The poll of polls

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:18 am

Are polls cool, or what?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:47 am

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:19 pm

You need more than than two choices for it to qualify as a poll worth following.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:41 am

Yeah. C - None of the above

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:37 am

D - This poll blows.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:56 am

AntiM wrote:D - This poll blows.

wouldn't that be the same as "B"?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:38 am

You know the Great Wall of China is a LIE!

It's clearly made out of brick.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:12 am

goathead wrote:
AntiM wrote:D - This poll blows.
wouldn't that be the same as "B"?

Why no, not at all. Sucking and blowing, while commonly confused, are entirely different actions.

You can't blow a golf ball through a garden hose.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:06 am

I think many polls suck and don't answer them, including this one... the biggest problem with this poorly-thought-out poll is if your answer is "Polls suck and I never answer them", you can't choose that option!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:24 am

Well, snap one off for CD...I didn't even think of that.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:54 am

Some say it doesn't matter, but how much I care about a poll depends on the size...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:26 pm

As long as we are not confusing polls with posts, this poll shouldn't make it to page two.

I am thinking about participating in it just to see what the tally is, but hopefully a moderator can just tell me so I don't have to feel like such an automaton.(nudge, nudge)

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:22 pm

Here's a Pole you'll really like!

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:49 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:I think many polls suck and don't answer them, including this one... the biggest problem with this poorly-thought-out poll is if your answer is "Polls suck and I never answer them", you can't choose that option!

Umm, BINGO. That was the point of this "poorly-thought-out" poll. By the responses to the poll so far I think we've proven that 75% of people who respond to polls:

a) don't understand the questions;
b) don't care and just pick something;
c) lie

since if a, b and c were all false then no one could have picked "b".

So, I'd say we've shown that poles are pointless unless they are for amusement (as this one was intended to be)

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:55 pm

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:59 pm

hmmm .... you know, one eye, your new avatar looks rather black and white as well ..... are you playing old tv show too?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:00 pm

*** darn it, i want this to go to another page ****

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:01 pm

Yes, of course. And if you shoot a penguin with a harpoon it bleeds red before it dies; therefore some dead penguins are newspapers!

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:03 pm

littleflower wrote:*** darn it, i want this to go to another page ****

Umm, maybe if you use BIGGER LETTERS???

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:08 pm

like this???

you can't make it bigger, darn

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:30 pm

maybe, she can help us get over to the next page?

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:32 pm

littleflower wrote:like this???

you can't make it bigger, darn

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:00 pm

are we there yet?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:09 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Here's a Pole you'll really like!

I have mixed feelings about Pan Walensa. No doubt that he was one of people who freed Poland, and set off a domino effect in eastern europe, but the anti-abortion stuff...? In the end all our heroes have feet of clay.

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:40 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Here's a Pole you'll really like!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:44 pm

Thanks for posting that, Ygmir. Happy memories. That woman certainly knew how to handle my pole.

ygmir wrote:maybe, she can help us get over to the next page?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:09 pm

I'd pay upwards of a dollar and six bits, just to watch..........

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:15 pm

Best thing about her, is I never had to buy beer. She always had a six-pack handy.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:06 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Best thing about her, is I never had to buy beer. She always had a six-pack handy.

and, she kept it right above lunch?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:11 am

some of us prefer pole dancing to pole vaulting

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