Moon Landing

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:07 pm

The usa is about to attack the moon.
It's all about producing fancy bottled water for people tired of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Water' and Evian.
Soon people in L.A. will drink nothing but Moon Water.

If you have a big enough telescope, you might see it.
7:31 a.m. EDT/4:31 a.m. PDT
Friday Oct. 9
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LCROS ... index.html
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html
http://www.news-press.com/article/20091 ... 1002/RSS01

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:05 am

I hope that craft does not crash!

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:09 am

The water's actually not that expensive...but the delivery charge will break you.

JK

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:17 am

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Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:16 pm

SERIOUSLY?!?!? at what point do we STOP blowing shit up !!??

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:22 pm

now THATS my kinda art project.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:30 am

Impact at 4:31 PDT

Post by **Sham** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:52 am

Now I hear that there's a new restaurant planned for the moon. It will be called, "Great Food, No Atmosphere"!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:11 am

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:48 am

Nice pic Ygmir. Obviously our accuracy is improving.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:48 am

Sweet.

Now he also is a "one-eye"

d6 · Post by d6 » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:09 pm

i just enlisted into the space army on the promise of being a part of "Operation Blow-up Moon"

is it possible i've been lied to?
can i keep the flask?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:34 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Sweet.

Now he also is a "one-eye"

well, really OED.......aren't all moons "one eyed".............brown eyed, that is............

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:38 pm

d6 wrote:i just enlisted into the space army on the promise of being a part of "Operation Blow-up Moon"

is it possible i've been lied to?
can i keep the flask?

well, you must then have the illudium pew (or Q)-36 explosive space modulator...........

d6 · Post by d6 » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:13 pm

"illudium q-36 explosive space modulator"

it's my most prized-possession.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:21 pm

so, is K-9 a companion, then?............

d6 · Post by d6 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:17 am

no one must ever know our true identity.............

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:55 am

your secret is safe......

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:17 pm

you know what cracks me up about this shit....i'll tell you...

if you we're one of those tin-foil baseball cap, whacked out x-file conspiracy freaks, you would look at this and say to yourself, "Gosh, if i was going to fake a cosmic calamity, like say, an asteroid, would'nt i first A. cut off the funding to see if one is coming, and B. Test it out first on something small, like, i dunno, the moon or something"...

thats if you were crazy, and thought that a false flag operation on a global scale to alleviate the impending collapse of the financial and social structure of the planet was actually being thought about, let alone tested...

add in some world-wide hysteria about a dooms-day calender, and a general zeitgeist that indeed, this just might be the end that everyone is talking about and you have one helluva good show, dontcha think?

talk about a Good Joke...

i'm peeing in my pants laughing about it right now.

yep.

real funny.

Snowah Zark · Post by **Snowah Zark** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:22 pm

adam link · Post by **adam link** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:48 pm

best of all is the inability to access photos of the actual explosion and impact site.

i bet they find what they are looking for...just a guess, mind you.

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:33 pm

http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/WAV ... ouston.wav

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:42 pm

"let 'em eat cheese".........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:43 pm

dearest Liz:

your link is sucky....................

sincerely,

Ygmir, the cunning linguist............

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:06 pm

fixed.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:04 pm

this one is for the Rocketman. To the skies!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons

[youtube][/youtube]

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:20 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:this one is for the Rocketman. To the skies!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons

[youtube][/youtube]

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nice..........of course, before clicking, I thought it was for Elton John..........

Snowah Zark · Post by **Snowah Zark** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:39 am

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:51 am

to late, stupid human.........

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:27 pm

I loved that old campy soft porn vrsion, " Flesh Gordon." That would make a fine theme camp, or dome idea for decoration.