Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:29 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:you cannot blame texas for JFK's death.

Speaking of JFK there is a really cool bar in Dallas called Lee Harvey's.
http://leeharveys.com/pages/props.html

And for the record President Kennedy was killed in Texas by a left wing extremist from New Orleans. If Lee Harvey had been a native Texan he would have never used such an unfashionable firearm to kill a US president. It would be like using a plastic knife and fork while dining at Commander's Palace.

So you can blame at least one non-native Texan for JFKs death. Assuming that the worst marksman that Marine Corp ever produced was able to hit a moving target with a defective, mail order, WWII surplus rifle.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:19 pm

We tried like hell to get you to kick us into orbit at BM06. Our theme camp was called LabwÃ«rks and this, dear friends, was our song:

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:26 pm

NASA

New Age Space Apes.

here, try some freeze dried bananas.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:32 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:NASA

New Age Space Apes.

here, try some freeze dried bananas.

Need
Another
Seven
Astronauts

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:04 pm

Camp Werner Von Braun.

"in space, no one can hear the jews scream."

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:05 pm

or the pizzas........

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:11 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:We tried like hell to get you to kick us into orbit at BM06. Our theme camp was called LabwÃ«rks and this, dear friends, was our song:

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Oh the memories, the glory, the Doom,...

But I would like to reiterate, the sightless girl and her little dogs injuries that were supposedly sustained by our creation of the Black Rock Desert were greatly over exaggerated . Lab Werks scientists have proven dogs of that particular breed usually have one of their hind legs fall off when they reach that age, ....

The city of the Future,... could it be â€œ Metropolisâ€

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:02 pm

Yah... EIN SHPACE!

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:57 pm

Personally I think that the Swiss should be banned. One moment they are showing off their watches and seducing you with fine chocolates. Then without warning they whip out their little red knives. In a flash they can whittle a man to death. Or worse they can pull out your spleen with the corkscrew!

Neutrality is just a four syllable word for EVIL!

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:51 pm

Mister Satan wrote:Personally I think that the Swiss should be banned. One moment they are showing off their watches and seducing you with fine chocolates. Then without warning they whip out their little red knives. In a flash they can whittle a man to death. Or worse they can pull out your spleen with the corkscrew!

Neutrality is just a four syllable word for EVIL!

Enough said! The Swiss are evil. Now excuse me, while I clean up the beer that just shot out of my nose.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:54 pm

Oh...and my girlfriend, who's very Irish says "the Irish saved mankind from sobriety."

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:23 pm

hey, i went to school in switzerland, and they are not evil, just amoral.

money talks, bullshit gets deported.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:41 pm

Finishing school? So that's where you got that nice curtsy and ease with small talk.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:55 pm

Finishing school? So that's where you got that nice curtsy and ease with small talk.

no, it wasn't le rosey, though i have visited there.

it was a quaint little out of the way american college, now defunct and disappeared, swallowed whole by a lesser, but better funded institution down the road.

3000 meters up, in the middle of fondue-land, the french sector.

and we were by no means, a finishing school by anyone's measure, although we did have our share of debutantes.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:16 pm

And your share of Alpine skiing, I suppose.

Sorry, but I much prefer the image of your pouring tea just so.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:12 pm

And your share of Alpine skiing, I suppose.

i Majored in it.

we had a great curriculum. minored in debutantes and Old Money.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:53 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:And your share of Alpine skiing, I suppose.

Sorry, but I much prefer the image of your pouring tea just so.

Hmmm, I picture him doing body shots at the Booby Bar more easily.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:59 pm

goathead wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:And your share of Alpine skiing, I suppose.

Sorry, but I much prefer the image of your pouring tea just so.
Hmmm, I picture him doing body shots at the Booby Bar more easily.

Oh, that finishing school.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:02 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
goathead wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:And your share of Alpine skiing, I suppose.

Sorry, but I much prefer the image of your pouring tea just so.
Hmmm, I picture him doing body shots at the Booby Bar more easily.
Oh, that finishing school.

I think he means the school at the northern end of the Baltic sea

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:03 pm

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
goathead wrote: Hmmm, I picture him doing body shots at the Booby Bar more easily.
Oh, that finishing school.
I think he means the school at the northern end of the Baltic sea

You mean the Herring School?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:45 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Oh, that finishing school.
I think he means the school at the northern end of the Baltic sea
You mean the Herring School?

Hearing School?
I suppose all the Thump, Thump at Root would take it's toll after awhile.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:53 pm

I think he's ok with sound and fish..........but, perhaps, it's all about his "fur"......?........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:06 pm

What's it have to do with Germans?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:12 pm

i have no idea what you are talking about, so lets get back to the Germans.

I dated a Goering while i was in switzerland.

yes, THAT Goering.

pretty hot, huh.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:59 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i have no idea what you are talking about, so lets get back to the Germans.

I dated a Goering while i was in switzerland.

yes, THAT Goering.

pretty hot, huh.

If you like overfed, speed-addled, self-aggrandizing, moral idiots you could hardly do better.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:03 pm

come to think of it, she WAS a little bossy.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:08 pm

Was she an art thief, too?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:33 pm

could she bake?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:44 pm

Was she an art thief, too?

um, i didn't check the provenance on the pieces.

in hindsight, i suppose i could have asked where she got the trunk full of gold fillings from, but i figured it was best not to...

i was young, and as i still am, very polite.

the whole hot blonde with her own pimped out chalet and multiple cars in the garage thing really did it for me back then.

now i feel like a slut.....damn you, crypto, i feel tawdry, and so, so....

L.A.

like a young harry hamlin, stickin' it to dinah shore so he could be a star.

i have to go take a shower now.....excuse me.

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:12 pm

Did some same I feel soooooooo LA LOL

Okay Then.......

can't wait to so ya in Smellllll A maybe we can see my boyzzzzzzzz play before I do a in LA............

Summer time and the living eaiseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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