On-Playa treatment of newly shaved Pubes

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So, what is the best way to take care of the newly shaved jewels whilst on playa?

Poll ended at Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:48 pm

Grin and Bare it and/or them?
1
10%
Grin and Bare it and/or them?
1
10%
Daily spritzers with water and vinegar?
0
No votes
Daily spritzers with water and vinegar?
0
No votes
A liberal application of Bag Balm?
2
20%
A liberal application of Bag Balm?
2
20%
Daily trips to Human Carcass Wash with requests that they pay special attention "down there" ?
2
20%
Daily trips to Human Carcass Wash with requests that they pay special attention "down there" ?
2
20%
 
Total votes: 10

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On-Playa treatment of newly shaved Pubes

Post by Sail Man » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:48 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Yeah, I don't read the politics thread because I can't trust myself to behave, but I do see it as a worthy discussion...but there are some threads that just seem to take up space and are only on the top page of "Open Discussion" because their creators post another "insight" if it falls too low.
It would be nice to have some threads that annoy me in different ways. I know you could start them.
Who can start the dumbest thread?

Obviously this could be a thread of great importance in spreading to the masses the proper way to keep yourself smooth, stubble free, and more importantly, how not to develop playa crotch.




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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:03 pm

Oh yeah, this is really irritating. Sometimes I feel like the only St. Bernard in a herd of Chiuouas.

Oh, and having to spell Chiwow-wow is also really irritating. You got a twofer there, sailman.
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Post by dr.placebo » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:19 pm

polyurethane

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Post by Sham » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:24 pm

Duct Tape---that's good for everything!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:04 pm

What's that stuff they paint on boats below the waterline?
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Post by Sham » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:39 am

theCryptofishist wrote:What's that stuff they paint on boats below the waterline?
Paint? :D

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Post by goathead » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:25 am

theCryptofishist wrote:What's that stuff they paint on boats below the waterline?
The prop?
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Post by ygmir » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:10 am

ever played "glass bottom boat"?.........
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Post by Sail Man » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:50 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Oh yeah, this is really irritating. Sometimes I feel like the only St. Bernard in a herd of Chiuouas.

Oh, and having to spell Chiwow-wow is also really irritating. You got a twofer there, sailman.
Thank dog they both descended :lol:
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Post by Sham » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:50 am

Shambala wrote:Duct Tape---that's good for everything!
Please disregard the above post-- Duct tape is useful for tearing out the hair in/on/around your private parts. It does bring a tear to my eye, so I try not to do it more than once a week! As far as treating it---rubbing alcohol. :shock:

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Post by Sail Man » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:54 am

theCryptofishist wrote:What's that stuff they paint on boats below the waterline?
Bottom paint :D

You want a hard antifouling type or are you more interested in an ablative. Depends on how tenacious ur barnacles be matey :D
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Post by mdmf007 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:08 pm

I hear saliva is comforting...

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