Stand by for Scientific Breakthrough....
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I always hate it when I electrocute myself with the arc welder in the rain, but some of us accept a certain Responsibility to Science that shall not be shirked.
There are automobiles with left-hand-thread lug nuts on the left-side of the vehicle. And the left-side pedal -- and the left-side crank nuts -- on a bicycle is left-hand-thread.
I always took for granted that this was to prevent the Mechanism from dis-assembling itself in (more or less normal) service.
Then, a while back, when this idea of doctoring bicycles came up, I went out and looked at a bicycle. Best I could figure, the pedals would UN-screw themselves if the pedal bearings were to freeze up. So I "swore off the bottle" and kept this heretic suspicion to myself.
Above is a photo of a Dummy Pedal. It is a right-side pedal-shaft with a flat scrap of steel welded to it. After it cooled, I installed it HALF WAY in its old location. Then I turned the crank forward, expecting the pedal to finish installing itself.
The pedal UN-SCREWED ITSELF from the crank arm.
All we have to do is pin or weld a pedal, discretely, and we have Bait Bike Number Four.
I swear I have had cranks disassemble themselves when operating in reverse. Back to the bottle!
