Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:15 pm

What ssssssssssoooooorrrrryyyyyyy I was feeling all LA and couldn't get it out right....................

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:15 pm

What ssssssssssoooooorrrrryyyyyyy I was feeling all LA and couldn't get it out right....................

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:48 am

Barbie wrote:What ssssssssssoooooorrrrryyyyyyy I was feeling all LA and couldn't get it out right....................

Klaus Barbie?

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:50 pm

As long as the Germans remain interred with the other Hasslehoff Heads and disco eurotrash sparkle ponies at Camp Bacon Strip I have no problem with their presence on the playa. In fact I will be more than happy to gift any Germans wandering near Raider Camp with a recyclable module of delicious Shiner Bock.

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Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:09 am

Every person with german ancestry, get's in free with 5 full kegs of imported beer!

That include me as well!

so there! Lighten Up!

AIIZ

Mister Satan · Post by **Mister Satan** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:21 am

Bier ist gut!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:35 am

Ich liebe Eurotrash! I watched it all the time.

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IMMER!

Aber, denn komme ich zuruck nach US, und meine Freunden singen:

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:32 am

i am a Euro-TrashMan...

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can we get a "Whoop Whoop"?

they're so cute when they're all whacked on "E"....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:12 am

Every person with german ancestry, get's in free with 5 full kegs of imported beer!

That include me as well!

so there! Lighten Up!

oh god, another product of some ill-fated union between german sex tourists and little hairy greek monkeys on the island of mykonos.

fritz with a mono-brow...

sauerbraten with feta.

i have to go throw up now.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:40 pm

OK Simon cool it before you start marching people into the gas chambers- a product of national inbreeding.

So which Neo Nazi group are you affiliated with?

I never tell anyone of our past nationality with the Germans because, well you know.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:47 pm

case in point.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:52 pm

Hey, I even dropped the Italian Nationalism because again, you know.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:53 pm

Two of the most, well you know

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:58 pm

it's ok, a to zip, i understand...

let your inner fascist out, you know you want to, you were born with it, don't deny your true feelings of self-superiority...

c'mon little hitler, c'mon out and play.

i'll even find you an Eva with a strap on, if that's what floats your u-boat...

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:58 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:case in point.

Actually, I hear most german sex tourists go to africa, well you know

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:06 pm

wait, let me guess...

la la la hitler was a jew....la la la hitler was a gay jew.....la la la hitler's grandmother fucked gay jews while hitler watched, and this is why he hates the french so much....la la la la....

thank god they cant shoot people for being redundant, you'd be dead by now many times over.

you are as predictable as wink martindale, but not nearly as well groomed.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:20 pm

So how does a person be both of two different nationalities and 100 percent each?

Well you know

Oh shit, I got to go. Opening night exhibtion reception.

You be a good boy Simon!

See you all later

AIIZ

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:32 pm

Oh shit, I got to go. Opening night exhibtion reception.

let me guess...

interpretive modern dance troupe. i can smell the spandex.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:55 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Oh shit, I got to go. Opening night exhibtion reception.

let me guess...

interpretive modern dance troupe. i can smell the spandex.

I wish it was that exciting!

It was a blowout!

Whole event of which my art exhibition was one of, was a promotional failure! The city merchants received a grant and now it seems the Promotion company pocketed the money with doing the necessary advertising.The person involved in promoting my particular event failed to update the organization's website and send out the email announcements! A total screw up!

At least she did get it in the newspaper!

Hope you had better success working on what ever?

AIIZ

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:11 pm

Hope you had better success working on what ever?

there is always work to be done....duh.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/comforteagle

barnaclelapse · Post by **barnaclelapse** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:03 pm

Are half-French-Canadians okay?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:07 pm

do you mean half french, and, half candian, or, half french/canadian, and, half something else........

the percent french and/or canadian does matter............we gotta know what music to play in case you get out of hand and we need you to submit/surrender.........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:19 pm

ygmir wrote:do you mean half french, and, half candian, or, half french/canadian, and, half something else........

the percent french and/or canadian does matter............we gotta know what music to play in case you get out of hand and we need you to submit/surrender.........

you might want to note the title of the thread you are posting to, yg ...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:29 pm

littleflower wrote:
ygmir wrote:do you mean half french, and, half candian, or, half french/canadian, and, half something else........

the percent french and/or canadian does matter............we gotta know what music to play in case you get out of hand and we need you to submit/surrender.........
you might want to note the title of the thread you are posting to, yg ...

*watching subtleties and left handed reference fly right over LF*..................

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:39 pm

no, no, no!!! you are speaking only of his non-german half ... i mean, that might be the recessive part of his genetic makeup, in which case surrender might be unlikely ... i think ... now i am confused. aren't you s'posed to be sick, or something???

barnaclelapse · Post by **barnaclelapse** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:41 pm

[quote="ygmir"]do you mean half french, and, half candian, or, half french/canadian, and, half something else........

the percent french and/or canadian does matter............we gotta know what music to play in case you get out of hand and we need you to submit/surrender.........[/quote]

Born in Canada, half-French, father from Quebec.

Does that help?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:52 pm

Do you have any Canadian in you?

Would you like some?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:14 pm

barnaclelapse wrote:
ygmir wrote:do you mean half french, and, half candian, or, half french/canadian, and, half something else........

the percent french and/or canadian does matter............we gotta know what music to play in case you get out of hand and we need you to submit/surrender.........
Born in Canada, half-French, father from Quebec.

Does that help?

A little.
We don't much like the cheese eating surrender monkeys and we find canada to be too "america lite." However, you're not a hippie and you're not a raver. Those are the bottom feeders in the burningman group identity hierarchy. If you hang around here long enough, you become an eplayan (if you're lucky, it's complicated) and then you are identified as such and the canadian and the french becomes almost irrelevant.

At least that was the consensus as far as I can remember it, which took place in the small boob at 2am, or maybe it was at bruno's. I do have faint memories of throwing up. Or was that even the eplayan policy meeting?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:59 pm

Banned... IN SHPACE!

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C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:43 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:We tried like hell to get you to kick us into orbit at BM06. Our theme camp was called LabwÃ«rks and this, dear friends, was our song:

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Deja vu.

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