Ayup! Hello from Manchester Monkeys!!! (UK that is......)

303jewels · Post by **303jewels** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:14 pm

-Have tea with the Queen
HOPE YOU GAVE HER MY REGARDS
-Eat some marmalade
THAT NEW STUFF FROM CHINA IS THE BOLLOCKS INNIT'
-Make some utterly witty high brow comments about foreign types
STEADY!!!!
-Randomly standing to attention shouting "Gawd bless d queen" while saluting the Union Jack and listening to the natioanl anthem and sticking a fork in my leg for fear that my stiff upper lip might quiver at the sheer majesty of it all...........
STICKING TRIPS UP YOUR BUM IS FAR MORE PLEASANT!!!!!! (IMHO)

So if im understanding this correctly.... Start saving now because its gonna cost a fuckload of money, drink mucho water, drink mucho tequila, take many drugs, rent an RV, run run RUUNNN for the hills when you encounter Roberto Dobbisano while sobbing and quaking like a limey MF???SOMETHING LIKE THAT.....NOTHING EXCEEDS LIKE EXCESS

No seriously Roberto, in the words of Rodney Dangerfield "Hey, you're alright....."[/quote] SAVE THAT COMMENT UNTILL YOU'VE SEEN HIM!!!!!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:55 am

i know roberto very well...

He's an asshole, don't ruin your burn by seeking him out.

you will be sorry, trust me, he's the very worst type of bastard you hopefully will never come across.

i hear he eats babies and shits out toddlers.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:32 am

He's a self-hating cockney, if you can't tell.

(And a liverpool supporter!!!!)

303jewels · Post by **303jewels** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:02 pm

At last....the final piece of this poxy puzzle.!!

Roberto Dobbisano supports Liverpool - what a cunt! (he'll understand) and drinks cheap bargain basement tea after a night out on crack!

GUTTED! ...I was looking forward to enjoying his company over a glass of port and a Bolivar!

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:42 pm

PORT?

don't they pour that over ice cream or something?