Single Man Seeks Female Guest

jaguallero · Post by **jaguallero** » Thu May 20, 2004 9:51 am

Single man seeking female partner for Burning Man trip (Aug 30 to Sep 6). No limits on age, race, etc. – just cannot resist beautiful women. Candidates should be comfortable with public nudity. An appetite for the Swinging life style is preferred but not required. Facilities include air conditioned camper, electric golf cart and plenty of chilled Chardonnay. Ticket, transportation and all expenses prepaid.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu May 20, 2004 11:13 am

try

www.cityvibe.com

just make sure you pay off the playa. No commerce in BRC afterall.

_tears_ · Post by **_tears_** » Thu May 20, 2004 2:07 pm

But I just want a RIDE to and from Burning Man.....hehe

Tears

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Thu May 20, 2004 3:02 pm

Is that with or without a mustach?

feminly,
ms smith

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu May 20, 2004 4:08 pm

... not sure whether to respond with:

a) "may I remind you that this is a no commerce-zone"

b) "swinging, chardonnay and air-conditioning - oh my god this guy must be a time traveler from 1982 Marin County"

c) "if you feel you have the right to use the eplaya to ask women to prostitute themselves, we have the right to call your request an unappealing bit of skank."

d) what Stuart said.

Little help?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu May 20, 2004 5:37 pm

Candidates should be comfortable with public nudity. An appetite for the Swinging life style is preferred but not required.

'Candidates'.... Christ this sounds so fucking creepy.

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Thu May 20, 2004 7:03 pm

This type of trade just reeks of grossness. Do I show my age when I say:

EWW GRODY-TO-THE-MAX!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu May 20, 2004 7:57 pm

technopatra wrote:... not sure whether to respond with:

a) "may I remind you that this is a no commerce-zone"

b) "swinging, chardonnay and air-conditioning - oh my god this guy must be a time traveler from 1982 Marin County"

c) "if you feel you have the right to use the eplaya to ask women to prostitute themselves, we have the right to call your request an unappealing bit of skank."

d) what Stuart said.

Little help?

e) all of the above.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu May 20, 2004 10:06 pm

Jugajello,

Dude, your "game" is lame!

IMO, you have fucked up and stepped into a big ol' pile o' shit, big time!

You should read this thread, in it's entirety
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=3408

And get some fucking "game", how 'bout it?!

Or, what Stuart said.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu May 20, 2004 11:39 pm

Single man with colder airconditioner and better booze than Jugajello seeks ho to escort his ass to tha' burn. Some anal required. Send naked picture, I'll call you if you're the lucky ho.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 21, 2004 10:44 am

Badger wrote:
Candidates should be comfortable with public nudity. An appetite for the Swinging life style is preferred but not required.
'Candidates'.... Christ this sounds so fucking creepy.

Relax Badger, it's just the latest Fox Reality Series "Playa Batchelor." They really had to fight to keep the losing contestants from being suttee'd on Saturday night to attract the "Fear Factor" audience.

btw. Love that Badger by di Vinci avatar you've been parading lately.

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Fri May 21, 2004 11:58 am

Hey!!!!.... You guys ruined it....Shit..... I was gonna wear my Little black dress with come fuck me pumps and everything.....SHIT SHIT SHIT...

eyelashes bat...bat....bat....,
mr smith

_tears_ · Post by **_tears_** » Fri May 21, 2004 1:56 pm

Last Real Burner wrote:Hey!!!!.... You guys ruined it....Shit..... I was gonna wear my Little black dress with come fuck me pumps and everything.....SHIT SHIT SHIT...

eyelashes bat...bat....bat....,
mr smith

Hehehehe! Sexy Sexy!

Malochango · Post by **Malochango** » Thu May 27, 2004 11:24 am

Wow, chilled Chardonay!!! I'm melting! How come girls get all the best offers!!??

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 12:58 pm

Sheesh! Larry you founded the event, can't you wait and find someone on the playa to play with your ding dong.

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Twisted Evil DOH! javascript:emoticon(':twisted:')
Twisted Evil

Hey pal, you posting because they won't let you bring any livestock? Looks like Los Gatos is churning out some fine folks these days. Please practice safe sex, I'd hate to think of your type reproducing... jackasses are sterile though, aren't they?

single-ish male seeks slutty anything for the week, must provide me with a ride, ticket, PBR, shelter and food for the week. send picture of PBR.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 1:11 pm

Is that you Chunking?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 1:43 pm

b) "swinging, chardonnay and air-conditioning - oh my god this guy must be a time traveler from 1982 Marin County"

I beg your pardone my dear, cowboyangel is nearly totally politically correct,
and resides in Marin when not in Ukraine. This guy ought to bring his mother too!!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:11 am

stuart wrote:try

www.cityvibe.com

just make sure you pay off the playa. No commerce in BRC afterall.

