Romantic Notions

toaster · Post by **toaster** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:35 pm

This was my virgin year. It was amazing. I went with all my expectation in reserve, except some idealism about meeting someone for a magical connection. Oh, I got a couple magical connections okay, but short term - baby!

To Bjorn from somewhere in the world, damn sexy man.

To Alex the hotty too-hotty I met on 8:30 wandering late into the night

To Bobby, the adorable music major from Santa Cruz... yummers x 10

Did you find romance - or was it sex sex sex? Would you believe I had no idea there would be some much sexually focused people out there? I am so naive. ha ha ha

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:56 am

Ahhhhhhhh romantic notions ohhhhh time to get out BOB! thats my battery operated boyfriend! LOL

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:11 am

to the hottie on the art car... wish I would have made out with you and then your boyfriend would have a real reason to be mad-

to the my cuddle buddy on the Purple Palace- thanks for keepin' me warm!

SteveOOooooooooo it's not thursday yet!

To the Happy Hour BOYzzzzzzzzzzzz I love YOu ALLL and all your hot girlfriends and - We should have an orgy! LOL

Wooooooeeeeeeeee Hottttie that knows how to kisssss can't wait to Fuck YOU!

Sorry I didn't follow thur with ya Sexy Girl!

SKY DIVE!

Thank YOu for allllllll your wonderful thoughts and kisses!

Allllll kinds of Romantic Notions!

'cause YOUR ALL soooooooo HOT!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:32 am

If you need to go to the desert to find romance....

...then you really need to get out more....

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:02 am

I had secret, unacknowledged hopes of meeting Someone...I didn't even met anyone, hardly.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:03 am

perverts.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:22 am

Wooooooeeeeeeeee Hottttie that knows how to kisssss can't wait to Fuck YOU!

which hottie are you referring too?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:47 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Wooooooeeeeeeeee Hottttie that knows how to kisssss can't wait to Fuck YOU!

which hottie are you referring too?

You're not still going on about "Fraulein" Goering, are you, Simon?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:06 pm

no of course not...

but a bigger question lingers....Could this be part of a PATTERN?

i would rather not delve into the metaphysical implications of this epigenetic factor.

it's too weird.

instead, i will continue to pretend it is random chaos, or fate, or destiny, possibly destiny's child that drives my libido.

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Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:21 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Wooooooeeeeeeeee Hottttie that knows how to kisssss can't wait to Fuck YOU!

which hottie are you referring too?

I don't kiss and tell!

Ya never know who is reading...

But if they can kiss like that I'm sure they know how to do plenty of FUN things!

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:32 pm

I kiss and tell!!!!

Thank you playa boyfriend...you were amazing!!! Thank you for breaking your no sex on the playa rule, because you [b]rocked[/b] this little playa virgins world! Everyone who says fucking someone in your camp is a bad idea is just jaded!!!

Anyway...maybe it was just playa magic....but I am seeing him in less than two weeks. We'll find out then!!!!!!! :D

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:46 am

yes barbie, you never can tell who is reading these boards.

i would not want anyone to know that i was completely chaste and did not even LOOK at any women while i was there because i would be embarrassed.

yes...totally a good boy, never touched the stuff the whole week.

i swear.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:55 am

swear or sweat?................

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:10 am

sweat is what runs down my ass cheeks as i attempt to cover them.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:12 am

maybe after a few more posts, this thread will move on to another page.

one can only hope.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:13 am

yes.....we're getting there.

almost down to the end of the page...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:16 am

dammit.....stupid e-playa....c'mon......next page....

then i can go back to work.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:17 am

fucking A.....flip over already....

that should do it.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:18 am

this is really pissing me off.

what happens on the playa is supposed to stay on the playa

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:19 am

WTF?

i will turn this page if it kills me.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:20 am

alright....this time i'm not fucking around...

now flip, dammit!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:21 am

shit....i'm doomed.

eplaya....it can be considered as evidence.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:23 am

well then, i'll just have to smash every computer in rochester.

maybe buffalo too.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:23 am

Simon:
careful about the "ass crack sweat, flip over, turning page" comments........they may be taken out of context and used in a quote at some point.........

this would be so good to have on the top of the next page.........haahaha

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:25 am

dang, just trying to help............if this makes the t.o.p., no one look at the last page.......I was just teasing.......

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:26 am

just turn the page already dammit...

i can deal with the e-playans sexual innuendos quite easily.....i've already told everyone you're a bunch of sex-addled meth heads with a very loose grasp on reality.

works every time.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:27 am

alright....i give up....

she wont read this shit anyway......hopefully......fuck it, gonna smash the computers just to be safe.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:28 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:just turn the page already dammit...

i can deal with the e-playans sexual innuendos quite easily.....i've already told everyone you're a bunch of sex-addled meth heads with a very loose grasp on reality.

works every time.

well, except for those of us from CA..........us Westies are all natural..........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:29 am

Light a ciggerette...maybe that will work?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:30 am

nope....damn!

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