dreads

starfire · Post by **starfire** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:03 pm

i've had my dreads for a year and still cant find someone that i like going to to help me with them. i need my roots worked on and would be willing to pay or trade. any information would be greatly appreciated.
thanks and peace easy

changoloco · Post by **changoloco** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:46 am

Cut them off so you don't have to look and smell like a hippie. Dreads are disgusting. I say this because 20 years ago I had them. If God wanted us to have dreadlocks then he wouldn't have invented conditioner and brushes. In fact, I'm pretty sure that every time someone grows dreads, God kills an innocent little kitten.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:24 pm

Considering how many kittens God has to kill, for all sorts of reasons, it's a good thing that no one spays his/her cats. Because then all the kittens wouldn't be born.

I think god has contracted out the work to various city pounds.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:39 pm

He also asked me to help out. I actually have a team of hot Asians that get the job done for me.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:14 pm

NO THANKS, MOOSE.

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:29 pm

I think rather than killing all the stray dogs and cats we should just process them into ground meat and export them to some starving third world country. We could tan the pelts too and export them--they could help to keep people warm and also be used for shoes. Seems a much better solution to just killing them and incenerating them, what a waste. (I would have suggested selling the meat in this country, but thought that might offend some people--especially vegetarians.)

JK

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:59 am

i have long wanted a cat-fur coat ....

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:33 pm

It would tast like potted meat...not that it is a bad thing........