If he expects Rebecca Love, He's gonna need more then just chilled Chardonnay. Better go all the way and throw in clown makeup and a wig!

Yep, works for me!

A II Z

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:40 pm

I'm a Wild & Crazy Gal who LOVES The Swinging Lifestyle! I want to listen to nothing but Rupert Holmes ("The Piñata Colada Song"), feed you strawberries, and run my fingers through your rakish hair, you Macho Man you! I can't wait to tool around in your unadorned golf cart sipping the aforementioned Chardonnay looking at all those crazies! Then we can head back to the air-conditioned RV just in time to have the shit tank sucked out. You will undeniably look hot naked with just your t-shirt on or maybe when you're feeling wacky you can strut around in your sarong. I will happily prepare the cocktail weiners for happy hour served with-you guessed it!-white wine. When it comes time for the Burn we can drive the RV close to the Man to get a better view. I'll put some streamers on it-you know, an art car.

I'm so excited! Hope this nude pic helps!
Sobretta Franjipan

Coastburner · Post by **Coastburner** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:11 pm

I think I've found your solution.......it comes in a box and you can blow it up. That way, you'll save your chardonay and ticket costs but still have the companionship you seem to crave!

Brilliant, if I do say so myself.

Markov Chaney · Post by **Markov Chaney** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:14 pm

Gods, I think I'm in love!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:36 am

when you're feeling wacky you can strut around in your sarong

from piss clear last year...

sarong? so wrong!

still makes me snort

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 12:25 pm

sarong? so wrong! sari.

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 1:21 pm

We had a running joke in our "Take the Garlic Challenge™" camp. Whenever a sarong wearer would walk by whomever spotted the offender would sadly shake their head and say: "It's sarong time to be wearing that!"

Oh, and I see my arch nemesis Isotopia has joined the fray. Well the man did say age, race, size unimportant.

mamasaid · Post by **mamasaid** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:07 pm

I'm sitting here laughing at all your replies, I don't think I could come up with anything funnier, really.
Except to say that someone has really got to be having a great time sitting at home on their computer, posting bull shit requests. Sort of like the sex camp one that had something like 10 pages of replies.
It's seriously too whack to be for real. Well, you never know, there are a lot of fucked up people in the world, most of them probably live in the peninsula too.
But really, what I want to say is that Im feeling a little stiffled and saddened by such judgmental responses. don't get me wrong, either it's a joke or really someone that ain't cool enough to have their own friends or signifigant other. And both of these reasons for the post are sad. But is there a right kind of person that belongs on the Playa? Do you have to live in SF and have nappy dreads and be totally sarchastic all the time to be a cool burner?
duh of course not.
I don't have dreads, but I got fire in my heart, baby.
I bless my forehead every morning with leftover dust from the playa to keep me sane, keep me wild, keep my fire burning when my life feels so mundane.
If this post is for real, (WORST case scenario) and he finds a date (EVEN worse), lets all hope they learn something when they get there.

I went to the Medeski shows at CAfe du nord back in April. I LIVE for this band. Love them. I would consider touring with them, and I've never been into the dead or that scene...Anyway, there was this couple vying for the front row space. They were vibing my friends, holding their space, not budging. He literally HELD on to her the whole time, as if she needed to be protected. Maybe her doll face would get dirty or something. Maybe she was an escort...who knows, it was just weird. Not really all that common at a MMW show.
I was trying not to be judgmental, but they were so painfully normal. Worse, they wouldn't move for those of us (everyone else)that wanted to dance, they just stood there. The girl was straight out of Days of our lives. I was having a hard time letting it go because they were kind of bumming out my space, the energy, etc...Any show-goer knows what I mean.
But I was, in my head, working with it, trying to realize WHY I couldn't let my frustration go.
After the first set was over. He leaned over to me and said, "I've got to take her home, she wants to leave. You can have our space now."

YES. Thank the lord...
Their own tension, their own NOT-GETTING_IT got rid of them. Nothing against them, bless them. But the truth was told in it's own time...
Know what I mean...?

With love,
Maldita

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hmmmm

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I'll take mine on the rocks, please...

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Did you say "swinging"

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