Fishy..............

are ya here for breakfast, or, a drink?

A nightcap, I think.

And there's no reason that insane goats can't imitate sane goats. In fact, it may be a good disguise.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:26 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Many perfectly sane goats like to cover themselves with ranch dressing so that they have something readily available to take the taste of poison oak out of their mouths.
that's a bold assumption, Fishy..............

are ya here for breakfast, or, a drink?
A nightcap, I think.

And there's no reason that insane goats can't imitate sane goats. In fact, it may be a good disguise.

name your poison:

true, although, I'm told it's easier for a sane goat to act insane, than, the opposite.....I extrapolate that info from a Star Trek episode...........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:37 pm

two goats are better than one.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:39 pm

so true....Julie knows.........

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bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:02 pm

Have fun with Deb, Simon! Be gentle...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:33 am

she's on her way to woodstock, and i'll have you know, i am a gentleman.

why do people always think the worst of me?

because they believe in gossip and rumor instead of verifying facts for themselves.

I may be as crazy as a Loon, but i am an Honorable, Decent Loon.

i just look scary as hell.

I'm sure Deb will confirm this to be true, you cannot judge a book by it's cover, and I am not so easily labeled or catergorized.

Nor am i the Lothario that everyone would like to live vicariously thru.

i just enjoy keeping the company of beautiful women.

so shoot me.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:54 am

*wandering in*

Hey, anyone up yet?

*finds dusty Fembot remote, select "MR1" from menu*

aahh. it's nice to have Fembot going again........thanks again Pinemom.

I'll head for the HOLE and wait for coffee.........

*passes Freddy Mercury blowup doll, noting new outfit, and, groucho glasses*

Hhhmmm, now, who's been playing dressup with the doll?

A tune?

*strokes Juke*

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:51 am

Pulls an album from the sleeve. Sets on turn table. Sets the needle to groove~~~~>>
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... then slips away again into the darkness

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:12 am

*noting the vacuous, vaporous, wisp of a shadow passing through the bar*
*perhaps, more like a woodland nymph, in shape and movement*
*a barely audible tune plays during the appearance*

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*sets out "cookies for santa"*

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:53 am

Finally arrived at my host's home near Woodstock.

I will strenuously confirm Simon's gentlemanly hosting skills. He was certain to give me a tour of Batcave 1 and 2! The two most interesting places I've ever been in. I would love to move to Rochester to help him with his projects - Simon's building is at the centre of the ArtWalk area. And he is a supporter and encourager of all creative endeavours in Rochester. I'm so thoroughly impressed by the work he does.

Also Aydin was nearby so we shared the Canadian brew I had brought and looked at all of his art.

I'll report further later - my host is anxious to feed me. Later folks.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:26 pm

WOW

There is sunlight outside....
Amazing.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:34 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:she's on her way to woodstock, and i'll have you know, i am a gentleman.

Very gentleman-like. Held the doors open, gave a very good tour of the complex - a former industrial place with a main floor retail full of shops, galleries, etc. and then work-live studios in other parts of the building. Simon has the entire basement to create a workshop and living quarters. Several thousand square feet and lots of good left over cool industrial stuff.

why do people always think the worst of me?

because they believe in gossip and rumor instead of verifying facts for themselves.

No, no Simon it's not the rumor mill, it's because you tower over them, Simon. People are always thinking the worst of the very tall.

I may be as crazy as a Loon, but i am an Honorable, Decent Loon.

I can confirm that Simon is an honorable and decent loon. Lovable and soft on the inside too - you know, like the burnt marshmallow that was cooked to quickly!

i just look scary as hell.

No scarier than most. I still thinks its your height that is a bother for some people. And it's their problem not yours.

I'm sure Deb will confirm this to be true, you cannot judge a book by it's cover, and I am not so easily labeled or catergorized.

Not easily categorized except to say that Simon has vast knowledge about many subjects some of which might be considered unsavoury by the weak-minded or mediocre.

Nor am i the Lothario that everyone would like to live vicariously thru.

Definitely not Lothario. I enjoyed our conversation immensely. Oh and one clarification, Kunstler isn't going to be at Woodstock except in ghost form - it's his two daughters Emily and Sarah who are presenting the film about Kunstler's life.

i just enjoy keeping the company of beautiful women.

so shoot me.

aw shucks, I'm working on living up to that! Someday.

Oh and put your guns away, folks. BM needs people like Simon and so does Rochester. He makes stuff happen in both places.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:39 pm

Ygmir, I'll add carrots and apples for Santa's reindeer.

Does Santa visit the bar?

Or is that Mozy sneaking down the chimney?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:20 pm

stop that...you're lucky you caught me after my weekly electro shock therapy treatments.

i'm glad to see you made it alright deb, disregard text and voice mail asking if you had.

c'mon, at least tell them i'm a little scary, otherwise my whole schtick wont work as well.

and thank you for the beer, we will be drinking it later this evening as we do the thing we do.

what's that you ask?

the same thing we do every night....plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

feel free to stop by on your way back, we'll be testing our new genetically modified disease on unsuspecting normals...Bacon Flu.

one whiff, and they abandon all hopes of ever going back to the way they were.

those infected so far have shown 100% resistance to all defaultia germs, including mutant hippy strains, and now can live in an environment as dusty as a used vacuum cleaner bag.

i of course, tested it first, on myself.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:21 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote: so shoot me.

or cover you with toppings and serve you for dessert?

Hmmmmm

Baked Simon....

Could drive the Hotties wild...

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:20 pm

Just make sure he's baked all the way.

Take him halfway again and who knows what'll happen? socks flying out of the drawers, projects taking on a life of their own

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:25 pm

projects taking on a life of their own

not only have i parsed the hard storage to squishy-computer interface, but the whole manifestation sleight of hand is surprisingly powerful as well.

the Rabbi Loeb would be proud.

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:41 pm

Deb Prothero wrote:Ygmir, I'll add carrots and apples for Santa's reindeer.

Does Santa visit the bar?

Or is that Mozy sneaking down the chimney?

There's no need to fear!

Santa Claus is here!

Oh wait, that's a different guy.

OK, so normally I crash through the door, leap across the bar, grab something good off the bar, chug it and go. Maybe I need a do-over

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:55 pm

........................................HEY!!!!!

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:10 pm

Lean, red clad stranger, slips out of the bar, then bounds into the bar, dives over the bar and smacks his head on the floor, fumbles around, grabs the bottle of Lagavulin off of the lower shelf, and drinks most of it. He dives back over the bar, and bounds back out of the bar, laughing....

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:31 pm

(CLARK leisurily slips into) SNap-- new days off now (Monday & Tuesday) up at the radiostation playing some tunes. (slurps some coffee). Any one up for a song requests or storytelling

P.S.--coffee's hot