You Know You Work With Morons When…….

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Post by AntiM » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:18 pm

The dumb blond in the office who couldn't afford the patch to stop smoking, but was saving up to take her D boobs on her very slender frame to at least double-Ds. She already looked top-heavy. I would have been a tick more sympathetic if she didn't smoke while holding her baby. Or if her new hubby didn't have to spend hundreds to get old hubby's name off her ankle tatt. That's what he gace her for Christmas, new ink to cover the old ink. None of it pretty.

Or if she didn't play the Titanic soundtrack on continuous loop over the office sound system.

I still wake up screaming now and then.
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Post by gyre » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:34 pm

Pretty creepy.
Titanic?

I've seen more than a few people that were cuter before the implants, including at least one burner.
I don't get it.
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Post by Elorrum » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:54 pm

My sister turned me on to this excuse: It's a vision problem. I just can't see coming in to work today.
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Re: You Know You Work With Morons When…….

Post by ibdave » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:35 pm

[quote="flatlander13"]You know you work with morons when a guy you work with gets sick over the weekend, gets tested and is found positive for the Swine flu, and shows up for work Monday morning still sick because, “I have a lot of work to do.â€
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Post by Oldguy » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:41 pm

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Post by flatlander13 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:15 am

I work for a Biotech company.........The person in question works in Quality Assurance.

I often wonder if the people I work with are retarded or just assholes………………me; I give them all the benefit of the doubt………they’re RETARDED.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:43 am

flatlander13 wrote:I work for a Biotech company.........The person in question works in Quality Assurance.

I often wonder if the people I work with are retarded or just assholes………………me; I give them all the benefit of the doubt………they’re RETARDED.
Let me clue you in on this one thing, bub:
Quality Assurance people spend most of their days playing Minesweeper, but when they're not, they are engaged in looking for fauilts, seeking that which is WRONG in their little world. That's what they're good at, that's all they know how to do. So they spend the rest of their days searching for faults in the real world, much to the dismay of those about them.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:45 am

AntiM wrote:The dumb blond in the office who couldn't afford the patch to stop smoking, but was saving up to take her D boobs on her very slender frame to at least double-Ds. She already looked top-heavy. I would have been a tick more sympathetic if she didn't smoke while holding her baby. Or if her new hubby didn't have to spend hundreds to get old hubby's name off her ankle tatt. That's what he gace her for Christmas, new ink to cover the old ink. None of it pretty.

Or if she didn't play the Titanic soundtrack on continuous loop over the office sound system.

I still wake up screaming now and then.
Jeebus, you poor thing.
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Post by Fire_Moose » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:56 am

In regards to enhanced breasts....


Boob-a-lanterns. Hold a flashlight underneath or on the side of yer enhanced boobs and you have a glowing treat.
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Post by Sail Man » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:32 pm

Enhanced boobs involved in a car crash is not a pretty thing. Can you say, pop goes the weasel :lol:
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Post by geospyder » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:49 pm

Oink Oink - I got my swine flu vaccination today.
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Post by Fire_Moose » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:33 am

Bummer...now the nanobots the government put in you are going to be farking with yer insides.
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Post by Da Mule » Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:06 am

you know you work with morons when you think you're looking in a mirror but then you realize it's not a mirror, it's your coworker
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:49 am

Sail Man wrote:Enhanced boobs involved in a car crash is not a pretty thing. Can you say, pop goes the weasel :lol:
I don't know, I had one bimbo in my pickup one night, whose tits were so huge that the airbags on her side shut off automatically.
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oo my turn!

Post by Bluemandrew » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:55 pm

How about when you're trying to make a cup of coffee and the bosses father and a coworker are listening to Limbaugh intently and discussing Obama's non-citizenship and the impending socialist society...All while "MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!!!!" is scrolling through the screensaver behind them


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Post by gyre » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:16 pm

"I want Obama to fail."

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Post by Elorrum » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:41 pm

oh my, I just had a nasty flashback to years of working with talk radio junkies where Rush segued daily into Dr. Laura. I am so grateful that I don't have to listen to that vitriol any more. ::: shudders:::
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Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:34 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:At every place I have worked, there was always one person who was a real numb-nuts.

Except this place I am at right now.

Maybe I am that guy?
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:54 am

I would truly hate to have an open mind. Rush said that my brains would fall out if I did.
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Post by ygmir » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:07 am

luckily, Dougly, you're well entrenched in your left wing rut, so, no worries about an open mind...........

just be happy you have lots of brains, and, therefore, something to fall out.........

I'd be more like cracking a dried gourd...........but, I do rattle nicely when shaken.
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:59 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Sail Man wrote:Enhanced boobs involved in a car crash is not a pretty thing. Can you say, pop goes the weasel :lol:
I don't know, I had one bimbo in my pickup one night, whose tits were so huge that the airbags on her side shut off automatically.
Its hard to keep a straight face when the only injury to the sobbing stripper is a ruptured saline pack.

At least your bimbo had a spare airbag set in case of accident, or attack by a naughty barbarian :wink:
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